GirlScanner

When I first heard of Girl Scanner, I envisioned a futuristic, coffin-shaped gizmo that can make a perfect digital copy of any beautiful woman who lays inside. Maybe my imagination gets the best of me sometimes, because the actual website is a hell of a lot more accessible to the average masturbator without a billion bucks in the bank. My dream device would be a modern miracle in the world of pornography, sure, but regular orgasms are also their own little ordinary miracles.

GirlScanner.online won’t replicate your girlfriend or fax a copy of your naked body to the ex, but it will help you bust a nut into an old sock. They scan some of the big-name porn sites out there, keeping track of new paysite releases and offering full-length samples. They’ve been around for about four years now and steadily pull almost half a million visits a month, so it sounds like a good gimmick. I’m a hands-on dude, though, so I needed to lube up and see if that traffic was just a fluke, or if this is the real deal.

Welcome to the Girl Scanner

When I pulled up the front page of GirlScanner this morning, I initially assumed I was looking at a nice, polished free tube. The presentation is a few steps up from your average Pornhub knockoff, but the overall layout is familiar as hell. They’ve got a simple logo with a red pepper indicating their hotness level, and most of the front page showcases thumbnails from recent adult films.

Click on any of those preview pics and you’ll quickly realize this ain’t quite the everyday tube it looks like. I zeroed in on a recent Cherie Deville scene moments after I landed, so that was the first real stop of my tour. Instead of the 12-minute sample scene I’d expected, the kind you’d find on a typical tube, I found a 15-second preview and links to go sign up for a premium Brazzers account.

I was mildly disappointed for just a few moments, but then I noticed a couple other elements on the page. The trailer might be a lot shorter than usual, but there’s another tab where you can watch a full-length preview online. Below the video player, I also found a couple links to download the same. In either case, the scene runs nearly 40 minutes, rather than a few blue-balling seconds.

GirlScanner.online visitors can stream or download any of the longform scenes in the catalog. That means this is a good spot for wankers who prefer a good, two-handed marathon fap versus clicking their way around a tube with one free hand. As much as I love the shorter freebies, the longer runtimes can often make for a more intense and body-quaking explosion of splooge. Oh man, I hope I have enough tissues stocked up.

Scanning the Best of the Business

Brazzers ain’t the only well-known label I saw as soon as I landed at Girl Scanner. One of the main features of the site is how they track recent flicks from some of the biggest brands in the business. It makes it easy for an adult movie enthusiast like you or me to see what’s new across the whole world of premium smut.

Besides the aforementioned Brazzers, the spread of recent pictures featured on Girl Scanner includes films from Mile High Media, Spizoo, Cherry Pimps and Net Video Girls. Twistys, BangBros, FakeHub and DogFartNetwork have all been featured in recent drops, and a sidebar menu of Best Porn Sites offers up an even longer list of studios, producers and paysites.

It's not just recognizable companies, either, but recognizable individuals as well. GirlScanner is crawling with well-known pornstars and some of the hottest rising industry newbies. I name-dropped legendary MILF Cherie Deville, but she’s just the sexy tip of the nipple. Abella Danger, Mia Malkova, Kenzie Reeves and Abigail Mac are just another handful of the world-famous sex goddesses to make the cut lately.

I feel like I’m in good company, and not just because I’ve whacked off to a lot of these girls, too. I’ve also had the privilege of getting to bang some of them personally over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Jesse Pony, Riley Reign and Coco Lovelock are a few of the women I have in common with GirlScanner. They even have a Gangbang Creampie movie starring both Bianca Bangs and Sophia Locke. I only got to experience the magic one at a time!

I suspect their Models page might be incomplete, since it only runs 22 pages deep. That’s still over a thousand beautiful women cataloged and thumbnailed in a veritable picture menu of pornstars, but as we’ll see, the full GirlScanner.online collection is way bigger than a measly thousand pornos.

Whacking Off to Girl Scanner

Given the longer runtimes on the big-name flicks at GirlScanner.online, they’d probably get a decent amount of traffic even if they had a shitty little collection. That ain’t the case, though, because this thing is absolutely sprawling. As of this writing, they’ve got around 152,000 long porn movies samples in the library. That’d be an impossible number to fap through entirely even if they were the shorter scenes you usually find on free tubes.

I couldn’t find any GirlScanner upload dates listed anywhere, only the official release dates on the sites these videos come from. It’s difficult to put a hard number on how fast they’re growing, but they’re clearly expanding rapidly. They seem to be adding fresh content to the pile every day. You don’t rack up hundreds of thousands of movies if they’re just trickling out.

They actually added a couple new preview movies from Reality Kings while I was whipping up this review. One’s a threesome with the lovely Mariska and Sharon White, while the other features Kyler Quinn getting drilled from every angle before getting her pretty face drenched in cum. I’m not sure if you’ve seen it yet, but I actually got to meet her sister Kylie at PornDudeCasting. Let’s just say we tried many of the same activities.

After watching the 15-second trailer of Kyler’s new movie, I wanted to see the longer version. I clicked the Watch Online HD tab and then hit the Play button. It opens with Kyler overhearing some hot sex in the next room over and feeling herself up. She starts to unzip her skirt around the one-minute mark, which is when the video abruptly stopped.

GirlScanner.online has so much to offer that I bet some of you were wondering what the catch is. Well, this is it. The files are all hosted on file locker services like Keep2Share and RapidGator, which come with their own little set of drawbacks. Namely, you’re going to run into some roadblocks if you don’t have a premium account with one of these file hosting sites.

The biggest relevant bummers will be for horny dudes trying to jack off right now. Unfortunately, free visitors only get to watch the first minute of the movie samples. You can download the full versions, but without a premium account, you’ll have some extra wait times and limited download speeds. Chances are, you’ve visited download sites with the same exact setup, so you already know how it goes.

I’m currently downloading the full 22-minute film sample. Since my premium Keep2Share account expired months ago, I’ve got to settle for free-user speeds. The flick will reach my hard drive in about four and a half hours, which means I’ll have to find some other way to deal with these blue balls. Good thing I run the world’s greatest directory of adult sites on the internet!

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand why GirlScanner.online remains so popular even on a web so thoroughly saturated with free tubes, paysites, porn blogs and sex forums. They catalog the latest and greatest scenes from some of the most popular sites out there, making it easy for fans to keep tabs on what their favorite brands are banging out. Not only are they scanning the scene, but they offer full-length sneak peeks that put the other guys and their short trailers to shame. You’ll probably have some wait times when you factor in the downloading, so I recommend a visit before your balls explode from pent-up horniness.