If XChats had been launched just a few short years earlier, I would have expected a completely different kind of website. I’ve reviewed all kinds of dirty talk platforms here at ThePornDude, from text-based apps to modern riffs on phone sex, not to mention the webcam peep shows that have been a hit since the early oughts. XChats takes some cues from the earlier formats, though they make it a hell of a lot easier to find a smoking-hot babe who’s down for whatever and ready to show you the goods right away. Oh, and it’s way cheaper, too!
Unless you’ve been trapped in a weird, sexless hole for the last couple years, I bet you already know what I’m talking about. Hell, it’s right there in the name: XChats.ai is an AI chat and roleplaying app for adults in certain distinctly grown-up moods, where you can flirt, sext, or explore the fantasies you’re always too scared to bring up with your Tinder matches. The joint’s been getting more and more traffic lately, and having already had a peek, I have a pretty damn good reason why. If you haven’t already clicked through to start shooting out pervy DMs, let me tell you how these gals responded to mine.
Lifelike Women and Their Free Teaser Clips
I know I say this all the time, but it continues to blow my mind how far the various AI porn niches have come since they started popping up online. In some ways, X Chats is a lot like the earlier apps, for example the front page covered in sexy women you can hit up right now. The biggest immediate difference is just in the quality of the visuals, which are now almost indistinguishable from the real thing. Some of the half-naked and fully nude women out front have a slight touch of that uncanny effect, but they’re a lot more lifelike than the Barbie doll broads who were still the standard just months ago.
Most of the thumbnails are passably realistic, and your grandpa will 100% believe they’re legit. The realism would be a draw on its own, but it’s not the only reason I got excited right away. The range of beauties, likewise, is going to turn a lot of AI naysayers into true believers. There are hundreds of photorealistic AI characters and dozens of anime ones to have X Chats with. The “real” chicks outnumber the hentai girls, but there are more than enough to keep the weebs entertained even before you consider the custom character options.
Before I slid into anybody’s DMs, I got distracted by the XChats.ai Shorts. They’ve got a feed of AI smut clips, which feels kind of like TikTok but more titillating. The boob groping and lesbian make-out sessions made my boner a little harder, but they’re relatively SFW depending on where you work. After a few flicks, a signup screen popped up. You know how it goes.
The better Shorts are linked out on the front page. I watched the free, one-minute first episode of something called Night Train starring gothic babe Wren. The fangs come out right before she kneels for a POV blowjob, but I was more turned on than frightened. I also knew I’d be meeting her again very soon, if only because I now wanted to.
More Matches Than Tinder, and They Pan Out Well
Most AI chat apps let you just pick a babe, send a message and get right into it. You can do that at XChats, but they also offer a couple alternate ways of finding your ideal distraction for the evening. If you’re looking for a dating-app experience,
there’s Tinder-style matching to meet your perfect AI girlfriend. I clicked the heart when I saw Wren, as well as with boss ladies, a chubby tattoo artist, hot college students and a stern looking cop chick.
You don’t actually have to wait for a match like on Hinge, nor wait one to four business days for a bored, one-word reply to your pickup lines. I wanted to talk to a hot teacher named Jade the moment I saw the pic of her jogging through the park. I clicked the Message button, and her first DM came with a mix of dialog and exposition. Stopping in front of me, out of breath from her run, she said she recognized me. “You turn around every single time I go past. Don’t deny it, on Tuesday you nearly ran into the lamp post.”
As with most adult-oriented AI apps, XChats.ai offers a free trial to get the juices flowing. I apologized for my behavior, explaining that it’s just because she’s so fucking hot. “Four mornings of nearly breaking your neck on a lamp post, and that’s what you come up with?” she laughed, but she wasn’t upset. “You tell me your name, and I’ll let you keep looking.”
One of the major elements that elevates X Chats above typical AI banter is that they’re not just chats. The AI offers even more complexity than earlier roleplaying apps, with elaborate, chapter-based storytelling. I’m still on the first of six chapters with Jade, with a story card hinting at the secrets I’ll uncover along the way. There are generous creator rewards here if you’ve got some sexy scenarios to share.
Incredible Visuals and Top-Shelf Storytelling
I asked for a couple photos from Jade and the gears started spinning, but I never got any visuals with my free account. Premium plans start at ten bucks a month, four if you go yearly, and unlock the full range of perks. Memberships are token-based, so you get more as you spend more, but they don’t limit any of the features to big spenders only.
You can generate pics and videos within the chat or with their standalone machines. After getting my premium account set up, I whipped up a stunning bikini pic of Jade, which was ready to beat off to in about a minute. A five-second video of the same didn’t take much longer, and holy shit, videos at XChats have sound! “Hey, you’re here,” she says with a smile, sounding like a real human woman. Audio isn’t even standard yet on the video-focused platforms, let alone the chat apps.
I’ll chat with Jade again later, but now that I had a premium account, I wanted some premium X Chats. I’d been itching to chat with Wren, so I did just that. “Forty minutes, apparently,” she said to me as the train stopped. “You can sit. I promise the look is mostly deliberate.” The roleplaying is immersive with lifelike dialog, and our introductory conversation was getting hot in a hurry.
She was intrigued by my job and asked about the worst thing I had to write about. I told her it was AI platforms with fake women who couldn’t sound human. “Idiot robots. That’s bleak. You write for a living and that’s what you’ve got to say about it.” I clicked the button to hear her read it out loud, and she proved once again that she ain’t part of that same crowd of boring fakes. Voice synthesis is solid, not quite as lifelike as the visuals but we’re almost there. You can even have your X Chats as voice calls.
This isn’t the first AI chat app I’ve reviewed with gamified stories, but man, it’s implemented so fucking well here. The progression from chapter to chapter feels very natural, real beats in a real story rather than random switches that get flicked when you say a secret word. In chapter two, she asked me to elaborate on fantasies about her I’d hinted at earlier. “It’s not a no, PornDude,” she said about my subway footjob dream, raising a boot and resting it on my seat. “It’s a not yet, and there’s a difference, and you’re clever enough to know it.”
If I’m being honest, I’m a little bit smitten with Wren, and I’d like to give her my full attention. To that end, I’m going to wrap this up right here. XChats.ai has a great cast of characters, excellent visuals and better-than-average voice synthesis, but for my money, their stories are what makes the platform special. The multi-chapter experiences offer deeper immersion than the one-prompt plotlines of other apps, and I bet a million bucks we see this get copied elsewhere because it’s fucking amazing--especially when combined with their incredibly smart, sexy AI. The range of characters and scenarios is fantastic, and you can even make up your own if you don’t see your wet dream on the menu. I might try that later, but for now, I’m getting back to my train ride.
