Cum Perfection

What does Cum Perfection mean to you? Is it a smooth, creamy homogenous texture or simply the feel of the stuff erupting from the tip of your pee hole after an exhilarating buildup? Others may define their ideal of seminal flawlessness in terms of volume, aroma, color or flavor. Honestly, though, if you’re a straight dude, there’s a good chance you’ll share the opinion of whoever’s running this next joint. To them, Cum Perfection is all about where all that sticky spunk ends up by the end of the shoot: coating the faces of beautiful women.

Yes, ladies and sophisticated gentleman, CumPerfection.com is a premium porn site promising the biggest facials in the world. I’m a sucker for a good movie and I always appreciate a theme, and I clearly ain’t the only one. These guys have been kicking for nearly a full decade now and still pull hundreds of thousands of visitors every month. I see so many porn sites come and go every year, so that kind of longevity speaks volumes about the quality of the content on offer. Of course, it wouldn’t be fair to judge the spot without actually fap testing the material for myself, so let’s get into it.

Who’s Getting Cummed on Around Here?

I could tell CumPerfection was a long-running site as soon as I pulled up the tour page. Porn sites tend to put their profits back into making more videos rather than updating the presentation, and yeah, this one looks like one that you would have beaten off to back in 2013. It’s not ugly, but it’s just not as flashy as newer sites. Instead of the auto-playing video montage so common on every other paysite tour these days, this one’s topped by a rotating selection of still pics showing cum-covered pretty faces.

Oh, and let’s talk about those pretty faces. CumPerfection ain’t shooting with a lot of big names. In fact, I’m a professional masturbator and it even took me a minute to find a couple girls I’d whacked off to before. Just because they’re less famous than the girls you’d see on a site like Brazzers doesn’t mean they ain’t sexy as hell, though. They’re making movies with some beautiful amateurs and lesser known pornstars. Amirah Adara might be the most well-known video whore I saw getting splooged on today.

Overall, it’s a really nice spread of babes. There are blondes, brunettes and redheads; busty chicks, slim babes and thicc mamas; young sluts (18+), MILFs, and everything in between. The models are mostly white chicks, but I did see a few ebony beauties, a couple Asians and some mysteriously exotic women. If you’re into really fucking tall chicks, check out Emma Butt, who shot with CumPerfection.com back in 2016.

As you probably guessed from the title and the theme, there’s a lot of semen splattered all over the front page, particularly all over the women’s faces. The claim of having the “biggest facials in the world” is a little bit vague and difficult to prove, but their other sperm-oriented selling points are a bit more tangible. There are two camera angles for every cumshot, with closeups and slow mo. If your favorite part of fuck flicks is the facial cumshots, these guys will show you magic.

One thing I love about older sites is that you can typically expect the older perks. Cum Perfection still has free video previews out front. They have put a modern twist on it, though: you only get to watch a handful of them per day. Hey, it beats having to look for sneak peeks on the tubes. I checked out the one-minute trailer for Big Reputation, their latest release. Lacey Amour plays a sexy secretary who strips down and sucks her boss’s dick, and then the screen goes black while we hear the sounds of female pleasure. When the video comes back, Lacey’s covered in sperm and I’m horny as fucking hell.

Flicks by the Hundreds, Cum by the Gallons

A membership for CumPerfection.com goes for thirty bucks a month, which is what I expected. That’s the same price most paysites charge, including my own PornDudeCasting, where I also jizz all over beautiful pornstar faces. You get a break on longer memberships, though they’re not the deepest discounts I’ve seen on premium porno, a year going for a couple hundo.

One of the biggest perks of membership is that it includes access to a bonus site, CumForChloe. It chronicles the adventures of this slutty chick, Chloe, who goes around, sucking dick and eating sperm, sometimes sharing with friends. It’s another very semen-oriented site, so it should be of interest to anybody who came for the Cum Perfection. It is worth noting that the site was active between 2014 and 2016, but hasn’t had an update since. I’m guessing they’re done building that one, but it is a nice collection of around 60 bonus scenes to keep your hands busy.

As I mentioned earlier, Cum Perfection uploaded their first movie back in 2013, and they’ve been steadily building that catalog ever since. To date, the full collection spans more than 470 cum-drenched films. The one and only downside I see is that the movies ain’t as long as you’d typically expect from a premium porn site. Most of the videos only run between ten and twenty minutes, with some clocking in even shorter. There’s a recent picture with this gal Jess Nova, a blonde knockout with a pretty face and gorgeous rack, and it runs a mere 7 minutes.

Good thing they make up for the short runtimes in quantity, huh? On top of the current stash, they’re also dropping a new movie every Thursday. Weekly updates are my golden standard for any paysite, and I really appreciate when they come out at the same time every week. That means you’ll know exactly when you’ll be able to masturbate to some fresh, day-zero facial films, like fucking clockwork.

Girls Making Beautiful Messes

I kept coming around to the front page of CumPerfection.com as I wrote this review, and every time I’d see the same lovely faces getting jizzed on in the rotating preview pics. Two of them in particular had me all horny as fuck the whole while: an absolutely adorable blonde who looked cute even with cock snot dripping down her face, and a stunning redhead who looked like she’d done this a thousand times before. I knew I’d be fap testing the site to one of them, and well, I found the redhead’s video sooner.

Burglar Fuck is a 16-minute movie released a couple weeks ago and starring the gorgeous Gigi Rouge. In the thumbnail, she’s drinking semen out of a condom, which meant both she and I were in for a treat. CumPerfection movies are scenario-driven, and this one opens with Gigi sitting in bed, pulling on some nylons. A masked burglar barges in, helps her out of her bra and starts groping.

Gigi doesn’t seem terribly alarmed by any of this. In fact, after the dude strokes Gigi’s kitty through her panties, she’s down to suck his dick. The camerawork is really simple here, alternating between a stationary camera off the side of the bed and a handheld shot closer up. It’s effective enough, giving us a wide shot of everything and some tighter footage of the blowjob, but I wish the handheld camera wandered a bit more. Gigi’s got a nice body, and I’d like to see more of it up close.

Halfway through, he starts fucking her doggystyle, followed by prone bone and backwards cowgirl. It’s the missionary that makes him pop, though, and then he squeezes the condom into her mouth. Gigi smiles so pretty even as she’s drinking this dude’s semen, so this one might be worthy of the permanent offline spank bank. If you feel it is, or if any of the movies here are, feel free to save it. Downloads are included with the Cum Pefection membership price.

CumPerfection.com ain’t the fanciest, most modern paysite on the internet, but they are a pretty kickass example of premium cum fetishism. I think their focus on the white stuff is going to be one of their biggest draws, along with just the sheer size of their collection. Including the bonus material, which closely matches the theme of Cum Perfection, you’re looking at over 500 videos for the same price you’d pay for most any site. If that sounds like your thing, get a taste of those free previews.