Jackin Chat! Bashing the bishop, spanking the monkey, jerking off - whatever you like to call it, masturbation is a normal part of life. Most men masturbate and contrary to popular opinion, so do the women. I mean, everyone gets horny and rubbing one out as you think about the next pussy to hit can’t possibly do you any harm. Trust me, you don’t want a bunch of losers in your sperm bank. In any case, genitals are an important part of your body, and it would be surprising if you were not more than a little curious about them.
But PornDude, isn’t masturbation bad for you? Miss me with that bullshit. For starters, frequent orgasms help reduce the risk of prostate cancer and also reduce the likelihood of phimosis, tightness of the foreskin. If you feel the urge, why not just whack it off instead of hiring a disease-infested whore from the rough side of town or spend a fortune trying to coerce some pussy off some random bitch that doesn’t even know how to properly suck a cock.
Masturbation is cool, just don’t overdo it. Like any pleasurable thing in life, fapping is fucking addictive, and if you are not careful, you can become an antisocial prick who is never interested in getting a real, organic pussy like some people we know. I know I’m starting to sound more like your mother, but whatever you do, DON’T stick things down your fucking wiener. Anyone who has had a cystoscopy, an examination of the bladder using a scope inserted through the urethra, will tell you it hurts as a motherfucker.
That last part was scary as fuck, right? That’s precisely why today I’m introducing you to an online masturbation community where like-minded freaks who enjoy masturbating converge to discuss what they like getting off to, share masturbation content, and discuss everything jerkin’. Finding a place to discuss your dirty fapping habits is hard (pun intended), but have you checked JackinChat yet? Well, by the end of this review you should know why you should fucking do it.
Open masturbation discussions
According to JackinChat’s FAQ, the site was created to provide y’all freaks with a platform to discuss masturbation and other sexually related topics in a fun and interactive way. This site allows you to interact with other fap masters through live chats and posting messages on the various forums in the message board because ultimately, there are fewer exciting topics to discuss than sex and masturbation.
Needless to say, the place is strictly for adults, although I don’t necessarily enjoy being asked to confirm my age. Perhaps more importantly, the place has its door wide open to all genders and sexual orientations, and as long as you enjoy the act of cracking a nut, it doesn’t matter whether you are straight, gay, bi, man or woman, JackinChat doesn’t fucking discriminate. Also, everything on this site is 100% free, and I was pleased to discover that they don’t flood users with popups or intrusive ads. Not something I get to say about free sites every day.
A great, interactive community
Like you would expect of a site largely based on sex and masturbation, JackinChat has a large community, and if you grab an account (which is free by the way), you are not fucking leaving. You actually need to be a member to maximize your experience of the chatrooms and message boards, but it’s not mandatory. Anyway, there are plenty of discussions doing round with hundreds of masturbation freaks happily taking part. It seems like a solid community and to give you a clue of how twisted this place is, the most recent visitor was a 74-year old male from East of England! He must have recently rediscovered his libido, and with a shortage of girls willing to suck his limp cock, he was probably looking for new tips to go about bashing his bishop. There are no prizes for guessing that this place is teeming with jerking gherkins.
More ladies, please!
One thing that stands out in the message boards is the low number of women. During my tour of the message boards, I came across no more than five women, and I’m not even sure they were not the same person. I know masturbation is largely a male-centered topic as women don’t like openly admitting that they actually flip the bean, but c’mon guys. Get some fucking women in this place using whichever means necessary. You can promise them free corn dildos for fuck’s sake.
Anyway, you’ve been warned. If you are so enthusiastic about initiating conversations in the chatrooms, be assured that the majority of the replies will be from horny men. The sooner you come to terms with that reality, the better the experience will be for you.
Porn forums also need to look modern!
JackinChat has fallen into the same trap that other XXX forums fall into; awful design. I don’t know who told these folks that people are so enthusiastic talking about sex and related topics on a site that looks like it was designed in the 19th century. Maybe they gave the job to a fucking feminist who was probably trying too hard to get the recognition she fucking messed the whole thing up. I mean, no way a man with a pair of balls would do such an awful job.
The homepage welcomes you with a thin stripe with the most active topics, mostly revolving about sucking cocks and stuff. I saw a topic about the last celeb you came to. Besides that, you get a header menu, and clickable links to the users who are currently online, and a member login/signup prompt on the left. Everything else is a just a sea of plain blue, and if a member of the JackinChat team is reading this, you guys can do better than this. Fuck it, I know a few amateurs that can do a better fucking job.
Plenty of nastiness in the boards
Not only is there loads of activity when you click on the board's tab on the header menu, but the conversations are also predictably nasty. The first section is inevitably about masturbation where you can choose For Him, For Her, and Jackin Materials. For Him is all about cocks and the things that horny, sexually starved freaks do to them with their dominant hands while For Her is all about masturbation discussions revolving around women, for instance, whether they enjoy seeing guys masturbating, what they think of mutual masturbation, masturbation tools, and such crap. The Jacking Material is quite self-explanatory, but for y’all dumb fucks, it is where guys share nudes, topless snaps, their favorite nude celebrities, random porn clips and such.
I know I mentioned that JackinChat welcomes people of varying sexual orientations, but I didn’t mention that they have a forum named Rainbow Boom where gay, bisexual people and curious motherfuckers can talk about what sets their genitals on fire. There are also general forums where everything and anything not necessarily sex-related is permitted. Needless to say, it is boring as fuck unless you want to discuss the coffee shops in your area.
Why you should check out JackinChat
Naughty message boards; wanna know how other people go about their five knuckle shuffle business? The numerous message boards talking about masturbation should do you a world of good.
All sexual orientations; the site realizes that everyone gets horny regardless of their sexual orientations and have gone about making them feel welcome.
Active community; there are thousands of members which explains why the boards are buzzing with activity.
Ads free; JackinChat is a free platform, but unlike many other free adult platforms I’ve reviewed, this one doesn’t bombard you with intrusive ads or popups.
Dated design; the team behind JackinChat could have done a much better job on the design which looks old awful.
Few ladies; there are not too many ladies at JackinChat with the majority of the boards are filled with men which is anything but exciting.
Can we have more ladies in the forum, please? These guys should do whatever it takes to entice more ladies to provide a much-needed balance and make the interactions livelier. While at it, someone work on the fucking design for crying out loud.
If you love wanking and like talking about it with other wankers, JackinChat is the site for you. It is a safe place to discuss wanking without being ridiculed or looked down upon like some fucking loser. It could use a larger number of women, and the whole setup won’t be winning them awards anytime soon, but with plenty of naughty discussions going on, taking a look won’t cost you anything. Whether you decide to stick around is your decision to make.