Toonily

Whoever chose Toonily as the title for this next site deserves some kind of award, maybe a handjob or a cock-shaped trophy. I review all types of porn sites with all sorts of names, and this one strikes me as pretty damn clever. It’s weird and catchy and honestly could have been a branding opportunity for something totally wholesome if they hadn’t decided to give out porn under the name. I mean, look at that classy logo. These guys could have been the next Hulu, but Nah, they’d rather help perverts shake their dicks at Korean sex comic books.

Speaking of shaking your dick at Korean sex comic books, that’s what you came here for, right? Well, you’ve come to the right place because Toonily.com is a free hentai site focusing on English-language manhwa. (Which technically makes it a manhwa site and not a hentai site, but don’t blow up my inbox, nerds. I’m writing this to relate to the whole internet of perverts, not just a subset of the nerdiest masturbating neckbeards.) However you want to define the collection, it’s popular as fuck, with around 16 million horny comic fans swinging their dicks by every month. Today, your old pal ThePornDude is among them!

Is This the Perversion You Envisioned?

I’ve reviewed many hentai sites over the years, so I’m always expecting the filthiest shit. So as soon as I saw the name Toonily show up in my inbox, I just assumed it was going to be full of toons focusing on the filthiest, weirdest shit. You know, like furry cat girl warrior princesses getting fucked by tentacled monsters, their bellies inflating to gargantuan proportions through the horror of alien impregnation. I expected gender-swapped Naruto parodies and dick-girl Disney princesses, along with some fake bus molesters, succubus ball-stompers, and scat queens with shitting dick nipples.

That isn’t what I found, though. Korean manhwa tends to be a little more subdued than what they’re drawing just across the Sea of Japan. Instead, on one of the most sparkly clean white layouts I’ve seen on an adult site this week, they present some sliding thumbnail images for their Top Colored Comics followed by preview pics from New Releases and then the smaller covers of their Latest Updates. And while I do see a couple of nipples peeking subtly from behind thin fabric, most of the art is surprisingly clean. I’m talking vampires in elaborate baroque gowns, buxom but fully clothed office lady MILFs, and images of couples who look so wholesome you might expect them to hold hands at the most.

Of course, titles like Keep It A Secret For Your Mother, Sexercise, and A Pervert’s Daily Life hint at something kinkier than the largely sexless cover and preview pics. Indeed, a closer look at the small pics reveals some kinky shit I hadn’t even noticed at first glance. They include a femdom BDSM scene with a handcuffed man beside a woman holding his key and a cutesy character with watery eyes in the tight, restraining embrace of a gaggle of slippery tentacles.

Toonily.com may not have the profound and bizarre menu of tags you find on the bigger hentai sites, but they’ve got a respectably wide variety of manhwa. The full Genre list includes a couple of dozen categories like School Life, Action, and Seinen. I wish the tagging were a little better, though, because the low numbers of manhwa with tags like Incest, Gender Bender, and BDSM makes me wonder if they’ve missed some in the shuffle. The overall number of tags could also be improved to make it easier to find the more obscure kinks, sex acts, and scenarios.

Fresh Manhwa Chapters on the Daily

I’m often blown away by just how fast some of the major hentai sites are growing. I think most people who aren’t fans of the material would be blown away by just how much is coming out every day. Well, Manhwa sites don’t grow quite as quickly, probably because there’s just not as much material. So it isn’t exactly rocket science. That said, Toonily.com is adding new material almost every day.

Manhwa tends to be told in a serial format, so most of the updates to Toonily are new chapters tacked onto ongoing manhwa. The very latest updates are chapters 11 and 12 of Nogada Romance and chapters 114 and 115 from A Pervert’s Daily Life. The longevity of these stories is always impressive because that high chapter count isn’t an anomaly. There is a handful on the front page with over a hundred. Tomb Raider King was recently updated with its 277th chapter.

Altogether, Toonily has more than 700 manhwas so far, and hundreds of them are ongoing. And to be precise, if you go check out the full list of Completed manhwa, it’s only 400 out of the entire Toonily collection. So even if you’re a marathon reader and the most compulsive, Viagra-addicted masturbating weeb in the world, you’re not going to run out of material to crank it to.

I kind of wish there was a way to find the newer stories with only a few chapters, to get in on the ground floor of something new. Then again, there’s no guarantee you’ll ever get a fresh chapter, so maybe it makes more sense to pick a long one if I want a really long fap. Ah, the crippling daily decisions of a professional masturbator…

What’s Going on in The Man’s Room?

I wasn’t sure where to start my official Toonily.com fap test. So as I began lubing up the ol’ silicone doll snatch, I pulled up the site’s recently Trending material. The most popular content on the site has a distinctly sexier vibe than all the fully clothed chicks on the front page, with a lot of slutty stepmothers, lingeried students, and horny sisters filling up the screen. Admittedly, the manhwa art is still a little restrained and SFW compared to its hentai counterparts, but there’s definitely more flesh on display.

I figured chapter 150 of That Man’s Room was a good place to start, if only because I appreciated the cover art of one lucky stud surrounded by four sexy naked women. That’s actually how I envisioned my trip to Starbucks this morning, but it hasn’t worked out quite like that. Some old lady was complaining about the videos I was watching earlier. But, hey, I’m just trying to work here!

When I pulled up the entire comic page, I found an alternate title: That Man’s Epilepsy. The alternate name isn’t too enticing, but I’m already committed, so I clicked through to the comic. Unfortunately, there’s no fancy baked-in comic reader on Toonily, so you only really get one view: whole chapters presented on one continuous page. Those who like to click forward and back buttons to flip the pages may feel left out, but I found the scrolling presentation easy enough to read.

I can see why the comic is so popular on Toonily. The art is well done and in full color. This chapter opens with the dude already in bed with some blonde chick. She’s got her legs on his shoulders and her twat stuffed with cock as she asks if he’d date her. He says no, but they keep fucking as they have a conversation. They keep talking after the sex, with the dude breaking down and crying because he thinks he’s such a dirty person.

There’s a lot of talking after the initial hookup, but he’s with some other broad as the chapter ends. Manhwa readers seem to appreciate the talky bits and drama more than the average hentai reader with bulging eyes and an ever-dripping boner, at least judging from the sites I’ve reviewed. If you appreciate hardcore sex art with your romantic plotlines, I think you’re going to like this place.

Toonily.com is an easy recommendation for hentai fans looking for a good source of English-language manhwa. The collection is great, spanning hundreds of ongoing and complete manhwas with new additions all the goddamn time. The presentation is likewise fantastic, putting the whole thing in an easily browsable format with a minimal amount of spam. (I didn’t have a single ad slip through my adblocking plugin.) So check it out if you like Korean porn comics or you’ve just been looking for an alternative to the usual set of weird porn comics coming out of Japan.