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My readers didn’t just start masturbating last week. They have been at it for years and years and, in that time, have developed a rigid routine. Every man is a master of his own penis. We know precisely how our cocks want to be stroked. Pussy is excellent and all, but it can never match the skill with which your own dominant hand handles your manhood.

Because our skills become so honed, we as men can often forget masturbation doesn’t always have to be the same. Several things can be altered to bring new and fresh energy to your stroke game. You don’t have to get super complicated or buy your hand dinner first. Sometimes something as simple as changing hands can add a whole new dimension to your self-pleasure.

Dick Tip Tips

I’m always surprised when I drop this first tip to men, and they look at me with shock and awe. It’s so simple but can completely change the game. Use both hands, dumbasses. You have two for a reason. I understand some of your hesitancy. You think masturbation is like baking. One hand gets dirty in the dough, and the other stays clean to use tools like a spatula or the computer mouse.

Mouses can be cleaned, trackpads can be wiped, but masturbation is forever. You can deal with the consequences of your actions later. Right now, the only thing you need to concern yourself with is extracting as much pleasure from this cum as possible. With that goal in mind, get the second hand in the game.

One excellent use of the second hand is tugging on and playing with your balls. Of course, your balls want attention, too, so don’t leave them out of the fun. I also combine it with my dominant hand and double-stroke my shaft. It’s fucking fantastic. It’s as close to going balls deep as you will ever get on your own.

And while you’re getting your other hand in the mix, you might as well change up positions. When men start masturbating, body position is an afterthought. You’re more concerned with not getting busted while busting a nut than you are with sitting comfortably. Hopefully, that’s less of a concern now, and you can focus on yourself instead of your mom bursting in. Personally, I like to lean back and put my feet up like I was giving birth. I’ve been in the market for a used gynecologist exam table for this exact reason. While a combination of two folding chairs and a Papasan does the trick, a gyno table would be pure perfection.

This next tip is important because it can affect your sexual performance with partners. Not that any of my readers have sexual partners, but I’ll bring it up on the off chance you do. The fact men start masturbating in their mom’s house has reverberating effects throughout the rest of our lives. One of those scars is that many men masturbate with great haste. And, of course, that makes sense when your mom could burst in at any moment, but you’re an adult now and can take the time to do it right.

Taking that time increases your pleasure and helps you build stamina. Your penis is a dumbass. If it takes you thirty seconds to beat off your penis, it will do the same thing when it’s time to fuck a real vagina. You have to start the training now if you ever want him to last a full minute.

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