Group Sex Games

Sex can be a taboo subject in certain circles. It's a damn shame because those people don't know what they're missing. Sex is one of the great pleasures in life that no one should deprive themselves of, especially for some childish sky daddy with the frontal lobe of an eight-year-old.

Building Homemade Sluts

I've turned many a sexual conservative into a sexual liberal and, in that time, have come up with some tried and true ways to make the switch happen. Though you'll never get the chance to use them, let me explain some of the most effective tactics.

The first and most obvious one is booze. Booze is a human social lubricant. Whether you want to get someone out of their shell to talk or want them to drop through and fuck you, alcohol is equally efficient. However, you have to be careful. Too much alcohol will ruin the situation. All it takes is a couple of beers to loosen up an otherwise quiet and reserved soul.

Of course, taking it slow also helps to ease the tension. Take a bitch along for the ride. Don't just whip out your tiny peter and expect it to get sucked. You need more tact than that. Significantly more.

That's not to say that my penis isn't a powerful force. Unfortunately, my readers don't have the option to flash their dick and expect an impressed response. At most, your penis will cause disgust and laughter. Mine, on the other hand, elicits worship. Bitches sojourn to the base of my cock to give praise and thanks.

I've had to stop several groups of ladies from making a cult based on my penis being a holy deity. While I appreciate the compliment, I was afraid they might try to chop it off and turn it into some sort of icon.

One of my favorite ways to turn a sexually reserved bitch into a complete cock slut is through games. Over the past ten years, researchers have discovered the power of gamifying everyday tasks. For one reason or another, it gives people the extra boost of motivation they need to break out of the mold and get some shit done for once.

These days malls are dead, but those old enough to remember what they once were will recall Spencers. Spencers was many young men's first introduction to sex toys and masturbation aids. In the back of the store, they had a wide array of dildos, vibrators, and how-to books. I learned many things flipping through those pages as a young man.

Along with books and toys, they had tons of games also. Perhaps the most well-known is sex dice. One die would have a body part and the other an action. They usually had a version for couples and a version for parties. The couple's dice would feature things like blow dick and eat-out clit. The party version was more like lick nipple or grope boob. Either way, it could lead to some good times.

There were also board games, sex twister, and a whole bevy of other options. I discovered that bitches were much more willing to get out of their comfort zone if it was for a game. It makes nipple licking feel fun and safe.

I highly recommend you guys get some dice. Not that you'll ever have a reason to use them, but they're nice to look at. If you want to get a peek of what playing sex games at a party might be like, then check out GroupSexGames.

Group Sex Games is a fun and unique porn site where you and your penis can have a blast watching bitches get soaked with cum over a game of sexual monopoly. I want to play as the clit tickler!

A Better Investment than Crypto

Speaking of monopoly, you'll need some cash if you want to pretend to be part of the fun of a group sex game. Group Sex Games is part of the fantastic Adult Prime network of porn sites. Under their umbrella are some of my favorite porn sites. I don't go more than a couple days without landing on at least one of them.

So that means you'll be happy to know that for the cost of a subscription to Group Sex Games, you get access to every site on the Adult Prime network.

But, despite how awesome its network is, Adult Prime doesn't charge an arm, leg, and soul as their entrance fee. Instead, they offer three different subscription options so possible users can select whatever works best for them. I'll tell you what works best for me: cheap.

The first option is a one-month recurring membership for $19.99. That's an affordable one-month price, but it is on sale, so be quick to get it while it lasts. Once the sale is over, the price will go back up to $29.99. There is no word on when the sale might end, so I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a permanent fixture.

The second option is a six-month subscription for $14.99 a month. That is half-off the ordinary one-month cost. What a fantastic deal. These are some of the best prices for any porn network you'll ever come across.

Finally, the last option is a one-year membership for only $9.99 a month. That's fucking ridiculous. I love it. Bare in mind that you're getting access to the entire fucking Adult Prime network. That's one hundred and six studios with twenty-five thousand videos, all for ten bucks. You would be stupid not to join. If you're only going to subscribe to one site, this is a perfect option.

For that price, you might be wondering where they get you. This shit is just too good to be true. Well, I'm here to tell you that this is no scam. This place is as awesome as they advertise. Come on, guys. Have I ever led my flock astray?

To go along with the excellent content, the web design is also on point. The main menu resides up top and contains the options Home, Studios, Group Mams, Search bar, Studios, Videos, Photos, Live cams, DVD, Fun, Favorite, Get more credits, My inbox, My profile, Clips, and Recommended. The second "studio" option is a drop-down menu.

Bonus Boner Features

There are some features you don't often see hiding in the menu. The "fun" selection is a drop-down with the options 24/7 television, Porn deals, and top ten porn. Under porn deals, you'll find that Adult Prime has access to tons of deals and discounts on other popular porn sites. Some examples are Jules Jordan, Brazzers, Reality Kings, Evil Angel, Team Skeet, and New Sensations.

I love the "top ten" lists. Adult Prime has created dozens of them featuring all corners of the Adult Prime Network. Each has a fun theme that will have you getting lost in a sea of the best porn these fucks have to offer.

Some of my favorite entries are Porn parties, Cream pies, Ballerinas, Car sex, Group granny porn, Grandpa VS teen, Pick up sex, Hottest grandmams, and Oil sex porn. Alright. So some of those aren't necessarily favorites, but they deserve mention. Also, Adult Prime makes a top ten for that month's updates.

The thing I really wanted to get to is the twenty-four seven TV. I've only ever seen a feature like this a couple of times. No matter what time of night and day you show up, that TV is playing hardcore porn fresh from the Adult Prime network. It's perfect for those of us that can be indecisive masturbators at times.

I also enjoy that Adult Prime offers DVDs. I like to maintain a collection of DVDs for emergency porn situations. Also, folks that live in places like Alaska don't have access to steady internet, so they still live on an all-DVD porn diet.

You guys know I always give credit when a site or network hosts its own live stream service as opposed to advertising for Chaturbate or Jerk Mates. The only problem is that some porn sites don't put effort into building a good product. Adult Prime is not one of those studios. Their live streaming service is every bit as good as the next guy.

I've played more than my fair share of group sex games over the years, and I want to share a slice of that feeling with you. Group Sex Games is as close to rolling the sex dice with real humans as you fucks will ever get.

It's hard to find fault in the Adult Prime network. These guys fucking crush it. All I want from them is to keep expanding and growing the brand.

Make your next masturbation session a little extra fun on Group Sex Games.