FreeCatFights

What’s better than paying twenty bucks to watch a couple of trailer park bitches slap each other around in your buddy’s back yard? How about free catfights with hot chicks wrestling, groping, grinding and ripping each other’s clothes off on video? That’s kind of the premise of FreeCatfights, or at least what they’re implying with the name.

FreeCatfights.com may be the world’s biggest forum devoted to erotic female wrestling, boxing and fighting. They’ve been around for over a decade now, and have been getting thousands of visits a day for ages. Any kind of online forum lives or dies by the size and strength of their community, so it looks like these perverts are in it for the long haul. Let’s hope none of these scrappy broads are woke warriors, or I might be in trouble.

Hot Women Who Love to Fight

FreeCatfights.com ain’t really a subtle name, so I pretty much knew what I was in for even before I clicked the link. If there was any doubt at all, it goes away when I see the ads at the top of the screen. A couple of animated GIFs show MILFs grappling on some blue mats, one grinding her pussy in the other’s face when she gains the upper hand. A fat black chick kicks another babe around on the ground, and Harley Quinn hits Poison Ivy with a bat before ripping her panties. There’s a violent tit mauling, and a two-on-one beatdown where a hot chick gets beaten and humiliated.

The studios promoting their content really packed those sample GIFs with a lot of content, giving a peek at a lot of scenes. The sexy girls in short Star Trek uniforms slapping each other around make me want to slap my ding-a-ling around, and the Target co-worker brawl is much sexier chaos than just burning and looting the place.

Oh, but what about the actual boards at Free Catfights? Well, it’s an Internet forum over a decade old, so you know without even looking what it’s going to look like. The format hasn’t really changed much since the Internet started, and this is a pretty standard example of the form. It’s text-based and broken down into General categories and a Video section.

The General Categories include the ones you expect at the top, like the Board News and General Announcements, as well as Help and Suggestions. They’ve got a lot of producers who use the board, so there’s a whole section of Producer Announcements where you can find out what’s new in the world of Free Catfights and premium ones.

Girls Fighting Girls and Women Fighting Men

The majority of the content is related to girl-on-girl catfights, though there is a little bit about male-female mixed fighting. For example, the Producer Announcement section is a rapidly updated selection of links pointing to the newest topless fights, female arm wrestling, ebony tit-fights and cosplay princess slap-fests. In the middle of all that womanly scrapping, there’s a dude selling ballbusting CG images of a woman crushing a dude’s nuts in a UFC cage.

The General Discussions About Catfights is one of the most active boards at FreeCatfights, with over 31,000 posts on over 4,000 topics. It’s an enormous grab bag of discussions on all-things catfight-related. The newest posts include the continuation of a couple of long threads about mom fights and your biggest turn on during a catfight. The latter goes on for 4 pages so far, listing reasons as diverse as seeing a woman cry, bearhugs, or the escalating yells of spectators. One dude is all the buildup he feels as his wife is taking off her earrings and telling him how she’s going to kick his ass before she actually does it.

Another thread is dedicated to the joy of seeing women pin each other for some sadistic tit-stretching. The thread devolved into a scholarly debate on whether it’s similar to having your testicles yanked. The consensus at Free Catfights is that no, it probably isn’t.

Fap to Kinky Fighting Stories

FreCatfights.com also features a lot of fictional female fighting and roleplaying. The Catfight, Boxing and Wrestling Stories area breaks down into over a dozen categories of fight fetish fun. What do you fantasize about when you’re fapping to women trying to hurt each other? Boxing? Fistfights? MMA? Martial Arts? Kickboxing? They’ve got forums for all that shit.

The Family Fights sub-board at FreeCatfights.com has some kinky battles between mommies and daughters, mommies and grannies, husbands and wives, and sisters, too. I kept wondering if it counts as taboo if the girls don’t end up scissoring at the end. I used to get into scraps with my sister, but it was never taboo. That would come a few years later.

The writing’s hit-or-miss, but you get that on any erotic story forum. Girl fighting ain’t any different. Some of these tales are oppressive walls of mangled text, but there are also some well-told yarns. One of newer, better stories under Sexfighting and Titfighting tells of a little MILF with impossible boobs getting into a long battle at the pool in front of a bunch of people. It’s got all kinds of comments like “The story made me tingly and moist!”

There is a heavy element of community involvement with the stories that goes well beyond the comments. Many stories are written as spin-offs or continuations of other authors’ work, and there are multiple boards dedicated to story challenges and cyber fights. The polls pit women against each other, with stories created based on who people want to win. You can even read community-developed stories about celebrities catfighting, boxing, and kicking the shit out of each other in a cage.

And Of Course, Free Female Fight Videos!

The Video boards at FreeCatfights are also a major draw. I bet some of you illiterate fuckers skip the rest of the site, but that’s alright. They’re broken into three subs, Live Action Clips, Animation and 3D Animation. There are only 50 topics under 3D and 121 under animation. A lot of them are YouTube links to video games like Dead or Alive and Rumble Roses; only you don’t get to feel the Dualshock rumbling against your genitals like when you play at home.

The Live Action board is where it’s at. There are around 36,000 topics at the time of this writing, and it’s one of the most active boards here. Arguably, this is where you’ll find some of the best visual examples of those titular Free Catfights.

The live video links are a fucking cornucopia of women fighting, or at least pretending to. The first thing I saw was a pro-wrestling match between the late Hana Kimura and this blonde chick with a gorgeous ass. There’s no nudity, but next, I watched some girls wrestling with their outfits simply painted on. Hey, nipples!

It’s not all staged catfights. I clicked another link and saw a couple of hot teenagers on a beach, yelling at each other until one knocks the other out with one punch. While she’s on the ground, another girl twerks in her face. The defeated girl is seen laying on the ground, smoking a cigarette saying, “Don’t film me!”

If I have one complaint about the site, it’s that there’s not a lot of truly X-rated content. The YouTube links are obviously going to be pretty sparkly clean to get by the Karens they hire to police the place. I saw a couple of PornHub links to fetish fight videos, but one was busted. I kind of expected a lot of free stuff and filehost links, but nah. The fetish producers have a strong presence here, though, so you’ll always know when their newest foxy boxy movies are coming out.

It can be hard for kinksters to find fap material that meets their needs. I can see why fans of erotic fighting have been flocking to FreeCatfights.com for years. The forum is massive and thriving, with new, user-created content streaming into the site on a daily basis. The community is strong, actively encouraging users to join in on the fun even if they aren’t writing porno fight stories. They’ve got you covered whether you want to find like-minded perverts or just want to jack off to stories and movies about women rolling around on the ground, pulling each other’s hair and slapping their titties raw and red. You don’t have to register to look around and read the posts, so poke around if you’re curious.