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Gay Rights Get Me Pussy

I've been lucky to live in a time where being lesbian is becoming more and more acceptable. I don't know much about gay rights, but I know what gets my dick hard, and anyone who dares to get in between me and the things that make my dick hard better prepare for a fight to the death.

You can catch The Porndude at any gay rights parade. First off, I want lesbians to feel so comfortable in this country that they get naked and eat muff right on the sidewalk in broad daylight. If lesbians want to sixty-nine in line at the Wendy's, I don't need some red-neck religious lunatics telling them they're going to hell.

Second, when white bitches hear that I went to a gay rights parade as a straight male, they immediately stop talking and start sucking my dick. It's uncanny. I couldn't stop them from sucking my dick if I tried.

Third, bi bitches. As the good book says in chapter 69, "Where there are bi-bitches, there is group sex." Have you ever been blanketed by a dozen bi bitches all carpet munching and sucking your dick? Of course, you fucking haven't. Let me be the one to tell you that it's as close to heaven as a man can get while still shackled to his mortal coil.

Based on these facts alone, if you're a straight man not supporting gay rights, I can only assume one thing: you're a giant fag. If you are a giant fag, please let me direct you to the gay Porndude. Otherwise, let me introduce my straight readers to Adult Empire.

Adult Empire has received rave reviews from me in the past, so I knew it had to be included in our lesbian porn site research. You don't come across a quality porn site like Adult Empire very often, and their selection of lesbian content is a fine example of why.

Adult Empire is a pay-by-the-minute porn service that only fucks with top-notch content. And because you only pay for what you watch, you're not flushing subscription money down the drain.

Pussy Amongst Family

In the end, what really matters on Adult Empire is the content, so let's dive right in. When I see Alexis Fawx, Kimmy Granger, and Tiffany Watson starring in the same movie, I watch. "The Nosy Neighbor makes perfect use of its star-studded cast to weave an arousing story of Familial love blossoming into lust.

The story begins when stepdaughter Melissa Moore visits her stepmom Reena Sky, inadvertently walking in on her and Briana Banks doing the spanky wanky. Initially, Melissa is taken aback, but she's not a prude. If these two are going to have fun, she might as well get a piece of the pie.

In the second scene, Alison Rey is caught playing sick in an attempt to get out of school. All the fake sniffling and coughing in the world wasn't going to trick her stepmom, Elexis Monroe, and now Elexis has a fantastic plan in mind to teach Alison a thing or two about manipulation. As a bonus, this punishment will include a pussy-licking. All the best punishments do.

In the final scene of "The Nosy Neighbor," Briana Banks has been recently inspired by the questionable behavior of the neighbors to try seducing her own stepdaughter. Briana knows it would be wrong of her to fuck her husband's daughter, but she's so horny. What's a little muff-diving between family members? It's not so bad.

To Masturbate, or Not to Masturbate

Next up is the lesbian instant classic "Master Debaters," featuring a star-studded cast that includes Violet Starr, Freya Parker, Alexia Anders, Ava Sinclair, Lily Lou, Aften Opal, and Eliza Eves.

In the first of three scenes, Freya Parker brings a new game for her and her friend Violet Starr to play. But as the game gets rolling, Freya becomes suspect of Violet's true intentions. It would appear that Violet would rather be fucking than playing this boring board game.

Freya is surprised at first, but Violet's wide grin disarms her entirely as the two strip and fall into each other's vaginas. Who needs to play games when there are pussies to be licked and assholes to be fingered?

In the second scene, the high school debate team (18+) gets together to discuss what the next debate should be about. Members Ava Sinclair, Lily Lou, Eliza Eves, and Aften Opal can't seem to agree on a topic. That's when Ava suggests that the next debate be titled "Masturbation: Healthy or Harmful?"

The group is shocked that she would pick such a controversial topic, but as the ladies discuss it, they discover that none of them has actually flicked the bean before. Ava figures they should probably all try it out, so they can debate from a place of knowledge.

The other team members agree, and they all dutifully drop trou and begin fingering their snatches. That's when Ava drops another bombshell on the group. What if they masturbated each other? The group decides they'll never know what it's like if they don't try. I think this debate club is about to become the lesbian alliance.

The final scene features Alexia Anders attending her first slumber party with Lily Lou, who promises to make the experience a memorable one. The two spend the evening doing all the classic slumber party activities like pillow fighting and candy eating. But when Lily turns out the lights to go to bed, Alexis admits to her friend that she is still afraid of the dark.

Lily says that's ok. She is willing to cuddle with her friend and keep her safe in the dark. Alexia has to admit that cuddling is helping, but it's also starting to make her horny. She tries to hide her wet pussy from Lily, but it's no use.

Alexia is horrified when Lily calls out her wet pussy, but soon embarrassment turns into ecstasy when Lily licks her pussy like no one ever has. This slumber party is about to be more memorable than anyone could have anticipated.

A Helping Tongue

I can't forget about the arousing "3Some with Mommy," starring India Summer, Gina Valentina, Jane Wilde, Allie Haze, Kendra Spade, Charlotte Stokely, and Chloe Foster.

The film starts with daughter-in-law Gina lying in bed, minding her own business, and playing with the man in the boat. Suddenly, her mother-in-law Jaclyn Taylor bursts into the room without knocking and announces that she has made an appointment with sex therapist Allie Haze so that her son can finally get Gina pregnant.

Obviously, Gina is pissed about the intrusion. She couldn't care less about getting pregnant right now. All she wants to do is finish jerking off so she can cum. Jaclyn apologizes for not knocking and offers to help Gina complete the task at hand. Why do it yourself when you can call in a helping hand... or tongue.

In the second scene, Kendra Spade is getting ready for her big wedding day with the help of her maid of honor, Charlotte Stokely. Charlotte notices that her friend is extremely nervous and getting cold feet. Is she marrying the right guy? What if it's too soon. Did they pick the right venue?

Charlotte knows that all those questions have already been answered, and Kendra's anxiety is causing her to second guess. If only there was a way Charlotte could help to calm the bride's nerves.

That's when it hits her. Perhaps if Charlotte offers to go down on the bride's pussy it will wipe away all those pre-wedding jitters. Kendra is more than willing to accept help, and from what I can tell, Charlotte's plan worked. I just hope Charlotte left a little something for the husband tonight.

The last scene features Chloe Foster and her stepmother India Summer. Chloe Foster is busy studying for a big exam when her stepmother walks in. Chloe would be upset at the distraction, but she has something important to discuss with India. She doesn't beat around the bush and straight up asks if India has been cheating on her dad. India says that's ridiculous, but how ridiculous is it? And what will she have to do to keep her stepdaughter quiet?

Adult Empire consistently delivers great porn, no matter what you look for. However, I have to give them extra flowers for their selection of lesbian content.

There isn't much for me to complain about on Adult Empire. I wouldn't mind if they darkened up the background a bit. There were also a few penises sneaking about the lesbian selection that could be cleaned out.

Adult Empire is all you need when you want to see some hot girl-on-girl action.