Farts Archive! ‘’Better out than in, that's what I always say!’’ Do you know who that quote was attributed to? Well, it was none other than the great philosopher Shrek, who was discussing flatulence at the time with his dimwit companion, Donkey! However, it's also the kind of mantra that a lot of people have gone ahead and taken very literally over the years.
For example, for centuries at this point the act of letting one rip was something that was best kept as discreet as possible for fear of social shame. A lot of people argue the same thing to be said these days, but at the same time, you will find that there is a growing number of people out there who revel in the art of farting to such an extent that they actually get turned on by it!
Shit, some of you might actually have a bit of a fart kink without even realizing it! I mean, come on! You cannot sit there and deny that you have been balls deep in a bitch and stretched her holes out to such a degree that she cannot help but unleash some air farts in the wake of your cock’s destruction, and felt a proud smile spread across your face, am I right?
But if you want to see just how deep the fart sex rabbit hole really goes, then you're gonna have to find yourself a reliable fart porn site that can keep you stocked up on fart fetish mayhem for ages. The platform that I have in my sights today is hopefully gonna be one of them. Now, pinch your nose and let's get ready for what Fartsarchive.com has to offer!
What is Fartsarchive.com?
Fartsarchive.com describes itself as a bit of a stinky archive of fart porn videos. Across the site, you can find all manner of fart porn covering stuff like POV and face sitting to BBW and lesbian! When I was writing this review, the site was able to boast 11 pages of fart sex mayhem, which, granted, isn't the biggest collection in the world, but it does feel as if this is a site that is still growing.
What's the Fart Porn Like on Fartsarchive.com?
And speaking of growing! It's in the next part of the review that I wanna find out whether Fartsarchive.com is the kind of platform that can make our cocks and clits grow tremendously inside of our pants. And to do precisely that, I am going to take a look at some of the most popular fart porn it has to offer from deep within its stinky archives!
● I’m Gonna Fart in Your Fuckin’ Mouth - Anybody who has indulged in the fetish of farting before will know that one of the best places to do it is in the shower because you never know when a fart might just turn into a shart! And if it does, the shower is the perfect place for a straightforward cleanup. Honestly? I don't think many of you would give a fuck if it was a fart or a shart in this video because we get to see a glorious clip of the stunning fart queen on OnlyFans, FartingLena, sitting on a dude’s face while she's wearing a set of pricey lingerie. This dude stays in his rightful place and lets her fart right into his mouth while he has his tongue as deep in her asshole as he can possibly get it. After using an air enema to create as many farts as she can, she wears this fucker’s tongue out! Still, it has life left in it when she gives him a reward in the form of being able to lick her dripping cunt at the end!
● BBC Snowbunny Farts Like Crazy in a Thong - Jeez, from the very second this video began and brought us face-to-face with a solo MILF brunette who was home alone, I could instantly tell that she was a legitimate snowbunny. This was only confirmed when she opened up a package that just landed on her doorstep and showed us her new sex toy came in the form of a massive BBC dildo. Within seconds, that toy is vanishing inside of her ass and managed to cause some of the most intense anal sex farts you've ever heard before. Even though she is farting all over this girthy motherfucker, she still doesn't flinch from pulling it out of her wrecked snow bunny ass and sucking it clean before sliding it right back in again. Man, what a booty this bitch has! If you listen to her dirty talk, you will tell that she is trying to attract as many black Bulls as possible to come and replace that dildo with the real thing!
● Open Wide and Worship My BBW Farts - This next farting fetish porn video is set in the bedroom of an alternative-looking couple that is made up of a bearded beefcake and his slightly BBW GF who has a fantastic set of tits and a load of glorious tattoos across her body. Even though her boyfriend is absolutely massive and has a proper strongman build, he is promptly wrapped up in shibari rope and subjected to some of the most humiliating farts imaginable. This ruthless BBW Alt chick orders him to open his mouth to swallow up as many of her farts as she can unleash, and he does so obediently!
The Design of the Farting Fetish Porn Site
At the top of this site, you will see that Fartsarchive.com has chosen a logo that follows a similar format to one of the most instantly recognizable tube sites on the planet, but it is accompanied by a tagline telling you that this is an archive of fart videos. To the right, you will see a search engine that lets you navigate between videos, creators, and tags, and the main menu takes you to the homepage, porn videos, categories, and creators.
When you reach the homepage, you will see a bit of easy-to-read text telling you precisely what this site is all about and what mission it has in mind, followed by some of the most popular categories of fart porn, ranging from face sitting and BBW to lesbian and Ebony.
Underneath this, you will see some of the most popular fart porn videos on the site, although there are also filters to adjust the results according to the most recent, longest, and shortest content. The videos themselves are displayed side-by-side with each other in a horizontal set of five, and each one usually comes with a thumbnail, title, view count, upload date, and the name of the person who added it to the site.
What I Like Most About it
I do love it when I encounter a site that has found a fantastic niche for itself, and it's fair to say that Fartsarchive.com is most definitely one of them. After all, this is the kind of platform that can pull you into a wild world of fart porn, and it is equally the type of site that has managed to stick to its niche well and has not spread its front too thin!
I do hope that this remains the case as the site continues to grow, but when I was using Fartsarchive.com, I did find that it was very easy to not only make my way around the site but also watch all of the videos in peace because I found there's a refreshing lack of any unwanted interruptions getting in the way of the fart porn within.
Oh, and it’s also great to see that the moderators of the site have gone for a pretty decent theme that runs well and looks pretty unique to the site, apart from the logo. Although there are some banner advertisements included in the theme, you will find that they are not intrusive and do not get in the way.
What I Don’t Like
The biggest downside that I found on the site was the fact that, despite many of the videos actually featuring the watermark telling you the name of the fart porn model within, the site hadn't added any details about who these farting bitches are. At the top of the site, you will see that there is a drop-down menu to access a portfolio of all fart porn creators, but, sadly, it is totally empty.
Suggestions I Have for Fartsarchive.com
Fartsarchive.com really needs to do better when it comes to giving the well-earned credit that these fart porn content creators deserve. My main suggestion for the site would be to optimize all of the videos and ensure that the names of the fart porn content creators are clearly listed and featured inside the portfolio of creators at the top of the site. Because the site still feels new and doesn't have the biggest range of content in place yet, now is the perfect time to start doing this and get into a good habit of it.
Conclusion
While Fartsarchive.com definitely needs to do some work to optimize its videos and give credit to the fart fetish content creator who produced it in the first place, it still does feel like a promising collection of fart porn that, as the site continues to grow, will be able to cater to a wide range of farting fetish needs.
