iWank Granny

Boy, I’ve really scraped the bottom of the spank bank for this review, dudes, and dudettes. Iwank is clearly a porn tube aggregate site that brings in content from around the web all in one place, and you know what I think about these kinds of sites – in theory, they bring in more variety and content than any particular tube site can, simply because they are not limiting their supply. That being said, every aggregate site is limited in quality to the tastes and sensibilities of the person running the platform. If the person who owns the website has terrible taste in pussy, then the site will have terrible pussy, and no amount of quantity will make up for that fact. Luckily, whoever’s behind Iwank knows precisely what they’re doing. So they get my seal of approval.

Today, we’re looking at Iwank’s granny section specifically. You can think of this place as a catch-all for porn that features women over 50. The cutoff for grannies is arguably a bit higher than that, but casting a slightly wider net than necessary is always a good call, especially since there’s a lot of MILF porn out there that fits the bill. MILF porn by default doesn’t include grannies, but when the tits really start to sag, there’s some categorical overlap there. This here section covers all types of granny porn. It’s all very inclusive. You’ll agree that all grannies deserve the cock if you genuinely love grannies. It’s a simple adage. Why limit yourself to a specific type of granny when you can just bang them all? That’s what I’d do, that is, if I were into old ladies. Unfortunately, I’m too busy fucking college chicks. But you do you, fam.

Variety is Key

I said it once, and I’ll say it again, pulling content in from different sources inevitably leads to a variety of content. That’s not to say that this place is some kind of porn dumpster – all the smut is properly granny-themed with high-quality content that always features at least one mature woman in all sorts of combinations and permutations. However, there’s really no common thread among these videos except for the overall video quality. There are no potato cam videos on here, as far as I can tell. Sure, there’s a serious lack of 1080p videos, but most of the content is available in 720p, and it’s relatively pristine. No compression artifacts or what have you. These videos seem to be coming in straight from the source without any reprocessing. In other words, they’re dank, and you can see the action clearly. Maybe if you full screen the entire video, you might see a bit of blur, but on a computer, it’s divine. On your phone, it’s pretty much perfectly HD.

So, there are various types of videos with different genres, all featuring older women. I see a nice spread across the number of old ladies per video and the number of ladies in general. There’s single grandma action, grandma on grandpa action, grandma on young dude, grandma on young lady, grandma on another grandma, and so on. There are all kinds of ways to play sex Tetris when you’ve got a bunch of horny elders and a working camera. Iwank shines in providing a healthy mixture of geriatric pornography that remains unrivaled. I think you’ll pretty much be set for the rest of your life on this site, provided you only want to jerk off to grannies.

The Younger Grannies

Let’s segment this review into two parts for kicks. About half of the grannies on this site are young enough that they don’t look like raisins. You can still tell that they’ve pushed out entire trainloads of fuckers out their vaginas, but at the very least, their breasts still have some curvature. They haven’t turned into spoiled bags of milk. They’ve got some buoyancy to them; you know what I mean? I like these kinds of bitches, and if I ever had to fuck a grandma, I’d probably swing this way. My favorite combination of mature ladies of this caliber features a younger woman as well. Lesbian action that looks like a mommy-daughter play, but really, they’re both just random pornstars. The dynamic between a young woman and a significantly older woman is damn hot, for some fucking reason. I especially like the breastfeeding scenes. I wouldn’t mind sucking on an older woman’s jugs for half an hour. It would make for an excellent pre-workout routine.

The other combination you’ll find mature babes in is naturally the mommy-son make-believe, in which a very old woman treats a young buck to some much-needed rest and relaxation. That is to say; she shows him how sex was done in the 70s by absolutely demolishing his dick. These bitches suck cock as if their lives depend on them. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that they read some blog post that convinced them that cum has de-aging properties. That’s how badly they want it. They’re thirsty, and they need to get young cum in their mouths and pussies, pronto. They’re all real troopers in my book. If younger babes were this sincere about how horny they are, the world would be a much better place. But alas, we have to wait until their tits start to sag before their brains kick in and they realize they actually like having sex. What are you going to do?

The Ancient Grannies

If you enjoyed Tales from the Crypt as a child, this part of the granny section will certainly make you nostalgic because the ancient chicks on this site pretty much all look like the crypt keeper. Hell, some of their vaginas look like the crypt keeper. It’s uncanny. These are the women whom time has fucked up beyond repair. They share more DNA with raisins at this point than they do with chimpanzees. This is not a normal ratio. I’m no biologist, but I believe that women just start to devolve on a genetic level after a certain age. They morph into some sort of half-human half-raisin monstrosity, and their vaginas and tits pay the ultimate price. Tits sag. Pussy folds sag. Hell, half the fucking person is just sagging skin. You’re never more painfully aware of the existence of the human skeleton than when you’re fucking a granny. The only thing standing between your cock and her actual pelvic bone is a thin layer of skin and a thick pussy fold.

I’m sorry. I know I’m a cunt. I know you didn’t come here to be judged. You just want to jerk off to hot videos of grannies being covered in cum. I get it. You’ll be happy to know that I’m here to oblige. I found the damn videos for you, so fucking enjoy them. Just don’t ask me to enjoy them as well. I can’t. I’m not a granny lover, but you are. So, by all means, dive into these ancient babes, if you can call them babes. I call them relics, but what-fucking-ever. Just make sure to thoroughly lubricate your dick if you ever get your hands on a geriatric woman like this in real life because if you don’t, your dick might just stay in her forever, caught somewhere in-between the folds and the bones.

Bonus Content

I mentioned that there’s a lot of overlap in genres on this section, so let me bless you with some suggestions for content that you can find on Iwank’s granny section. I’m seeing a ton of pissing videos for some reason. Older women are less squeamish, significantly so. Hell, the piss you provide probably smells better than they do. So you’d be doing them a favor. They’re also extremely loose both figuratively and literally, so fucking them in the ass is no big deal. Just don’t expect the same firmness you’d get from a nubile asshole. There are all kinds of anal and piss play videos across this section.

I’m also seeing random nonsense like cartoons and nude comedy sketches, and I don’t frankly know what to make of them, but who cares? Extra content is extra content. You get it all for free. Did I not mention that? All of the content listed on this entire fucking section is perfectly free to watch. You don’t have to sign up or watch any ads before the videos load. It’s all just there for you to jerk off to for as long as you’d like. Unfortunately, whether or not you can download the videos depends on the actual destination site, so I can’t give you a straight answer. But you can certainly watch all the videos online, so there’s that.