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After porn parodies and animations, Memes today have become an integral if not a vital part of the society. It is basically how today’s generation communicates, and there are literally memes for everything. Whether political, porn, scandal, etc. But do you ever wonder where the term ‘meme’ originated from?
The history of memes
The “meem” or me-me word was first published by Richard Dawkins in his book The Selfish Gene 1976. Apparently, it is derived from the Greek word ‘mimeme,’ which means something imitated. He was then trying to establish whether there was actually a measure to the ideas passed down from one generation to the other. What’s even more fascinating is that memes are said to have existed way before the 1970s all the way back to the 79AD.
While one might wonder how exactly memes transcended to making a buzz today. It is important to note that it all began with a baby doing the cha-cha-cha dance designed by Michael Guess shared widely as a GIF. Next, there was the Hamster dance. From this point, the internet literally went rogue calling out for more. And the social media, sites like Reddit, 4Chan, and 9GAG became a standstill for memes basically overnight.
After all, there was and has always been something happening, whether cultural or even political around the world. Some of these people can relate with globally, while some of them are purely for people within a particular region. For instance, take the local celebrities scandals or even those of top renowned government officials. People want to make fun of such kinds of things and, at the same time, relay the message to each other. Therefore, for one to understand the true meaning of a meme, they must understand the funny bit of it as well as the message it carries. Well, who knew there could be so much humor in knowing the truth about something no matter how shitty or ridiculous it is in the real sense?
Best porn memes of 2020
Don’t you even start me up on porn memes because they are literally endless! Also, they provide you with intellectually stimulating information you will never come across in any porn site, no matter how huge or glorious. And as if that’s not enough, they cut across all; the comical, unrealistic, as well as literal lies in porn scenes you might have thought of, but could really point out. It is almost like sharing the funny porn joke you saw somewhere sometime back but couldn’t quite find the words to relate to a friend about. Well, it’s completely understandable that every generation has its thing. For this porn generation, they basically eat and shit porn memes. And while I’m not exactly sure whether they also Fap unto them, here is a list of the best sex memes of 2020.
How can she take that big cock?
Piper Peri, a lovely Miniature sex doll, might as well have her vajayjay on her chest. This is because she’s so tiny and yet ever goes against cocks the length of her own arm. Otherwise, how else would a hipless and easily flappable babe like her be able to contain such girth and length? Well, maybe a comparison between her and a normal bitch’s frame might help you contemplate this.
Faster daddy
I bet you are all well familiar with the facials bitches make at that time when you’re hitting her fucking pussy hard. And she’s feeling it, perhaps you are also kinda edgy, and you know pretty well that if you hit it harder, you might end up cumming before her. However, like you would expect of these bitches with their selfish juicy asses, she will probably go ahead to whisper in between deep moans “faster daddy.”
How picky are you?
PornHub is filled up with diverse categories, some you’ve heard about and some way too ridiculous to even contemplate. But while you would be there wondering who exactly consumes this shit. Or even wondering like ‘well, perhaps they only exist because it’s hard to satisfy all the motherfuckers’ porn tastes in the world. There is a sucker somewhere jerking off to some porn genre on page 120 of PornHub’s categories like WTF?
Good luck!
I’m sure every dickhead knows the drill when it comes to masturbating. It’s a fucking trend if not addiction up in your system. Like you’ve gotta shoot those goddamn nuts anyways every fucking day. Therefore you can only imagine when it’s time to get to it, and you realize your phone is at 1%. Well, a man’s gotta do what they’ve gotta do even thou it means breaking their cock’s ‘spinal cord’ trying to win the world fapping championships.
5. Deep throat
Ahem, gentlemen! Let me just begin by explaining to ladies that we are great seers just as much as we are great fuckers. There are just those small joys sightings that they might never get to understand. And while we cannot precisely understand how exactly the great lengths of our cocks are not visible above your belly buttons. At least we can say that your dirty throats do us excellent service and appreciation by popping a bulge right on your esophagus. And because this scene might be new to your eyes, you are all allowed to think this deep-throated bitch has a strange tumor in her throat.
Catching snowflakes
Everyone remembers how chilly snowflakes felt on their tongues and just how Winter happy they would make you feel. However, the closest most of us today are to watching beautiful creatures spreading their tongues out for some white molten drops is porn. This is because, in groupies, there is always that time for the great showers where the almighty cock sprays down all the thirsty wagging tongues with ripples of sticky man-milk.
7. Point of view
Everyone knows there will always be a variation in views or even dimensions during sex. This is because the man always has the upper hand in this kind of shit. Therefore it is only fair to evaluate a man’s view at say a facial creampie. A man sees her pretty face with her mouth open oblivious of obvious cum strays. While on the other hand, all a bitch can see are a dozen liquid babies raining all over her.
