Futanari.xxx

Is Futanari smut just shemale porn with a different name? I know that’s a loaded question, because the weebs might blow up my DMs with thousand-word technical explanations about the differences between Japanese and Western culture and their attitudes towards sexuality. I’m only really asking in a rhetorical sense, because I think it’s a really good way to introduce this next site. If there really is a difference between the two dick-slanging chick genres, this is probably the place to find out.

Futanari.xxx is a new paysite putting out live-action futanari movies. They go as far as calling themselves, “Your #1 Futanari Porn Sauce,” which is honestly a pretty typical brag for any kind of porn site. The thing is, I’ve reviewed dozens and dozens of free and paid shemale sites over the years, and I’ve never seen one using the F-word so loudly. Futanari.xxx doesn’t even seem to use words like tranny or shemale, instead keeping to that hentai-influenced dickgirl theme. If you find that half as intriguing as I do, read on.

Hey, I Know These Guys

Pulling up Futanari’s front page, the first thing you’ll see is a big auto-playing montage at the top of the screen. The presentation is typical of a modern paysite with a fat budget, though the subject matter is perhaps a little different: it’s all hot chicks jerking off their big dicks. Scrolling down a bit, you’ll see some little thumbnails featuring more of the same.

As soon as I saw those oblong preview images and the font, I recognized the layout and knew who put this all together. Futanari.xxx is brought to you by the same folks who do Hentaied. If you’re unfamiliar with that site, you owe yourself a look; it'll either turn you on or weird you out. Hentaied is the only live-action hentai site out there, and they do a remarkable job bringing crazy-ass perverted scenarios into the real world. If you’re into alien pregnancy, tentacle sex and sex bots, you’re probably going to love their shit.

Just finding out who the producers are got me more excited to get inside and take a look at the member’s area. They put a lot of time, effort and money into their monster-and-robot movies, so I expected the same of their dickgirls. I also knew that this wasn’t going to be your typical tranny porn. If anybody can do hentai-style shemales in the real world, it’s these guys.

As with Hentaied, they’re shooting flicks with some gorgeous pornstars. They haven’t made any with really big-name pornstars, but I immediately recognized Sofia Lee, who I’ve always thought was kind of underrated. She’s a thicker Czech girl with huge boobs, and here’s the thing: Sofia absolutely does not have a penis. That’s certainly at odds with the preview, which shows her jacking off the same way I do, only without the circle of waifu pillows I have arranged around my masturbation chair.

Cheap, but What’s the Catch?

I’d certainly seen enough to get me interested and aroused, so I made my way to the Futanari.xxx signup page. Hentaied costs the same thirty bones as pretty much every other paysite out there, so that’s what I expected from Futanari. Turns out, they’re a lot cheaper than your typical premium porn site. A month will run you just ten euros, which sure looks like a hell of a deal.

There are a few small catches, though, which may explain the low price. They hint at one of them right on the signup page, where they describe Full Membership Access as “Access to stream all videos.” You’re not allowed to download anything, which is one of my biggest pet peeves with paysites even if I ain’t planning on saving anything for later. I tried digging into the page source for a useable MP4 link to download, but came up empty.

Another small catch is just the collection size. As of this writing, they’ve only got seven movies. Half a dozen were added as a batch upload a couple weeks ago, and the other one was added a year ago. My usual benchmark for any paid porn site is one release per week, and Futanari.xxx falls far short of that. I don’t know when new updates are coming.

The low price makes a lot more sense now, doesn’t it? I get the feeling that they originally intended to release these movies as part of Hentaied, but realized they might be able to tap the larger market for shemale porn. In fact, the video uploaded last year is also on Hentaied, but the more recent ones are not. (Not yet, anyway.)

Watching Pretty Girls Jack Their Dicks Off

On bigger sites, I often get hung up trying to decide where to begin my official PornDude fap test. With just a handful of Futanari.xxx movies to choose from, though, it didn’t feel like such a big decision. I’ve already told you how I feel about Sofia Lee, so you can probably guess that her movie was my first real stop on the tour.

The 13-minute movie opens with a Futanari.xxx logo and a mention of Hentaied before we see Sofia fall into a bed with a laugh. She’s wearing PJs, and immediately starts groping the bulge in her pants and moaning. “It’s time to wank off,” she says in that adorable accent of hers, stroking it through her pants some more before taking them off.

I know Sofia isn’t a real futanari, but the camera angles and editing absolutely sell the idea that this is her actual penis. If I didn’t recognize the babe, I would assume she was just a really hot, fully passable TS pornstar. Sometimes we get between-the-legs shots of Sofia staring at her dick and jerking it, and then we get a side-by-side view of her pleasure face beside the wanking action.

The clothes keep coming off as the video progresses, and the illusion is retained even when she’s got that whole glorious body exposed. There’s a cumshot at the end, which the hot futa sprays all over her own face and tatas. It’s hot enough that I might download it if it were included with the membership, but it’s not. Those who want to save it for later can pay thirteen euros for the 4K version. I hate paid downloads on a paysite, but I’m a lot less angry about it considering the entry ticket is just a tenner.

So far, Futanari.xxx has only released solo videos. If you’re hoping to watch a hentai shemale bang a dude or a lady, I don’t know how long you’ll be waiting. That said, I think they do a good job infusing the flicks with the vibes you expect from hentai. This is not your typical tranny porn site, which is a good or bad thing, depending on what you’re after.

A good example of what I’m talking about is the scenarios. Sofia was just jacking off, but their Talia Mint movie has more of an adult anime setup: she’s just a pretty girl who takes a pill one day and grows a huge cock. Their flick with Jennifer Mendez is also a really good live-action demonstration of the hentai trope where a babe gets drenched in a fucking gallon of sperm. You don’t see that in a typical shemale porno, not unless you’ve got a room full of dudes splooging on her. Jennifer’s all by her lonesome, and all that cum came out of her girl cock.

Futanari.xxx really is an oddball of a shemale site, and I mean that in the best way possible. It doesn’t feel like any of the other tranny paysites I’ve ever reviewed, instead offering up truly hentai-influenced live action futa movies. The site is clearly aimed at an audience of hentai fans, and I hope to see it get even freakier in terms of futanari subgenres and niches. I’ve seen what they can do over at Hentaied, so I have high hopes.

I’d recommend Futanari.xxx to anybody who’s into futanari hentai and wants to see a live-action version of it. Even if you’re a general shemale fan and don’t know much about futa hentai, you’ll find a unique take on the tranny porn genre that you’re not going to find anywhere else. Check out those previews if you ain’t convinced.