EroPics

Ero Pics might refer to a number of things, depending on who you ask. In Latin, ero means a single piece from a big collection, so perhaps this is just a site with one picture on it. That’d be a waste of time, of course, so we are better off consulting Google. The big computer brain tells us the initials stand for Electronic Return Originator, which frankly doesn’t sound sexy either. Another potential variation is the Education Review Office, which makes Eropics sound like it might be a collection of 18+ schoolgirl and discipline-themed dirty photos. For better or for worse, that’s not it, either. (Though it may be among the collection.)

Instead, we turn to the Greeks, who likely put the Ero in the Eropics.org domain. Eros was the Greek god of erotic love, and Plato himself defined it as love conceived from that horndog instinct to fuck. Indeed, all of us perverts already know it’s usually short for “erotic” if you see it on the Internet. However, if the premise still eludes you, let me spell it out in bold letters: this is a big-ass free collection of sexy ladies and nudie pictures. In other news, I just got chased out of the mall again for trying to install cameras in a couple of dressing rooms, and this looks like a nice, safe substitute.

What Kind of Pics Are We Talking About?

It’s funny how I stumbled upon Eropics.org this morning because I’ve been thinking a lot about the topic of nude photos. Millennial masturbators are the first generation to grow up with unrestricted access to the Internet and all the hardcore porn videos that come with it. In the old days, your dads and your grandpas used to stash girly mags underneath the mattress, inside the toilet tank, and often out in the fucking woods. No shit, I remember finding multiple forest caches of dirty magazines just wandering out in the goddamn wilderness.

I’d be surprised if forest porn were still a thing because even those stashes in the crawlspace are becoming less common. One reason is that, as a society, we’re just much more open about jerking off to beautiful, naked women. Another is that everybody’s got a phone, where it’s easy as hell to pull up free tubes, hentai collections, and full-on premium reality porn networks at the tap of the finger.

The thing is, the classic format never went away. Sure, you’ve got fewer perverts shelling out for those magazines on the top rack of the truck stop, but you’ve got a ton of wankers wanking to sites like Eropics. I mean, shit, these guys are getting over a million visits a month, and it’s because they’re just giving out those nudes! Why spend twenty bucks outing yourself to the cashier at Barnes and Noble as somebody who’s going to beat off in a few minutes when you can pay nothing and jerk off now without anybody knowing what you’re up to?

In place of the usual wall of video thumbnails you see on your average video tube, the landing page at Eropics greets you with a wall of sexy women. Right away, I’m in love with the variety. There are petite blondes in striped socks and brunettes in catsuits, Asians smiling pretty for the camera, and Latinas showing off their feet. Not all the babes are fully naked on the front page, but there’s a lot of flesh and an excellent, beautiful range of gorgeous women in various states of undress. You know what, I think I could get used to this.

Simple, Effective, Fapworthy

Eropics.org wasn’t even registered until 2018, meaning it’s a relatively new website. You probably wouldn’t guess from looking at it. That’s not exactly a burn because the gallery format doesn’t require a whole lot of flash and pizazz. It’s alright that it stayed largely the same over decades because it does what exactly it’s supposed to: deliver you naughty pictures swiftly and conveniently.

The simple, effective layout is arguably less important than the content. Not only have these deviates got it in spades, but they’re adding a constant stream of new material to the pile. Eropics gets an absolute shit ton of updates. The latest shit added just today takes up the entirety of the first two pages—that’s over 4 dozen galleries added in the last 24 hours, which is impressive, to say the very least.

I clicked on the very first thumbnail on the screen, a lovely young lady wearing nothing but a necklace in the shower. I was expecting a couple more shots of her, but Eropics.org delivered a whole-ass gallery with nearly 80 pictures of this chick in the shower.

Unless you just escaped from a sex dungeon or something, I’m sure you’re familiar with the gallery format. You get a big, long page of thumbnails, and can you click on them if you’d like to see a full-size version. One of the big perks of getting your fix at Eropics is that they’ve got zip files available for download. You’ve got to get them from file lockers like Katfile and Rapidgator, which come with their own set of problems, but it’s hard to complain because this all is at the low, low price of nothing at all.

Holy Shit, That’s a Lot of Naked Ladies!

I mentioned that Eropics.org has been around for a few years and that they add a ton of fresh content all the time, so I’m sure you astute readers have done a little mental math in your heads. I’ve done the same math; only I busted out a calculator to make sure I could get precise. By my math, Eropics currently has around 75,000 galleries and counting.

That’s a fucking incredible stash, but it’s going to be a pain in the ass to sift through if they haven’t organized it well. Thankfully, they’ve got it broken down into a handful of categories and a ton of tags, which you can access via some dropdown menus on the front page.

I expected the usual range of tags you find on porn sites, like Blonde, BBW, and Big Boobs. But instead, these guys focus more on their sources, tagging each gallery with the place the pics originated. Still, you’ll be happy to know that Eropics features photos from a ton of famous content producers and websites.

You’ll see that spelled out starting with the Top Categories listed at the top of the screen. A couple of them, MetArt and FemJoy, have been at the top of my list of Premium Porn Pictures Sites here at ThePornDude for some time now.

I’m a little disappointed I can’t browse by titty size, body type, or fetish. Still, they have their sources broken down broadly into Alternative, Artistic, Lesbian, and Softcore Photo Sets. I dipped into the Lesbian area and immediately found galleries from known and respected brands like 21Sextury, BarelyLegal, and Brazzers.

I couldn’t help noticing Angela White on the list. It’s ironic because I just checked out her site, and it appears to be down, but Eropics has half a dozen galleries of the voluptuous MILF. She’s been one of my favorites for a while, so naturally, I helped myself to a couple of sets.

There are a ton of big-name pornstars in the collection. This is, obviously, a big selling point for the website, but it also brings me to one of my only complaints about the place: there isn’t a models index available! At this point, it would be an absolute pain in the ass to go back and tag all the chicks, but I wish they’d implement something for all the future releases. It would make the collection easier to browse.

On a similar note, I wish they’d use more tags. As far as I can tell, each gallery is only tagged with the source and nothing else. Again, this makes the collection hard to browse and even cripples the search function a bit.

Despite my minor issues with the library’s organization, there’s no question about the joint’s quality. Eropics.org is an absolute mountain of fappable photos, available for free, right this very instant. If you appreciate naked ladies, I don’t think you can go wrong with this one.