Toon34 might sound like an innocent enough platform, but only if you’re unfamiliar with what might be the most famous rule about the internet. For those of you who may be leaving the cave for the first time, Rule #34 states thusly: “There is porn of it. No exceptions.” The principle can theoretically be applied to basically anything mundane and SFW, transforming it into something that might necessitate a pump or two of lube.
Still, you might be wondering just what kind of toons are getting the porno treatment around here. Toon34.com is a free library of porn comics and hentai, and while much of their library consists of rule 34 parodies, there’s plenty of Original Content to shake your dick at, too. The platform gets about 1.5 million visitors a month, which would be impressive numbers even without all the competition out there. Let’s see what kind of X-rated drawings are drawing in the nerds and the pervs, shall we?
Hotter than the Comic Shop and without the Smell
Toon 34 ain’t the sleekest looking hentai archive on the web, with a relatively simple but clean presentation. The number in the logo might hint at the perversion within, though there’s nothing inherently dirty about the O’s being turned into cartoon eyes. It’s a basic interface, sure, but without any clutter, it doesn’t distract at all from the colorful eye candy that greets you the moment you land.
Ironically, most of the front-page spread as I type this up is OC, but I did spot a few Rule 34 parodies on the way in. There’s an 11-page porn comic riffing on Spider Man, a homemade BDSM Helltaker story with better art than the official version, a filthy grown-up version of Gravity Falls, and a Star Wars comic with kinkier sex toys than the usual light sabers. I bookmarked a Harley Quinn strip, too, just so I wouldn’t lose track of it when it was time to beat off.
As much as I love the unauthorized, sexed-up parodies at Toon34.com, I was pretty thrilled by all the fresh characters with their tits out, too. Other featured and recently dropped comics include hookups between goblins and elves, furry dog lady sexcapades, 3D stepfamily shenanigans, and a 25-page futanari monster cosplay adventure.
All in all, Toon 34 carries the kind of fantastic and freaky variety of content I expect from a good hentai site. Their Genres index is a little underwhelming with just one entry, Doujinshi, but the Tags indices for both Comics and Hentai Manga are stellar. You see a lot of sprawling, unwieldy lists of keywords in the niche, and while the menu here is way wider than on a typical tube, they’ve done a hell of a job curating the keywords, complete with illustrative thumbnails.
As I type this up, the top Comics tags include Big Breasts (nearly 14,000 comics), Blowjobs (over 8000 entries), and Oral Sex (nearly 5000 pole-smoking scenes). All the X-rated standards are covered, and since this is a hentai site, the fetishism gets deep and depraved. Crank it to thousands of furry comics, inflation and cumflation tales, monster pornos, paizuri tomfoolery and a whole lot more.
Your Favorite Characters, Now with Nipples
If I have one minor complaint about the general setup at Toon34.com, it’s just that the distinction between hentai and comics is a little vague. They’ve got separate sections set up for each, with different lists of tags, parodies and characters, but there’s so much overlap that it might be more trouble than it’s worth. I found myself looking for the same things among the menus in either section.
Either way, there are thousands of X-rated Rule 34 parodies to explore at Toon 34. The selection is heavier on the longer list in the Porn Comics Parodies section, but you’ll see the same big-eyed anime imagery everywhere. The size alone makes this section an easier place to start, but you can always type your favorite video games, cartoons, comic books and movies into the search bar if you already know what you’re looking for.
As I type this up, the most liked parodies include 1500 Pokemon comics, half as many based on Naturo, and half that number imagining Ben 10 as a perverted adult. Dragon Ball is as perennially popular here as elsewhere, and yes, you’ll even find a bunch of homegrown Simpsons stuff. For whatever reason, that section is thumbnailed with the Fairly OddParents, but Bart was getting up to some seriously naughty hijinks within the collection.
The tagging goes deeper than just the overall parody, too, with a couple extensive directories of parodied Characters. A legal-aged Gwen Tennyson is the top cartoon babe right now, followed by gals like Hinata Hyuga, furries like Loona, superheroines like Raven, as well as the extremely shapely Helen Parr.
I typed Chun Li into the search bar at the top of the screen. This was actually my first time using Toon34’s search function, and I like the little embedded box of results that lets you keep your current view. I was also impressed by the thunder-thighed Street Fighter’s catalog of illustrated smut, which unfolded into six pages of galleries, comics and doujins. Yatta!
You’ll Never Run Out of Porn Comics Again
I’ve hinted a few times already about the insane size and scope of the Toon 34 library, which seems to stretch on and on in every nasty direction. The overlap between the comics and hentai section makes it a little difficult to get a precise number, but there’s at least 35,000 comics, doujins and nudie art galleries in the catalog. The numbers break down to about 33.6 thousand entries in the Porn Comics section, and another 6.7 thousand files under Hentai Manga. My total estimate is on the conservative side.
The library is growing at a truly absurd pace, too. I’m not sure how they’re sourcing comics, but check out the upload dates on the latest material. They’re adding new content every few minutes, amassing a stash of adult artwork that could rival any museum, library, or secret bedside box of skin rags.
One of the very latest comics is a 12-page, full-cover tale called Night Shift Patrol 6. The cover looks professional as hell, and the tags let me know I’d chosen right: Bondage, Foot Fetish, Monster and Threesome. Toon 34 doesn’t have the fanciest baked-in comic book reader, but the full-page view lets you flip the pages at a click or tap of the screen.
The story opens with a serious and heavy situation popping off at the headquarters of the Pussycat Cult. By the third page, we’re getting glimpses of cat-girl poon and some restrained cock jerking, and then homeboy gets his face forced between a pair of shapely cheeks. “Just eat it, willya!” There’s some gory monster BDSM, then some bound dick riding before some adventuring that leads to a cliffhanger.
Between the high-quality artwork and the filthy storyline, I’m hoping to see more of this artist, but this their only current work at Toon34. There’s a Download button, so I was also hoping to save it for my permanent offline stash, but it wasn’t working when I visited today. I’m sure all the collectors in the audience already have their third-party downloader plugin ready to start plundering, but I bet that Download button gets fixed soon.
As I wrap this up, I’ve just begun flipping through one of the top comics of the week. It’s a 19-page bit of illustrated GILF porn called Granny Fumiko, and man, grandma is a fucking freak! She’s got absolutely enormous jugs and a predilection for humping in amazon position, which is frankly a good fit for that beefy body. I have the weirdest boner right now, and honestly, I think I’d better go take care of it before I make a real mess.
I spun by Toon34.com today expecting to beat off to some Rule 34 parodies, but the vast and varied catalog of depravity exceeded my expectations. The spread of parodies is fantastic, don’t get me wrong, with thousands of popular characters doing all kinds of nasty shit you’d never see in the official versions. Their catalog includes plenty of OC on top of the familiar faces, and with a selection leaning hard into every kink and fetish, even the real perverts will come away satisfied. So, what are you beating off to first?