That’s so deep
However, Robert Einstein must have been as an individual. He must have been a very sophisticated person both in thought and speaking. And well, I don’t even need to tell you the sort of utmost wisdom he spits from his mouth. All you have to know is that whenever you hear or read anything written by this dude, you’ll surely be thinking like, damnit! ‘That’s fucking deep,’ something your bitch is bound to say while you are giving her the pounding of her life.
Ouch!
No kidding, there are just those areas of your body you barely pay attention to enough to prevent them from getting hit or something. And while you would expect, they would return the favor by not letting you feel some sharp pain when hit, the hurt like shit. The toe is one of them; an accidental trip, especially by a table edge, will have you making ridiculous crown faces trying to comprehend the pain. And come to think of it, the only other time you ever see this kind of shit is when a bitch is about to cum or is in the process of cumming.
You’re gonna make me come
There are just those people who become family, or should I just say basically the people you interact with for most of your adult life, workmates. Therefore, when they’ve got an event coming up, say a goddamned wedding. You can always expect your fucking ass to be called upon to attend the occasion. Well, depending on what the person has come to mean in your life over the years, you may find yourself a bit deeply invested. Like they are actually going to make you come to the wedding!!! And if you are in the habit of listening to yourself, you might find yourself thinking that the only time you’ve heard of such a phrase in its literal form is when a bitch is about to fucking cum from some serious hardcore banging.
He talked to me
Everyone knows that bitches are crazy and ever mad about literally everything. In fact, you cannot as much as guess what she’s actually thinking at any particular time. Say, for instance, you were okay this morning but got so caught up at work during the day. At the back of your mind, you think I can’t wait to be done for the day to talk to her. On the contrary, however, she’s already broken up with your ass in her mind. And it’s even crazy that a simple hi can literally flip the whole situation. After all, you are her fucking daddy, and when you call someone’s gotta answer.
It’s too long
I’m sure none of us has been spared this shit load of bullshit by YouTube. I mean, you could literally be onto something great, but some bullshit long ad is put right before the climax. And you are there literally screaming inside that ‘they’ve gotta be kidding you or testing your patience because this shit is too fucking long”. Well, the only other place this sort of shit happens in during porn when he slips the huge cock inside while she’s unaware or after having simply underestimated it. See, it’s not always gloomy when it’s ‘too long’?
When you keep on going
Truth be told, only a few men have truly mastered the art of actually hitting up bitch’s pussy too good to have them juicing all over their cock. For this reason, only a few men actually know this look. On the contrary, most male pornstars have been accustomed to this happy grin on their faces at that moment when they are to pounding away the last of those really loud moans in between her cumming. Like damn! Can you even?
Nature is beautiful
Well, the world really is a beautiful place, and if you are keen enough, you’ll find out just how much its creations complement each other. For instance, it’s chicks’ norm to open their mouth wide to be fed. And while you would think that human beings would do better than this, well, there are just those thirsty bitches who are the end of every groupie can’t help but open their mouths up, in the same manner, hoping that daddy’s milk splashes successfully all over their dirty mouths.
Fresh blanket
It doesn’t matter whether it is in some mellow glistening wet cunt or a tight lubricated butthole, dick feels fucking good! No wonder blankets as silky soft and clean as this one gets held tight and gnawed at, at that moment when the dick almighty strikes! You’ll, in fact, be forgiven to think that it’s that fucking feeling one receives after getting your warm and cozy blankets from the drier. Well, god knows you want to hug, kiss, and nimble the hell out of them, were fucking edible.
Take it out!
I’m sure any feminist bitch is bound to find this meme offensive but isn’t it realistic to compare two things that take things inside of them? In any case, if you’ve observed how fast a vending machine rejects a scrambled up note. Isn’t this the very manner that bitches reject a weak boner up their fucking holes? Well, it’s time to connect the goddamned dots.
Spread it
It is that hunger’s medicine is food. Anyone who has ever been hungry knows the joy of having food. Well, this is no different from animals. Say, for instance, rats after spotting a feast. Also, there is the pussy thirsty motherfucker too who has had the luck to come across a particularly tight little pussy. The only wish that would come to his mind is that she fucking spreads it good for him to devour the hell out of it.
18. Pops off
It’s fucking boring and tiring to the bone to keep trying to fit up, say your mattress cover. In any case, you might find yourself sulking up or even cursing so that your face is a frown of anger. But did you know you could literally make that same face and sheet pulling up action at a rather delightful heightened up fucking sensations? Well, I thought you should know.
