If you’re not a pervert, Scat Portal might sound like a joint devoted to wordless acapella jazz singing, or maybe a hallway full of exits through which you can scram. You’re probably here because of other, far more scatological connotations of the title, though. It’s one of few adult niches that could scare off the average pervert, no matter how horny, but for a select few, the site in question will feel like striking brown gold. This one’s a real shitshow, but I mean that in the best way possible.
That said, it might not be what you think. I saw the title and expected a poop-themed free tube, but ScatPortal.com actually rocks a more modern format. I’d describe it as the OnlyFans of scat, where homemade fetish models hawk their literally filthy wares direct to their fans. It’s a newer platform, though you’d never guess from just how much content is already available. Let me go find some gloves and then we’ll take a closer look.
Stepping into Scat Portal with Bare Feet
If you changed the words, the logo of Scat Portal could be used to sell something sweet and wholesome, like chocolate milk or cocoa candy. That swirl is supposed to represent the human kind of chocolate, though, and none of the other front-page visuals feature the same kind of subtly. There’s a certain playfulness to a lot of the thumbnails, but some of happiest faces with the biggest smiles are just covered in caca. I think that’s what they call a shit-eating grin!
I compared the site to OnlyFans in the intro for reasons that will become obvious as we continue, but they do much better than the big OF when it comes to teasing the material. OnlyFans still fucking sucks for discovery, their landing page a SFW wasteland, so you and the creators always have to find each other elsewhere. ScatPortal, on the other hand, was built to deliver scat fans straight to the pretty-faced poopers themselves.
To that end, they waste no time at all sticking the good stuff right under your nose for a big, fragrant whiff. One of the first things you’ll see out front is a spread of the Top Models: a couple poo-covered gals smile with tongues out, a blindfolded babe flashes a mouthful of homemade Hershey’s Kisses, and there’s one dude who appears to be buried up to his neck in a thick and rich fudge.
If I’m looking at this right, there are only 16 creators currently signed up to peddle their smelly smut at ScatPortal.com. Again, though, the joint is brand new, and I’m frankly impressed that the shelves are stocked as well as they are at launch. Fetish models and homemade pornstars are encouraged to sign up and start selling. They do take a slightly bigger cut of the profits than OnlyFans, likely because most platforms ban scat entirely.
Can You Smell That? The Pile Just Keeps Growing!
Scrolling further down the front page at Scat Portal, I found a couple dozen of the newest clips added to the platform. New content hits the site on the daily, and everything out front was uploaded in just the last few days. If it’s growing this fast with only 16 creators, just wait till the word gets out about this place!
Fetishes tend to be wildly particular, a fact that I probably don’t have to explain to you. What gets one scat fan going might be absolutely vile to the next diarrhea drinker, but fortunately, ScatPortal carries a wide and freaky range of shitty activities. The newest scenes include panty pooping followed by full-body smearing, close-ups of an amateur slut dropping a deuce, a chick squirting chocolate sauce into a guy’s mouth through a hole in her chair, a post-orgasm piss, a babe giving birth to a corn-filled brown baby, and two women going absolutely hog wild in a pit of cow shit.
While there’s a clear focus on scat, it seems like the models have freedom to offer whatever else their fans might be into. One of the newest clips is a masturbation scene with maxi pads, and the model’s also got a relatively vanilla fishnet tease, a wet panty exhibition, and a JOI for a dude in a diaper.
The webmasters here did an absolutely fucking fantastic job with the keywords. Even vanilla sites fuck up the tagging on the regular, and the situation is often worse on fetish sites where tastes are far more specific. ScatPortal.com, on the other hand, offers around a hundred microgenres of scat porn. Some of the top categories include Solo, Smearing, Scat Masturbation, Scat Sex, Pissing, Coprophagia/Scat Eating and EFRO. In case you’re new to the niche, that last one stands for Erotic Female Relieving Observance; basically, watching a beautiful woman shitting, pissing and farting.
They’ve helpfully listed the number of clips in each category, and no shit, I would not have expected these kind of digits from such a new site. There are nearly 400 clips each in both the Solo and Smearing categories, a few hundo under Scat Masturbation and more than 160 with the Couple tag. There are only dozens each in the pissing, dirty talk and shit snack aisles, but hey, that’s still impressive for such a new site. If they’ve got hundreds of scat clips available now, it won’t be long before there are thousands.
The OnlyFans of Shidding and Farding
One of the elements at Scat Portal that really reminds me of OnlyFans is the pricing. Pre-pandemic, I’d probably expect a site like this to model itself after an a la carte fetish video shop like Clips4Sale or ManyVids. The OF-style setup adds an additional option to how you get your porn:
ScatPortal offers both VOD and individual model memberships.
As with other social porn platforms, models get to set their own prices, and they vary like crazy. I’d love to tell you whether it’s better to grab some subscriptions or some clips, but it really depends entirely on what you’re into and what your masturbatory habits are. Some of us are a bit insatiable, and I tend to prefer the subscriptions when they’re all-inclusive.
The newest clip in the ScatPortal catalog is a ten-minute shitshow called Black and White Tights, Orgasm and Smearing. It’ll run you €11, a pretty typical price for fetish porn over the last couple decades. The same creator also has a 6-minute panty pooping clip for €9, though the title sells it really fucking short. Most folks would toss their dirty drawers in the trash, not strip down and rub the mess all over their smoking-hot bodies.
The creator of the aforementioned clips, Poogirl, doesn’t currently offer subscriptions, though you can tip her if you want. Do you remember when I mentioned the model who did diaper JOI, period pad masturbation and slow-mo peeing? She’s got a couple clips for €5,55, or you can subscribe for €2,22 and get access to everything she’s done. In any case, there are lots of free previews so you know exactly what you’re getting into. You paying attention, OnlyFans? This is how you move units!
Scat Portal also offers live scat streams, which I’m not sure I’ve seen anywhere else in my decade of professional masturbation. As I type this up, only one model has a show on the schedule and it ain’t for another three days. Given the rarity of the niche, this feature has high potential as the platform continues to pick up users with a predilection for poo-poo. They’ve even built a set of filters that could rival the well-known cam platforms, which suggests they’re dead fucking serious about getting a whole bunch of scat performers online. The big-name sites typically don’t let their camgirls take dumps on camera, so where else are you going to go to watch that kind of thing live?
Scat is a small enough niche that it’s easy to recommend any site to any fan, but ScatPortal.com checks off all the boxes I would look for even on a more vanilla site. Even at this early stage of the game, the catalog is far more diverse and extensive than I would have imagined, and it’s growing fast. It’s already a treasure trove of rare content, the kind you literally can’t find on your average adult website, and it’s only going to get better as word spreads like the greasiest of feces. The free samples are probably enough for the cheapskates to crank off to, so for real, what are you even waiting for?
