Now, depending on where about you live in the world, it's more than likely that you have strolled down a particular side street or the outskirts of a town or city and found your wandering eyes veering towards a particularly sleazy looking establishment that is looking ominous as fuck as much as it is calling out your name and inviting you to come inside.
I'm talking about the kind of establishments that are treading a fine line between being discreet and audaciously in your face with neon lighting that invites you to step in and indulge in whatever kind of sensuality they have to offer. Yep, I'm talking about no other than those sleazy as fuck massage establishments that seem to be open 24 hours a day.
The thing is, though, there are a lot of people who often find themselves immensely curious what goes on inside these neon-lit massage parlours and equally find themselves wondering who the fuck is going for a rubdown at 4 am in the morning. The only problem? Well, a lot of people don't have the balls to step inside because of the general fear of the unknown and, more importantly, the chance that the friends or family might spot them coming out with the smell of sleaze clinging to their clothes on their balls drained empty.
Luckily, though, you don't actually have to go inside a massage parlour to understand what goes on inside them these days. After all, there are plenty of erotic massage porn tube sites out there that are giving you a fly on the wall look and, in today's review, I'm about to take a look at one of them because I've heard a lot of chatter on the porn streets about a platform called Rubandfuck.com and, today, I wanna find out whether this is a site as sleek as some of the oiled up titties that you can find inside of an erotic massage parlour near you.
What is Rubandfuck.com?
Rubandfuck.com is a site that has definitely found a very slick and oiled-up niche for itself because it promises to bring you a curated collection of massage porn videos that generally revolve around some of the most intense rub downs and oiled-up sex that you have ever seen before. The site is free to use and, amongst the various erotic porn categories featured on it, you can find everything from amateur erotic massages and Asian massage sex to girls getting fucked in the arse after a rub down and oiled up creampies.
What's the Erotic Massage Porn Like on Rubandfuck.com?
Now, how about you grab some baby oil and make sure your balls are full? After all, it’s time for me to take you inside this slick and slippery collection of erotic rub down porn to see what it’s all about!
1. Latina MILF Gets Devoured After an XXX Massage - When this nervous looking guy stepped into an erotic massage joint on the wrong side of town and came face-to-face with a busty Latina MILF who looked as though she had been giving erotic rubdowns for decades at this point, it seemed as though he would not be able to deliver much on the XXX front because of just how damn nervous he was. However, you should never judge a book by its cover, and this is also the kind of massage carried out by a Latina MILF who really knows how to put you at ease. As she manages to choose to seduce and tease this motherfucker during an hour long and heavily oil drenched massage, he is quickly sent into sexual overdrive and when he gets his happy ending it's safe to say that he devours every last inch of this big booty Latina to give her the kind of baby oil drenched orgasms that have her screaming so damn hard everybody in the waiting room at the erotic massage parlour can hear!
2. A Slippery Nuru With Destiny Dixon - If you want to know what to look for when you're choosing the right kinda woman to deliver you with a nuru massage, then you should definitely go for one who is packing some seriously big tits because they feel incredible when they’re dripping in baby oil and being trailed all along your back. That's exactly what this guy gets in this incredible piece of nuru massage porn that stars the incredible Destiny Dixon. After a sensual rubdown in the shower where she cleans every inch of his body while standing naked next to him, she takes him into a soothing massage room. She delivers him with a sleazy but sensual experience that has his dick rock hard, and it soon gets milked dry between her gigantic tits before she gets drenched in cum!
3. Petite Czech Nymph Gets a Twitching Creampie - This massage parlour doesn't look sleazy in any way, shape, or form, but it is one that is run by a very petite nymphomaniac from the Czech Republic, and while she might look adorable on the surface, she is not the kind of bitch to be underestimated. In particular, this is the kind of central European nymphomaniac who craves the hot sperm of men being pumped inside of her tiny pussy, and after delivering some of the most intensely sensual massage experiences many men have ever gone face-to-face with before, it's safe to say that is precisely what she often gets. This scene is no exception and the creampie that comes is one that you genuinely do not want to miss because you get to see every single twitch of the shaft of the cock pumping sperm inside of her ass the balls empty and the look of satisfaction on her baby oil drenched body is all you need to know about just how obsessed with being bred this bitch is.
The Design of the Tube Site
Rubandfuck.com begins with a white and baby blue logo on a black background that is in two different fonts of text. After this, you see a search engine that allows you to see any particular erotic massage porn you have in mind, as well as a main menu that takes you to the homepage, erotic massage categories, content tags, and featured pornstars.
Before the video collection on the homepage begins, you will see a very boring introduction that just reads curated massage porn videos. Below this is a collection of erotic massage porn videos that are currently being watched, as well as a second one that shows you the most viewed scenes on the site. Both of them display the videos largely the same, and you will see that they are displayed side-by-side with each other and come with a thumbnail, a view count, a duration, and a title.
What I Like Most About it
Rubandfuck.com definitely seems to have a pretty decent following of people who are obsessed with the whole erotic massage porn genre because you will quickly see that many of the videos have racked up thousands of views from people who love nothing more than seeing a baby oil-soaked porn adventure that often ends with hot, sticky jizz sprayed everywhere.
And if you are wondering just how diverse a collection like this can be, then you will probably be pleasantly surprised because a lot of people assume that the erotic massage can get pretty boring rather quickly. You will find everything inside of this collection from nymphomaniacs from the Czech Republic and Ebony to Latina MILFs and even massage porn threesomes, all of which are drenched in baby oil and sperm!
I also liked that there is a handy navigation feature on the homepage of the site that, when you hover your cursor over the video thumbnail, allows you to see a slideshow preview of the action contained within it. Overall, this will let you navigate through the collection without having to leave the search results landing page. Trust me, this site needs every navigational tool that it can get because it is equally not exactly easy for you to make your way around it, as I'll explain in the next section.
What I Don’t Like
Rubandfuck.com has sadly made a pretty critical error when choosing what kinds of advertisements to slap on its site. I found that whenever I clicked on pretty much any element of the platform, I was constantly dragged to some bullshit third-party platform I had no intention of visiting in the first place. Yep, that is annoying as fuck!
Suggestions I Have for Rubandfuck.com
It's a shame, really, because Rubandfuck.com definitely has more than enough room to put some non-intrusive banner ads all over the site, but instead, they have opted for forced redirect advertisements that really impact negatively on the overall porn experience. They will no doubt put a lot of people off this site, so I would suggest the platform start stepping away from those forced redirect ads as soon as possible.
Conclusion
If you can go ahead and ignore the fact that there are some seriously annoying forced redirect advertisements in place on this platform, Rubandfuck.com is otherwise a site that can deliver you with a pretty hefty collection of erotic rubdown porn that is drenched in so much baby oil it could make a particular country consider invading it!
