ExposedToStrangers

Exposed To Strangers! I’m often approached by fans on the street who ask, “Hello, Mr. PornDude. I’m a huge fan of yours. Would you be willing to sign my fleshlight? … Aww, thanks a lot. You’re the man. Hey, I have a question for you. You review so many porn websites, but what’s your favorite genre?” Well, that’s a tricky fucking question. One I can’t answer within the time restraints placed by a polite conversation on the street. So instead, I think it would be best to approach the question in an article that features one of my top fives.

Let’s start with a couple of the easy ones. First, I’m a massive fan of anything that involves oil. This translates to shit like Nuru massage, oil wrestling, and anything coming out of Lubed studios. When you combine a layer of oil on the skin with the pixel density of a modern camera, the results are marvelous. You can see every little nook and cranny of a bitch’s body. Every inch of tit, ass, and pussy pops off the screen like a magic eye picture; it makes my cock do backflips.

When you combine that oil with the innocent teasing of a massage therapist that eventually leads to the guilty fucking of a massage client, you end up with something magical. Something mesmerizing. Something that transcends its constituent parts and blossoms into a frenzy of masturbation and cum. You can’t get much better than that shit.

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Let’s crank this party up a notch. Everyone loves hentai, but not everyone loves the hentai I do. It’s a waste to watch cartoon porn with a plot no different from regular porn. If I want to see missionary sex, I’ll watch the real thing, not an animated portrayal. If I’ve got hentai on, it’s because some shit is happening in it that can never be replicated in real life.

Yes, that’s means I’m here for the tentacle fucking, but that’s not the only thing. Hentai gets way worse than just a little Kraken on human action. I fucking love the cutaway scenes where they slice a cross-section out a bitch and show how deep the dick is going into her body. You can’t get that kind of view in regular porn without performing an autopsy.

Many guys don’t know about rave wear, but it rarely covers much of the body. It’s usually neon-colored and accentuates the ass and titties. It’s a beacon calling out to any nearby cocks that this bitch is ready to do anything with anyone.

There’s one genre of porn that features those outfits heavily, and it’s usually referred to as public exhibitionism. Anyone who was around for the heyday of Girls Gone Wild will be familiar with the concept. Party girls all share one universal trait. They all want to have the pussies fucked right out of them, and they all advertise the fact by displaying their near-nude bodies in public for all to see.

Girls Gone Wild focused on college parties, spring break, and sorority sisters, but these days that’s just the beginning. Bitches have gotten a lot dirtier since then, and what they are willing to do in public has gotten downright nasty. What a beautiful time to be alive.

A perfect place to get your fix of public nudity is Exposedtostrangers. These guys are like Girls Gone Wild on crack. Not only is the service more focused, but the modern woman is far more willing to show off her cooter. The days of wet t-shirt contests have given way to an age of wet pussy contests. Please consider me judge, jury, and executioner. By execution, I do mean repetitive impalement on my cock.

As you scroll through the front page, you will see these bitches are twice as hot as any of the dumb sluts on Girls Gone Wild. And those bitches weren’t anything to shake a stick at. It’s just that bitches who back in the day would have thought themselves too good to get naked for GGW now have OnlyFans accounts. Once you breach that boundary, you might as well start showing your puss off at concerts. It is only logical.

I love the Exposedtostrangers web design. It reminds me of an online magazine such as Gentlemen’s quarterly or Maxim. While I dislike white backgrounds, I have to admit that the black and white color scheme looks sharp as fuck. It’s like watching porn on a tuxedo.

The main menu is along the top and includes the options Home, Exposed to strangers, Livestream, Naked delivery, Beach, Transport, Search bar, and a link to the man, the myth, the legend… the me.

Below the menu are thumbnails representing all the updates for that week. Each thumbnail comes with a title and what category it fits into. Exposedtostrangers is updated regularly, so you will never run out of fresh sluts to beat your Jimmy Johnson to.

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Let’s take a peek at some of this incredible public exhibitionism. “PAWG Fingered at Festivals” seems as good a place to start as any. This thick red-haired vixen is a complete fucking slut. I’m not sure what happened in her life that led her to let people finger her in the middle of concerts, but thank goodness it did. If you see this bitch at a rave and decide to hit it, make sure you wrap up your dick in one of those vests they put on hospital patients getting x-rayed.

“Teasing the Window Cleaner” made me want to drop everything, sell all my shit, move to a city with skyscrapers, and buy a bottle of Windex. This man is the luckiest fucker ever to use paper towels. Does this often happen to professional window cleaners? What a job benefit. Fuck healthcare and vacation days. Give me naked bitches pressing their pussies against the glass. This milk chocolate-colored slut is so sexy I would have cut through the window with my hard cock.

Oh, wait, yes, I do. The series of photos and video clips include one where the cops are enjoying the show. Thank goodness male cops showed up instead of females ones. She would have been tossed in the slammer. Another fact that probably helped keep her out of jail is that this chick has fantastic fucking tits. I want to live the rest of my life with one of those bad boys permanently in my mouth.

If watching bitches get naked in public has taught me anything, it’s always to pay attention when I’m on a bus or train. For one reason or another bitches love to pull their pussies out and masturbate on the bus. Sometimes I’ll take a trip to nowhere in the hopes I get to catch one of these sluts in the act. I would estimate it happens about a twentieth of the time. And considering what the bitch is doing, I’d say that’s a good percentage.

Exposedtostrangers is one of my favorite exhibition websites on the internet. Ever since I laid my eyes on my first Girls Gone Wild video, I have been in love with the genre. It’s come a long way since those days, and now sites like Exposedtostrangers carry the torch for future generations.

The only complaint I have about the place is the bright white background. If they diluted it with some more black, it would be easier on the eyes.

I know you spend all day staring out your window, hoping to catch your neighbor’s boobs. It’s probably never going to happen, so visit Exposedtostrangers instead.