FapHouse Lesbian

It will come as no surprise to you that I love dicking bitches down. I do it as often as I can. Every morning I awake in a sea of pussy. It takes no effort, and I would describe the feeling it gives me as pure joy.

Living the Dream

I'm living proof that sex doesn't get boring. If it did, I'd be bored as fuck. I've been crushing a minimum of three pussies a day for many years now. I fuck more than I eat. It's incredible.

If only twelve-year-old me could see me now, he would be proud of what I've become. I accomplished all of the dreams I had laid out for myself by that point. I crush puss, watch porn, and eat what I want. What more could a twelve-year-old boy dream of?

However, the all pussy diet I live on does make straight porn a bit bland at times. I don't always want to watch a stunt cock do what I do every day anyway. When those feelings arise, I switch things up to lesbian porn. Lesbian porn gets rid of all the cock bullshit, leaving us with only pure pussy content. Who doesn't want pure pussy content?

Lesbians are one of the things that make life worth the effort. The fact that bitches kiss, scissor, and carpet munch brings me happiness in even the darkest moments of my life. I know lesbians are lesbians because they want to be, but boy, it sure does feel like a show put on just for me.

Lesbian Sex is Weird

There is so much to love. We've all heard the phrase, "lesbian sex is weird," and it doesn't lie. Gay dudes still have a rod and hole to work with, but lesbians just have two holes, so they must get creative to make things work.

There are several popular ways to do this. I've already mentioned a couple of them. The first thing that comes to mind is pussy eating. It's quick, easy, doesn't require tools, and can be done on the fly. This makes it the most common form of lesbian fucking.

If you're trying to increase your pussy eating skills, don't watch dudes. Watch lesbians. No one knows how to work a pussy better than someone who owns one. You'll learn everything you need to know.

Pussy eating is fun, but it doesn't necessarily feel like fucking someone. If bitches want to feel like they're fucking, the easiest way is with scissoring.

For the uninitiated, scissoring is when two bitches grind their coochies together. It's not as simple as lining up pelvises and thrusting. The angles have to be on point. The goal is to be clit to clit, and that's a tiny target. However, once the geometry is calculated, it's full steam ahead.

But scissoring isn't perfect. Bitches can't jackrabbit each other without fear of losing positioning. Plus, speed and thrust control are paramount. You don't want to bash clits together like sumo wrestlers.

Scissoring is still a fair distance away from real fucking. If lesbians want to do that, they have to call in backup in the form of a strap-on dildo. Strap on dildos, wrap around a bitches hips like a fanny pack, and leave her with a plastic dick right where a real one would be.

With the power of a strap on bitches can fuck just like a straight couple would. Watching bitches dildo each other with strap-ons is a bit of a mind fuck. Your masturbating brain wants to put you behind the wheel of the stunt cock, but the driver looks nothing like you, and the car being driven is a matchbox.

No matter how you like to watch lesbians fuck, one of the best places to do it is Faphouse. Faphouse is a paid premium porn tube with a selection of lesbian porn that will blow the tip of your dick off and send it into outer space.

The Numbers

It will cost you if you want to send your dick tip into orbit, but it's far less than Space X would charge you. They offer four levels of memberships for potential users to choose from.

The first is a one-month membership going for $19.99. The payment will recur every month until you cancel. There are no hidden fees or trickery like many sites. Just give them your twenty and prepare to enjoy all the lesbian porn your balls can handle.

The second is a three-month membership that costs $15.99 a month. That is a twenty percent discount compared to the one month. I don't know about you, but I personally still plan to be masturbating in three months.

The third choice is a full one-year membership for only $11.99 a month. That's fucking peanuts. I'd pay $11.99 if they had only half this selection. It's one of the better deals you'll find in paid premium porn.

The final option is my favorite and the one I use. For only $299.99, you can get a lifetime membership. That shit will pay itself off in a couple of years, and you're enjoying free premium porn from then on.

I'm not much of an investor, but if I'm investing in anything, it's porn to watch. That's where most of my finances disappear. My advisor is blown away every time he reads my reports. Regardless I ignore his suggestions to tone it down and instead add a few more subscriptions to the registry every couple of months.

The Goods and Services

So what exactly does this money buy you? Great question. Most importantly, it gives you access to the over three hundred and fifty thousand videos in the Fap House library. That's a lot of fucking porn, and they just keep adding more. Every fucking day Fap House bolsters its archives with six hundred more videos. There is no way you motherfuckers are keeping up with that shit.

The content isn't bunk filler content, either. It's content from legendary studios and indie performers. These are some of the most talented bitches in the business, and they're finger-blasting sluts just for you.

It should go without saying that all of the videos here are shot in full HD and 4K. I don't want my readers missing a thing when it comes to the fine details of a bitch getting her cunt blown out by a twelve-inch strap-on.

Finally, thousands of videos are available for download onto your personal computer. Why not take some of your favorite content everywhere you go? You never know when the urge to play a round of pocket pool may strike. If you happen to be away from the internet when that happens, I want you to have options.

Not only does Fap House have great content, but they have superb web design also. They've taken hints from some of the most popular tube designs and crafted a site that's easy and fun to navigate. As a result, everywhere you look is more pussy on pussy action.

The main menu resides towards the top of the Fap House main page and contains the options Home, Gender toggle, Videos, Creators, Pornstars, Studios, Categories, Feed, Live, Search bar, Sign in, and Join now.

Rub-n-tug to the Lesbian Club

Before wrapping this up, let's look at some content from Fap House. "Lesbian Club Girls in the Bathroom" caught my attention right away. I still remember the lesbian club in my school. Unfortunately, it was not nearly as good as the club depicted in this video. My school's club was all butch lesbians and bitches that watch too much anime.

The ladies in "Lesbian Club Girls in the Bathroom," on the otherhand, are sexy little vixens obsessed with tickling each other's clits. The meeting starts off all business, but it doesn't take long for things to devolve.

This wasn't their first rodeo, so instead of selecting a random bathroom around the building, they chose the gym bathrooms, where they could play in the showers.

The ladies start by simply exploring each other's bodies. Once that gets them all riled up, they begin sucking nipples and fingering clits. As momentum builds, the ladies split off into groups. Some bitches are fucking in the showers, others by the lockers, and still others by the toilets. It's like lesbian heaven. I wonder what they would do if I walked in while they were mid-orgy. I bet I'd be invited in with open arms.

When it comes to selection and videos added per day, you don't get much better than Fap House. Some porn sites don't even have six hundred videos, and these guys add six hundred videos every fucking day.

I was surprised to discover that Fap House isn't hosting their own live streams. Considering how well-designed Fap House is, I'm sure they could create a fantastic live streaming service people would love.

Skip the dicks today and get yourself a dose of pure pussy in the lesbian section of Fap House.