PussyTorrents

It’s hard not to love Something for Nothing, even if it’s as simple as those free samples they give out at the grocery store. I wasn’t planning on eating one bite of a donut, but thank you. That free shit is even better when it’s porno. Pussy Torrents goes above and beyond your typical free tube, offering up an endless amount of sex films in a variety of formats.

PussyTorrents.com is a porn torrent site, as you probably guessed from the name. The domain was first registered back in 2005 when the technology was still fresh. Let’s see how well these sex-crazed mofos deliver the latter.

Price of Entry: One Email Address and Some Ads

I hope you have an email address you’re not afraid to get tainted, because PussyTorrents requires one to register. There’s absolutely nothing to see here if you’re not a registered member. This isn’t uncommon.

It could be worse. This could be one of those invite-only sites, or they could make you wait in pre-registration limbo forever until somebody somewhere gets around to clicking an OK next to your name. Registration for PussyTorrents was basically instant. Enter your email address and click the link they send you. Boom.

Your browser is wearing a condom, right? I always keep my ad-blocker engaged, but I couldn’t even log in without getting sent to some third-party site trying to sell me shit. I had to close the tab and start over to get back into PussyTorrents. The second time I got in, but my ad-blocker is already tallying up the spam the site is trying to show me.

Large banners at the top and bottom of the page tell me to PLEASE DISABLE ADBLOCK. I understand they’ve got to make a buck, but they’ve already slipped at least one ad impression through. Let’s see this cat-and-mouse game through to the end.

The Motherlode of Porn Torrents

The torrents are the star of the show on any torrent site, and that’s certainly true here. Click the Browse link in the header to jump to the list. I hope you’ve got a big-ass hard drive.

I’m not sure how the movies are sorted by default, but you can re-arrange them by any of the listed figures: number of comments, size, times snatched, number of seeders or leechers, or by the uploader. Most clips don’t have an uploader listed.

The front page runs about a hundred flicks deep, and the whole stash is nearly 1,300 pages long. There are a variety of formats, but the current favorites are MP4. I see an amateur compilation near the top, but the vast majority of the material here is professional porno.

Right now, I see movie samples available from PublicAgent, MomsBangTeens, and EvilAngel. You can snag My Daughter’s Fucking A Black Man 10 from WhiteGhetto, or Ashley Ocean Birthday Surprise from GrandpasFuckTeens.

There’s no Categories page like you’d find on almost any other porn site. Torrents just don’t work like that. The search bar at the top of the screen is adequate, though. Type Anal and get 122 pages of results. There are only 17 pages of blowjob movies, which surprised me, and 41 for fetish. Those are weird numbers, but could represent the kind of people who share porn torrents more than general porn consumers.

Full Sex Movies Samples, Some Assembly Required

Torrents have been around for a while, so I assume most of you already know what we’re talking about here. For the grandpas and the new pubes who have never known anything but free sex tubes, let me run it down for you real quick.

You’ll need to download a BitTorrent client before you can download any of the movies you see on PussyTorrents. I recommend qBittorrent, or you can be a sucker and go for one of the many ad-bloated options available. The torrent/magnet links on PussyTorrents will point your client to the goods.

It’s not really complicated stuff, but it does require some basic level of tech competency. If you’re the sort who schedules a hundred-dollar appointment for the Comcast guy to plug your router in at some point between 8:00 in the morning and 4:00 PM tomorrow, torrents probably ain’t for you.

So Does It Work for Downloading Free Porn Samples?

All a site like PussyTorrents has to do is give you working torrent links. It sure looks like they’ve got ‘em in spades, but there’s only one way to be sure if they work.

Each torrent has some covers and screens available to view on PussyTorrents if you click through to its download page. You can also just click the torrent link straight from the front page like I did.

Sure enough, PussyTorrents’s link made my BitTorrent client start downloading the file immediately. Because I chose one with so many seeders, I downloaded the 1.1 gig file in a matter of minutes.

PussyTorrents’s drawbacks are relatively minor when you consider what they’re giving out for free.