The girl is a killer beatboxer
At this age, when every motherfucker wants to be on edge from a pussy or a freaking warm mouth. It is only logical for any slutty bitch to up their cock blowing game. And lucky is he who finds a bitch who works his cock up her mouth like she’s onto some wild beatboxing competition. After all, what is the worst that could happen? A mouth creampie, perhaps?
Rub it in
Girls are known for making a fuss out of having something their friends don’t. And surprisingly, this applies to every kind of shit, including dick, of course. Take, for instance, just how fulfilled this bitch taking on some huge cock in her mouth seems like. You would even think she fucking owns the world, and god knows her friends can’t help but be in awe of her.
Go be at peace
Nobody wants to admit they are fucking addicts when it comes to fapping and the feeling of cumming. However, up there, we are fighting the fapping demons each goddamned day. I know, we simply cannot admit even to our shitty selves that we can literally not sleep without having knocked out balls out. Isn’t that the only time y’all get some good night’s sleep?
Walt Diney = PornHub
You would think that Disney, a child-friendly site would be as different as heaven and earth from PornHub. But what the heck actually makes them fucking different? The fact that Disney hires adults to act like teens and PornHub hires teens to act in adult teen movies? I’m in the freaking haze too.
Don’t worry mom
Men are pretty messed up creatures. This is because the kind of shit they shitty brains cells might be processing is pretty complex and a hell lot of retarded shit at the same time. For instance, imagine some dude thinking how delightful it would be to have to say 5 bitches spreading their fucking pussy for him. How would that formation even be actualized using black hangers to represent bitches and he a white one for the ultimate pussy destroyer? Do you think anyone with a less shitty mind would understand the symbolism? I thought so too.
Thank you mom!
Well, there are things we want our parents to be proud of us for. And there are those things that we literally don’t want them to know about you. For instance, if you are a porn performer, well, it’s a fucking job that puts food on the table. However, it’s not the kind of red carpet walk you want to bring your mother to irrespective of how immensely you’ve shot to stardom. But for Ryan Creamer, well, I don’t know.
Rest in peace
The PornHub signature logo is pretty much familiar with everyone. This mainly includes fucking black and orange colors. Therefore, your mind is bound to shift to your dirty secret routine whenever you come across something like it. Say, for example, some fucked up hearse driver who has named his car MournHub mimicking PornHub’s logo. Like damnit, how quickly can your very demons haunt you?
26. Disappointed guy
The fun in all porn scenes is the action, or should I say the repeated cock sucking/blowing, pussy banging, and way lots of fapping, especially for a groupie. Now, two things make bukkake scenes fucking enthralling. The fact that the bitch is eventually surrounded by like a million already edgy cocks striving to make their shots all over her and the look on the dude who cums before the rest of them. I mean, he’s usually there stroking his boner to ensure it doesn’t die down but for what?
Same timing
People are freaking weird lot. You would be surprised at the kind of shit people basically get off to. Forget the bloody, squeamish fetishes and kinks. There are people who are into animals, i.e., bestiality, and it’s alright because that shit is available online either in the literal form or the animated form. In fact, you can only imagine what they want to do to the horse after that relief; Pat it’s back or shakes its hoof perhaps?
Why are you running?
There is that shit about apple watches measuring up your blood pressure and somehow trying to estimate weight gain and loss based on physical activity. But it all also begs the question, does it do the same during your vigorous fap sessions. Or is it always wondering like wtf is this dude doing running at these wee hours of the night? Well, you just never know.
It’s time
There is always humor in some random organizational decisions. For instance, the porn industry is undoubtedly the most active in the whole fucking world. And yet, a leading global porn site like PornHub goes ahead to make a commitment that involves planting a tree for every 100 porn videos watched. Now, imagine how many videos are watched per day on the network say like last year an average of 5M. So why wouldn’t bloggers and everyone else not imagine that they would need an arm as strong as Thano’s for this mission?
Elon Musk is proud!
Elon Musk, a fucking rich guy, invented Tesla, a self-driving computerized car. And for a moment there, you would think like wait, this dude must have been thinking about the impaired. However, when some retarded motherfuckers have sex during their effortless drive, and someone’s wondering whether the founder would be proud of this excellent vision sabotage. The motherfucker responds, saying that he’s fucking proud they did, which makes you realize….
PornDude’s final words
Now, I take it that each of your pussy starved asses are going to be laughing your heart out after the reality of these pretty fucked up porn memes hit you. And it’s a good thing that funny porn is a thing and there will always be peculiar, coincidental or accidental events in porn. Therefore, it’s a good thing that there are memes to slash the truths, lies, fun, and ridiculousness of each of them!
