SpicyBigTits

Spicy Big Tits! What should you expect from a website such as this one? That's right! Are titties all you're going to see here? Are there any men on this website? Sure. There's a lot of straight sex up in here. However, you can also run into lesbians, but straight sex is what you get in here for the most part. You get lots of kinds of straight sex, too. For example, most of it is regular pornography. However, you'll find 2D porn, both eastern and western, 3D animations, Hentai, and so on and so on.

As pretty as Lisa Ann's titties

I'm not gonna lie, this website looks pretty god damn simple, and this doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing, but I wouldn't call it a good one, either. This orange background on top of which you find a whole lot of text truly is a nice sight, but it isn't something special, really. At least the page is quite easy to navigate. Once you make your way to the home page you will notice that there are no tabs and stuff like that, rather, you only get one tab with some sections, thumbnails, and that's about it.

At the top of the homepage, you find the "popular categories" section and a bunch of icons related to social networks. First off, I thought that these icons meant that the staff of Spicy Big Tits were present on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and so on...but no. This button would just end up sharing the website to your wall. You don't want that, do you? Unless your facebook is entirely dedicated to porn, but I don't think that's the case. Who even does that?

The popular categories section has a whole lot of stuff fitted into it, such as the "big tits" category, and you'll notice that this one has a whole lot of videos in it. I don't think one could ever get bored of these. Furthermore, I don't even believe that one could even watch all of these movies in a single lifetime. So yeah, the Big Tits category has over three million videos. That's great, isn't it? The Mom category has around 66 thousand movies, while the Natural category has over 400 thousand movies.

Then, you will find the "all categories" section. All of these categories have been sorted out alphabetically. So...you know. Keep scrolling, and it's gonna be like: "Anal, Aunt...Big ass...Cameltoe"...and so on. Keep scrolling past this section, and you will find the "sources" section. What you will find in here are the websites from which people got the porn that was posted in here, and the pages are more important than you would think.

SpicyBigTIts.com is a website that literally has millions of videos on it, however, an important detail is the fact that these movies haven't actually been uploaded directly to the website, but rather, Spicy Big Tits only compiles the links from other websites. Let's ignore this section and look at the "other free porn sites" section. What you get to see in here are loads of different porn websites (obviously), and this one will simply redirect you to an entirely different page, so we don't need to talk too much about these, do we?

The perks

Pages like this one aren't supposed to have any perks going on for them...however, SpicyBigTits still has some tools that you can use from time to time. For starters, you aren't sentenced to pointless scrolling through the home page until you finally find a video that you like, but rather, you could utilize the various categories of SpicyBigTits, which is nice. I think that every porn website nowadays should have categories, and it's quite sad that some don't. Next, you get to see the most popular videos in a separate section, too. These are divided into three sections, as well. First off, you get to see the most popular videos of all time by clicking on the "all time" button, but if you want to see the most popular videos of the last month, then you will click on the "last month" button. You'll do the same for the most popular videos of the past week...just hit the "last week" button. Simple stuff.

Furthermore, you get to see a little bit of information on these movies, which is a great thing. While not all of the videos here have titles, they have more important things, such as the length of the videos, the tags, the age of the videos, which is neat. Hovering above a thumbnail with your cursor won't play a little preview, so you would have to figure out yourself what kind of shit are you getting yourself into. By this, I mean that you would have to watch the entire video to see whether you like it or not. This is fine if you have a whole lot of spare time, however, if you do not, well, too bad. Go masturbate somewhere else. You can also flag these videos if you want to, but I don't see why would you want to do this. Maybe if you see your mom in one of these videos?

Did I mention that SpicyBigTits.com has been translated into a few languages? While sex is the universal language that everyone understands, we still need actual languages in order to find the kind of shit we want to masturbate to. Look at the top right corner of the page and what you see is a tiny little union jack. Click on it, and you get to choose between a few languages, such as German, Danish, Portuguese, Suomi, Russian, and so on. Even some languages such as Slovenian, Slovakian and Czech that no one really knows, but hey, I guess SpicyBigTits is loved by western Slavs. Right underneath the union jack, you would find the search bar. This bar should be used only when you know exactly what you're looking for. If you don't know what you're looking for, then just don't even look at this little white square.

Judgement day

While The Porn Dude isn't known for being a nice guy, I had to tone it down for SpicyBigTits.com, but what is enough is enough. I don't think I've been this stressed while browsing a simple fucking porno page. What's the fucking point of creating a website this simple? There is literally nothing to talk about in here, and obviously, this kind of shit pisses me off. Couldn't you people have at least added a few tabs or something? No no no, you had to give me a single tab, and you had to have a shitton of ads and no video previews. Do you want to me to go insane or something? What's the point of your page? I'm supposed to be enjoying this a lot! I only enjoy it a little bit. Sure, I can find a good video here and there, and that's nice, but what's the point if the majority of the movies aren't nice? Why aren't there more HD movies?

You need to step our game up. Not everyone has the time and the patience to scroll through a sea of random videos (and ads) to find a decent porno. Also, who the hell would want to share your page to facebook? I mean, who the fuck wants to share a porno page to facebook anyway? That feature is useless, so you could do away with it. All of these flaws...yet I fail to hate SpicyBigTits. Why? Even though there are lots of setbacks on this website, there is still a lot of good stuff. I mean, when you have millions upon millions of videos on a page, you should expect a lot of good shit, but at the same time, you should expect a lot of good stuff, so yeah? I forgot to mention that race fetishists really have it good in here. You get categories such as Norwegian, German, Ebony, and so on and so on. Why would anyone want to see Germans having sex?

Germans of all people? No offense, but what the fuck? A simple "European" category would do, just like the "ebony" category satisfies all of my needs for black girls. Oh yeah, there's also a category called "anime," and guess what? It's all western animation. However, the Hentai category has actual hentai in it, so that's a good thing.