Literotica Masturbation

Awww, literotica is mobile-friendly now. Like watching Gone with The Wind in VR! Welcome to literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, the virtual home of a shitload of amateur erotic stories that are more than stories. The website has been an inspiration, for years, for a bunch of content writers and smut authors and made a name for itself despite a shit ton of hardcore adult websites. Literotica.com is a fucking classic!

I don't buy that "I've never read a single erotic story" crap! I hate to break it to you, but chicks dig erotica, especially the literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories section. Your wife has used the site as an all-natural lubricant on more occasions than she is ready to admit.

This place is fucking teeming with stories, all sorts of stories, that are crafty, sometimes shitty, taboo-breaking, intimate, imaginative, and above-all hot. Bear in mind that all these adjectives from the pen of the TPD, the man who hasn't always been the man he is today and who openly admits that some of the writing techniques come from Literotica.com. A confession of a decade!

It feels wrong to shit on the website design, but I'm gonna do it anyway

Literotica.com, its literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories section, and all other sections on this page are close to my heart, but I am slowly coming back from the state of an emotional comma, turning into the old, unbiased, harsh TPD. The L logo looks like shit! It's always looked like shit, as well as the bland background and the bottom of the page that looks like a screenshot from the first FBI PC used by the computer-illiterate cops who thought that the sole purpose of the odd-looking machine was to play solitaire. Goddamn!

I don't have enough time left on this planet to count the number of stories on literotica.com. God knows how many categories there are on this website! In case you don't know, the principle of this website is allowing any fucker who thinks that he knows how to write to upload his/her story on the page. No payments, no nothing, just a place where any random "writer" is available to post its content.

Sometimes, the content is not even erotic. People upload humorous, satirical stories, SF crap, anything that your mind can think of. I don't think that there is any kind of amateur writing on this planet that hasn't been uploaded to literotica.com. I fucking mean it!

So, why bother with masturbation?

Why the hell not!? Literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories section counts over 5K stories, and this is one section only. I am not sure that I got all of this counting right, but the bottom line is that literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories has more stories than you are gonna be able to read in your lifetime.

Don't get me started on the number of pages in each story. Some stories are one page long, while others extend to 6+ pages and come in sequels. If that nerdy plonker Harry Twatter was one of Literotica's heroes, he would still be sticking his wand up his arsehole, waiting for sequel number 56 to finally lose his virginity.

I got carried away! Ok, so why masturbation? Well, it's a part of everyone's life, and it has a lot of potential for diversity, despite the common belief that it's just willy-pulling and clit-stroking. The section literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories actually presets toys and masturbation, and anything is a sex toy if you are horny enough.

The titles have always been one of the best features of the site - "In Matters of Size, Size Matters" or "My orgasmic whimpers mingled with birdsong at dawn" has cracked me up on more than one occasion and proved to me that is not just a pile of random erotic, worthless crap. Yep, a pile of anything and everything, but some of the stories on literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories and other Literotica's sections are worthy of a boner.

Another great thing about the joint is that it is almost safe for work because the site is pretty clean, almost ad-free, meaning that no random pussy is gonna pop up at an awkward time. The only kind of "porn" that can be enjoyed with sound off and still feel 100% right.

Here comes the hard part

How on earth do you filter so much content? Beats me! Whatever you do, you are gonna get lost eventually, and there is no chance to know if you are gonna actually like a story or not beforehand. The first major fuck-up when it comes to literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, but it's not the site's fault. As a man who is used to trailers, tour pages, info below the player like pornstar name, and that kind of stuff, I feel uncomfortable venturing into something completely unknown. It's the deal with erotica. A writer really needs to meet your needs. Otherwise, the content won't arouse you, and finding THE writer among a shitload of writers is a hard job!

The letters are there on the literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories homepage, but I don't know how that could help you in your quest to find the story of your liking. The letters are supposed to be used to filter the stories by the initial letter of the title, but what's the point of that? If you choose F, you'll end up with titles like Fun for himself, Fun for the whole family, and stuff, but that won't help you realize anything about the stories beforehand.

I guess that the score or rating is a good place to start. Obviously, 5 is the best score, meaning that the stories with a score above 4.5 are good. On the other hand, you could focus on one writer, explore his collection of masturbation stories and continue with the approach until you turn blue. Maybe, the hall of fame section is a good place to start, or the list of award-winning stories that literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories shows in a separate section on the right side of the homepage.

How about you give the list of tags a chance?

I told you that the page was a nightmare! It took me some serious time to discover the list of tags, and I'm a fucking pro that has seen pages like literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories hundreds of times before! Luckily, you have me to lead the way. Yeah, fuckers, you will find the list of tags on literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories, but is it gonna do you any good?

The tag that counts the biggest number of erotic stories is Masturbation. Over 1.4K stories fall under the masturbation category. I think that you have enough brains to realize that this tag, in particular, can't help you do any proper filtering! Ok, mutual masturbation makes more sense, as well as tags like anal, phone sex, and shower. Not all is lost, but it's not actually a breeze. On the one hand, a website of such class and image needs to work on the filtering tools, and on the other hand, things got out of control. The number of stories on literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories and all over other sections is so huge that it's impossible to sort it out.

Things pretty much got out of hand here. I have been aware of Literotica.com's presence for a number of years. I've seen it grow at such a crazy speed that the number of stories became too much to handle. It's not necessarily bad news if messy websites are your thing.

The final word

Literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories is a good page for all chicks and dudes who are more of sensual souls than hardcore fans. I think that the gay section is somewhere on the page too! You are not gonna see a single pussy on the page, nor are you gonna recognize any of the names. Anonymous heaven where aspiring writers share their most intimate stories, ending up creating either imaginative, thrilling masterpieces or pure shit. My momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates - remember the idiot's wise words!

Hey, fuckers, literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories is free. Upload your story if you think that you have what it takes to enchant the masses, but I suggest you stick with what you do best. Stroke your willy, and remember that all the arousal that you are feeling in the region south of your belt comes from your mind. Read something once in your life, even if it comes from literotica.com/c/masturbation-stories. It won't kill you!