What’s up, you naughty little freak?! I think I’ve more than fulfilled my New Year’s Resolution. I spent the first two months talking about anything other than OnlyFans. And honestly, it was pretty damn fun!
I can’t believe I almost missed out on all that delicious mainstream porn, simping for girls on OnlyFans! Haha! Well, just like I promised, I’m right back to the OnlyFans content! Except, we won’t be doing OnlyFans this month.
Instead, we’ll be doing one of OnlyFans’ many competitors. See, the thing about a monopoly is that it very rarely lasts forever. It’s only a matter of time before competition comes knocking! And that competition might not be the next best thing.
But it’s enough to split the user base of the current best thing. And OnlyFans is no exception. Since OnlyFans’ rise, there have been A LOT of knock-off sites popping up. Everyone dismissed it at first.
We all looked at Fansly like, “Aww! That’s cute. It’s trying to be like OnlyFans!” Now, girls are actively moving from OnlyFans to Fansly. And I didn’t even mention the number of girls who decided to start their own adult platform!
Honestly… In a cam girl ecosystem like this, it feels like everybody wins! Guys like us get a wider variety of content. Girls get multiple avenues of income. And all the companies get a small boost from OnlyFans.
Even OnlyFans gets users from some of the smaller sites. Some girls get their start on the smaller sites like LoyalFans, then they decide to go big time and move to OnlyFans! It’s a whole fucking thing. And it’s beautiful!
The site that I’m reviewing is a little different today. Let me ask you a question… What if you wanted to skip all the content? I mean, everyone knows what you want. You know what you want. The girl you’re jerking off to knows what you want.
Have you ever wanted to skip the bullshit and talk to your favorite pornstar directly? Just text her or call her? That’s right, my friend! You can tell where I’m getting out. Now, you can do all of that!
Today, we’ll be talking about a site that I’ve wanted to talk about for a LONG time. This month, we’re diving into the world of SextPanther! When I was looking at OnlyFans and OnlyFans-like sites, I noticed a few girls had an account on this site.
It was usually the popular ones. The ones you want to call. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! I mean, you can just straight up call your favorite pornstar? It was only a matter of time before I dedicated a whole fucking arc to reviewing SextPanther profiles!
So, here we are! We’re at the start of our SextPanther arc! We’ll be looking at all the hottest girls you can speak to directly! That means, no signing up for VIP membership just to wait for them to not reply to your DMs.
I mean, on OnlyFans, who even knows if the girl you think you’re talking to is the girl you’re actually talking to! Haha! Well… I guess you could say the same here… I guess you’ll just have to trust ‘em! Haha!
Today, we’ll be looking at the SextPanther profile of Lily Lane — Hot BDSM, dommy mommy, suicide girl! There will ALWAYS be a place for girls like this in everyone’s heart! Who the fuck wouldn’t wanna be dominated by a badass bitch covered in tattoos?!
Lily Lane has a hell of a story to her. She started her career back in 2012. So, she’s been in the game for a while. Apparently, she got into it with her ex-husband. So, she wanted to leave and express her sexuality on her own terms!
That’s something we all love to see! Why give your pussy to some asshole when millions of men would die for it?! She got her start sending photos to Joanna Angel’s porn studio Burning Angel.
And since then, she’s been on a tear in the porn world, filling every subby little perv with dominatrix fantasies! You can find her performing in all sorts of fetish categories. I’m talking anal, double penetration (including anal), gangbangs, squirting, etc…
Real hardcore stuff! She’s even got a couple of pretty impressive porn movies under her belt. I’m talking, premium fetish porn! You should check her out in Jessica Drake Is Wicked. Lily Lane even got nominated for a bunch of awards for these performances!
To my knowledge, Lily Lane has been nominated for 10 awards! Those rewards include the 2014 Inked Awards Feature of the Year, the 2016 AVN Awards for Best Group Sex Scene, the 2017 AVN Awards for Best Group Sex Scene, the 2018 AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene” (That one was for Anal Punishment for Lame Millennials)...
Imagine getting nominated for an award for the most outrageous sex !? You wanna know who ended up winning? Mai Ly. She isn’t the most popular, but that girl’s a fucking freak! Haha!
Lily Lane is well-known for her dangerous-looking tattoos. The kind of tattoos that tell you they like a little bit of pain with their pleasure… Perfect for curious little degenerates like you! Haha! She’s recently gotten into MILF content.
It’s not like you can stay young forever, right? Anyway, that’s enough glazing for now… Let’s get into what you can expect on her SextPanter profile! I’m sure reading all of that made you want to find out more about Lily for yourself!
Lily Lane SextPanter
It took me a little while to get used to SextPanther’s layout, but I think I’ve got the hang of it now. It seems like you already have to have been an adult creator to start on SextPanther. That means, there aren’t a lot of amateur newbies shooting their shot like on OnlyFans.
If you’re used to the way OnlyFans and Fansly do things, it’s gonna take some getting used to for you, too! Because the models have to already have a history of adult entertainment, each bio is A LOT more effort than what you’ll find on OnlyFans.
That could also be because there’s not much upkeep required for their profile! Haha! It’s not like they’re trying to have a strong online presence here. The whole thing is just to be available. Speaking of which, you’ll be able to see when they’re online.
And Lily Lane is not online; the online status will tell you how long it’s been since they were last online. You can see Lily Lane’s ranking at the top right of the page. It took me a while to get it, but Lily Lane is currently the #313 ranked pornstar on the site.
Everyone has their own thing going on. Some girls are pornstars, some girls are cam girls, some girls are content creators, etc. They’ll be ranked based on that. But there’s also a universal ranking!
And right now, Lily Lane’s overall ranking is #2550. Which is… Honestly, not very good. Haha! Kind of middle of the road. Along with that, she has about 3000 likes. It’s not exactly looking great for her right now compared to a lot of the other girls.
But that does look pretty good for you, though… Because that means, there’s WAY more of a chance she actually answers your messages! Haha!
Talking With Lily Lanes
You can reply to Lily Lane’s bio for $3.50. Which, if you ask me, is pretty fucking steep! Especially for someone with mid-tier rankings! Haha! With the simps you find online, though, it never matters how high that number is!
Every text message you send Lily will cost you $3.50. But replying to her will cost you nothing. If you wanna send her a picture of your dick, it’ll cost you $10. If you wanna send her a video of your dick, it’ll cost you $15!
If you wanna send an audio recording of you beating your dick, that’ll cost you $10. Calling costs $25 per minute, and video calls costs $65 per minute. Lily Lane’s not exactly the most active model on SextPanther, though. She’s got just more than 100 uploads, with about 3 of them being videos.
And her last picture was uploaded a month ago. Pretty tame stuff. I know I really sold her at the beginning of this blog! Haha! Lily Lane kind of undersells herself on her own profile page!
What I Like
I mean, when are you gonna be able to sext with a suicide girl MILF? I’d take that opportunity while it’s still there!
What I Don’t Like
Lily Lanes isn’t exactly the most active girl on SextPanther. Her content is pretty weak, to be honest… But honestly, if you want a
real taste of her, you’re gonna have to go to her
real content!Is It Worth The Price?
Man… This is real subjective. If you fucking need to beat your dick to Lily Lane in real time, can you even put a price on that? Haha! Well, I don’t know what the standard on SextPanther is yet, but I’m gonna say no. I’m sure you can do better!
Conclusion
Lily Lane is a hot, tattooed MILF with a real hardcore resume! Her content might be weak here, but this girl fucks like a demon! If you’re willing to drop $65 per minute… You can have a taste of that for yourself!
