Sissy Hypno

Has SissyHypno turned you into a cock-hungry whore? Has it made you trade your beloved Levis for a dress and a hidden buttplug? Did your recent hypnosis session not just cure you of smoking but also leave you with an insatiable desire to get your asshole filled by BBC? Have you recently purchased a blonde wig and some fake tits after spending the day watching sissifying hypnosis videos?

Those are rhetorical questions, so don’t get too worked up trying to come up with answers. What you do in the comfort of your own home or office cubicle is between you and the sexy female voice telling you to spend the rest of the day eating cock while dressed up like a girl. SissyHypno.com is the place to hear that voice; they’re a free tube focusing on sexual hypnosis videos that turn straight dudes into girly bitches. It ain’t for everybody, but you ain’t everybody, are you?

Who Wants to Become a HypnoSissy?

I spend all day every day looking at porn, intentionally trying to find the kinkiest, freakiest, most depraved online content I can find. Still, I’m always a little surprised by Sissy Hypno content whenever I find it. It’s not necessarily the perversity of it, because I’ve seen shit that makes SissyHypno look like Sesame Street, but the genre’s quiet popularity that gets me. It’s never the featured content on porn tubes, the big studios don’t touch it and you never hear your horniest drunk friends talk about it, but the Reddit sub devoted to sissy-making hypnotism sessions is 140k members strong.

SissyHypno.com could be intended to cash in on that market, or it could be a pure labor of love. Based on the setup, I’m guessing the latter. They’ve clearly put effort into the clean, sharp design and spiral-O’d logo, and the spam situation ain’t bad at all. Fetish sites sometimes hit you with a full-force assault of pop-ups, pop-unders and pre-video commercials, because they know thirsty markets will put up with it. Even if I turn my adblocker off, I’m not overwhelmed. These guys seem to care about the user experience.

This is a free tube, but the user experience ain’t exactly like you’ll find on your typical anal porn collection or all-around sex library. While most smut sites aim to get you off, this one ostensibly aims to turn you into a sissy. There are nearly 2,000 movies in the stash, and they all share a common goal.

I have to wonder what the success rate a site like SissyHypno has. Call me a cynical bastard, but I’ve always been skeptical that hypnotism could really alter peoples’ behavior. My guess is most of the viewers probably go back to being masculine straight guys the instant they blow their loads into the crusty old gym sock they keep beneath the recliner. Then again, these movies could help explain the growing number of trannies in the local hooker directories.

Hypnotized by Women to Eat Dick

Well, shit. Now I’m second-guessing myself. I thought I’d just browse the site, watch a few videos, crank out a review and then go back to cranking it to lesbian threesomes and teen butthole deflowering videos. Now I’m worried I might turn into a bona fide queer if I click on the wrong movie. I finally finished building my homemade sex doll, styled after Abella Danger but made of old Pringles cans and bean bags; I’m not ready to give her up to go work a truck stop glory hole.

It is my duty as ThePornDude to review things, so I hope you perverts appreciate all the danger I put myself in for your entertainment. With that in mind, I clicked on the newest addition to SissyHypno.com’s library. The thumbnail looks pretty hot, with a sexy brunette getting drilled from behind. Then I look a little bit closer, realize she’s got a big dick and the movie’s called Positive Feminization Trainer by Sissy Juliet.

The video opens with a few seconds of tranny sex from Transsensual before segueing into a montage of pretty girls and shemales in porn scenes and SFW moments. The soft piano score morphs into a full-on banger as chicks with dicks get banged on screen. The whole time, the screen is flashing messages like, PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE DRESS, DO YOUR MAKEUP, YOU ARE SO CUTE! EMBRACE YOUR FEMINITY. IT’S OK TO BE INTO GUYS; BOYS ARE HOT!

The instructions are telling me I’m a girl and instructing me to FEEL HIS MUSCLES. I’m all alone in my porn lair watching SissyHypno movies, so the best I can do is feel my own uncomfortable erection and question my masculinity. The music stops, the message on the screen saying, NOW REPEAT AFTER ME.

“I enjoy being a woman,” says a disembodied woman’s voice as some dude nails a tranny onscreen. “I am at peace in my own body,” she continues, before declaring, “I am so in love right now with my true self.” The voice pauses between sentences, giving the viewer time to repeat the mantra. I bit my tongue, resistant to their ploy to make me drink a gallon of sperm for breakfast tomorrow.

Killer Features for an Offbeat Tube

One of the most useful features I found on SissyHypno were timestamped thumbnails beneath each video. Each one is a clickable link to that moment in the video. It’s a feature that would be useful on any tube, not just one that specializes in turning dudes into sissies.

Next up, I checked out a movie called Cock Loving Hypno Poppers. There’s an epilepsy warning in the beginning, and I can immediately tell it’s going to have the kind of manic energy I expect from the genre. The last video I watched was tame and slow in comparison. The opening POV shot has me in a cage, a mean dom talking about how I probably thought she was going to be a nicer wife.

“Now I decide what goes in your mouth,” she says. The music starts thumping loudly while a rapid-fire montage of sluts sucking cock flashes on the screen, overlayed with hypnotic patterns to enhance the effect. The bitch voice continues giving me blowjob instructions and calling me a cock lover. This one’s a lot more aggressive than the last scene, with insults mixed in with the sexual demands. SissyHypno.com has a diverse range of Sissy Hypno videos to appeal to all kinds of wannabe-gaylords and girly boys.

Halfway through, the music chills out and a really gorgeous girl swings a pendulum while counting backwards. Images of blowbangs flash by as she counts, hungry women completely surrounded by cock. When she counts down to one, everything intensifies again. Maybe I shouldn’t have had all those bong hits and Viagra for breakfast, because I don’t know if I should have a seizure, jack off, or go troll the nearest highway rest area for cock.

I have heard that people have different degrees of susceptibility to hypnotism. If you find you’re not sufficiently thirsty for the taste of fresh hot sperm, you can always download your favorite videos for later. I was pleasantly surprised to find the first Download button I clicked was a direct link. I didn’t even have to sign up for an account.

Top Sissy-Hypno Vids from Top Creators

While the hypno-sissy fetish ain’t exactly my cup of tea, I can appreciate all the time and effort that goes into creating these videos. It’s clear that every sissy hypno video artist has their own style, and I imagine every true fan of the genre has their own favorites. SissyHypno.com has videos by a couple dozen of the top content creators, browsable via their Creators page.

It can sometimes be difficult to judge a fetish site devoted to a kink I don’t have. With SissyHypno, it’s really not hard to see why devotees of the content would flock to the site. They’ve already got a couple of thousand movies designed to brainwash you into wearing a wig and taking it up the ass, which would be reason enough for most fans. The presentation for that big-ass collection is done really fucking well, with a clean design and efficient organization. If feminization hypnosis is your thing, you may as well get it from a site that’s well-stocked, looks pretty and works well.