HQporner Threesome

Hmmm, how to put this? You are one lucky mothafucker who has been fortunate enough to stumble upon this review! I do all the dirty work, digging up superb websites for your sake, and there is absolutely nothing you do in return. When was the last time you did something for me? Luckily, I am a merciful god. Here comes another review.

I've come up with a new approach recently. Find big-ass websites and do a review of one section only. It makes my in-depth reviews even more thorough and fine-tuned for fetishists. Today's subject is the threesomes. Yeah, this kind of fucking spree is not actually a proper fetish but is a huge source of excitement for many dudes, probably because of two pairs of tits and a plethora of gaping holes. Let's see what hqporner.com/category/threesome has to offer.

Some website design blabbing

The upper half of hqporner.com/category/threesome isn't a match with a completely white background in the lower section of the page. For some reason, two completely different styles seem to be merged together without much sense, but it's not actually a downfall. I guess that you, mediocre fuckers, don't give a fuck about the clash of colors, styles, and that high-level thinking bullshit. Smut is there! That's all you care for anyway!

Hqporner.com describes itself as a storage of high-definition porn. The website name implies the same thing. Even though this review focuses on threesomes only, I have to note a couple of important things about the website. I mean, why would anyone give a chance to any category on a crappy website right?! It's only natural to want to know a couple of basic things about the website in general before exploring a specific category.

Hqporner.com boasts a little over 46.5K videos in total. That's a huge collection of porn. Regular updates bring new videos every day. The homepage shows that twelve fresh vids were added today, but this number refers to the whole website. It's pretty damn obvious that hqporner.com has lots of filtering tools and that it is very aware of their importance. User experience at a high level, to cut a long story short.

Lots of threesome sex scenes for you to enjoy

4.3K threesome videos sound fucking great! Hqporner.com/category/threesome is updated every day. Sometimes, the site adds one new video, and sometimes up to a dozen. In any case, you'll have something fresh to wank off to every single day.

The latest scene features my favorite MILF, Cory Chase. Of course, she slurps on her girlfriend's pussy, gets hot, and decides to invite a man to join in on the party. It's a full-length video, boasting a running time of over one hour, showing hardcore scenes of raw sex. I've already told you that all videos on hqporner.com/category/threesome are high-definition.

Who says that all good things come with a price tag?

Cory Chase, Aletta Ocean, Zazie Skymm...you do know that the hotties of this caliber don't shoot porn for shady studios, right? These are some of the hottest women that have ever walked the earth! What if I told you that a mind-blowing threesome where Aletta gets double-stuffed could be yours without any limitations? You don't have to pay for anything or do anything but prepare your dong for a wicked fap session.

A simple, ad-free player does take some time to load, and it might be too simple for my taste, but it works just fine. I've watched the whole Aletta masterpiece without any fuck-ups, or pop-ups along the way. Below the player, I saw the upload date, the pornstar's name, and running time. However, to find out the studio name, I had to play the video first and check out the watermark.

When it comes to streaming, you can check whether you want to watch 360p, 720p, or 1080p. The player is set on 360p, and you have to change the resolution manually. The small arrow in the bottom right corner of the player is actually a download button. Click on it, then go for a menu that will appear in the same corner, and choose download. As soon as you hit download, the process will begin. In less than 5 minutes, you'll have your favorite threesome scene on your device, and you won't have to spend a single dime to get it. Phenomenal!

I wouldn't be me if I didn't hate a couple of things

Hqporner.com/category/threesome is a good page. However, I know that it could be better in some aspects. I've seen it all and have learned to look at things from the regular visitor's standpoint. First of all, visitors always appreciate the list of sources. People want to know the origin of the smut they are fapping to, no matter how crazy that might sound. The only website that gets mentioned on hqporner.com/category/threesome is Brazzers, and, believe it or not, there are plenty of other websites that are equally valuable.

Thumbnails show an image preview. Yeah, it's more than many other tube website offers, but I am not here to justify hqporner.com/category/threesome just because it offers its content for free. If you can't show a proper video preview, why not put a proper title and thus help the fellas choose the video of their liking? The same goes for pornstar's names. I would like to see the names in the titles or below the thumbnails. Such as it is now, I had to click on a thumbnail to see the star's name below the player. Too much time wasting, if you ask me.

None of this is a big deal, but I hate to see good websites that don't know shit about marketing! That's exactly what happened with hqporner.com/category/threesome. The person who runs this website does understand the importance of good content, and that's great! All videos are HD and free, and that's the combination that is not easily found on the web nowadays.

However, a person needs to dig deep inside the stash to realize that. I want to see the page bragging about its accomplishments right there on the homepage! I want to see big HD letters all over the page. Blowing into its own horn is the best that a website can sometimes do. The first impression is often crucial when it comes to adult websites.

Is one category alone enough?

Threesomes are great. First of all, you can end up watching two chicks and one dick or two dicks and one chick. In the first case, you get to watch two sets of bouncy tits, and in the second one, you get to watch DP. A win-win situation. Anything can happen in a threesome, from pussy licking and rimming to double stuffing, creampies, and cum swap. Some threesomes on hqporner.com/category/threesome feature three sluts, and sometimes one black stud enjoys some proper pussy stacking. A crazy number of possibilities!

I am looking at the first page of hqporner.com/category/threesome alone, and I am already seeing two chicks impaling on a dude's foot, two heavily inked hoes that have a thing for anal drilling, two busty MILFs, one hardcore interracial scene, two misbehaving 18+ teens and one kinky stepdad and one defloration scene. The first page alone! I think that says a lot about hqporner.com/category/threesome's diversity, don't you think?

I think that I don't need to tell you that there are other categories on hqporner.com! Plenty of smut to look at! Just take a look at the extensive list on the left side of the page, and you'll know what I am talking about. Each category comes with a short description, in case you've just crawled from under a rock and don't know what terms like threesome, creampie, and MILF mean. The page is gonna provide you with all the filtering tools you'll need.

The final word

I am not saying that hqporner.com/category/threesome is perfect. It needs some tweaking, but the flaws are not something that a regular dude wouldn’t even notice. Definitely not something that would discourage any threesome-loving dude from venturing inside hqporner.com/category/threesome. I am a pro, and I see things that mediocre fuckers don't have a clue about.

I am honest to the bone, which sometimes means that I have to be hard on myself. Yeah, this is a review, a thorough, unbiased, straightforward review, but sometimes a dude and the dude need to look at the big picture. Does hqporner.com/category/threesome have what it takes to give you a boner? Is the content fresh, HD, professional and diverse? Does the page boast regular updates? The answer to all of the above questions is YES! What else do you want me to say?!