ORSM

By the introduction of orsm.net, I was expecting much more. This is a solid website filled with pornographic videos that I am sure you will enjoy, since why the fuck would I even be suggesting this shit. However, there are some ups and downs you should know about, so keep on reading.

First of all, the site introduces itself as ‘the best thing to happen to online porn’ or some shit like that, and honestly dude, who the fuck are you kidding? I mean, sure, the shit that is offered is solid and all, but I’ve seen other amateur porn sites that were much fucking better. So, please get off your pedestal since you do not deserve to be on it.

I really hate when the sites introduce themselves in such a way, especially when they are full of shit. In the beginning, you will get to read even more crap this dude has to say about himself, and I say ‘dude’ because he is writing in the first person.

Honestly, it would not surprise me if this site was run by one person, because that is how it fucking looks like. The design is pure garbage… since sure, it offers a nice gray layout, but then it has that orange shit on the sides which ruins everything around. Well, I am not here to talk only about the design, I am here to tell you all the shit you can expect here.

The usual menu will be on the side, with some shit offered on top as well, but that is not really that important. I mean, if you love to watch free cams, which is the crap you have on top, then visit Chaturbate or other mainstream cam sites that are actually good, and not the ones that a site that looks like this has to offer.

You can open the archives of the site, where all of the crap they have posted will be listed by the months. Keep in mind that the crap on their site dates back to the 2000s, which was fucking great to see. This just means that there will be so much shit for you to enjoy that you will never get bored. But, do not worry I am here to see if the videos/images they have to offer are actually worth the visit.

I’d say that their content really depends on the month… since sometimes I was offered some shitty articles that nobody gives a crap about, and where you have some links that will take you to other websites. That is nice and all, but who the fuck gives a shit about that?

On the other hand, when I opened some other archives I actually got some amazing crap that I know everyone will like. For example, one of the archives had plenty of gorgeous women sorted into some weird categories, and all of them offered naughty images appropriately sorted by the given tags. I mean, that was just fucking amazing!

While I am not a big fan of masturbating to pictures, that does not mean that I cannot enjoy the images overall, especially of chicks who are as hot as these beauties. I love to watch the pornographic videos and wank my fellow with that, but there is not an actual section only for that shit.

You will have to list the homepage and find the videos that are offered instead, and honestly, they are quite fucking hot but not good enough. I say this because the usual quality the clips are offered in is solid, and I understand that that is because most of the shit here is amateur, but I still expect to see a better quality overall.

Now, for all of you weirdos, you should know that you can download any of the clips here, and you do not even have to register. Though, why would you want to download free pornography? That literally makes no sense, I meant the shit is free, whenever you want to watch it, just visit the site and watch it…

For the rest of the options that are offered here are quite fucking random and plenty of them were unnecessary if you ask me. You have tons of articles explaining different shit, and honestly, I could not be bothered to actually read. If you want to put an ad on this site, you can, but you also have to read their shit.

I knew from the beginning that they allow people to put ads on their site, because I was welcomed by a bunch of them, including pop-ups. Now, that shit really makes me annoyed, especially when I am in the right mood to watch some hot pornography.

There is also a section called ‘priceless pics’ where I expected to see beautiful women, but I was welcomed with meme-wannabes. Plenty of semi-funny images with captions and all that shit, and the images are not even HD or solid quality…

If you came here to see some HD pornography, then you might be better off going somewhere else instead. But if you came here to watch amateur videos and browse through thousands of incredibly porn galleries, then orsm.net is the right place for you.