UncutMaza1! A few weeks ago, I was searching for more desi dick-stroking sites since you cock-jerkers can’t seem to get enough of them. I’ve already dropped a few more in the list, but today, I want to talk about one of the other sites I found while searching for more brown butts and boobs. This one is called UncutMaza1; it sounds familiar, right?
Yeah, I’ve already reviewed another site called “UncutMaza,” which is a similar desi and Indian porn site that you chicken chokers should check out. But don’t get it twisted; UncutMaza1 is its own debaucherous corner of the internet for you fuckers looking for more desi dimes to add to your fap stash.
However, instead of being a site that’s all about shaky phone camera amateur fuck flicks, this one’s about polished love scenes. I know what you’re thinking: “Desi countries don’t make porno, fuck-face.” Sure, South Asia ain’t the destination to make full-on fuck flicks. But they damn sure have a reputation for their drama shows and erotic softcore porno.
I might be going out of bounds with this one. I know, me, The Porn Dude, watching softcore pornography? I might as well turn on Euphoria and watch all of Sydney Sweeney’s titty flashing scenes. Still, I’m curious to see what else I can find out there in the desi porn world, and there’s gotta be at least a bare nipple, a bare ass — something. Let’s find out, fuckers!
Like Brazzers, but with no nudity
I didn’t worry about anything else. I went straight to the videos to see how these compared to my usual desi dick-stroking sessions. I skimmed through a few scenes, made sure my pecker was polished in case a titty popped out, and edged for about twenty minutes while I watched a few couples “fuck.” For all I know, they could’ve been fucking dry humping.
It took about forty minutes for me to realize that tits, pussy, and ass ain’t abundant here. Keep in mind, I’ve watched softcore smut before, so I know that not showing genitals as often is the fucking point. But this shit? It’s like the director told the characters, “Just make out and hug in your underwear; nobody will know the difference.” Fuck that shit!
Not only do you see no tits, pussy, or ass in these scenes, but the fucking doesn’t even seem real. And the whole time, they’re covering their tits and turning their bodies away from the camera. Is this even porn? It’s a damn shame, too; some of these sluts are fine as fuck — even hotter than the usual desi dimes I stroke my stiffy to.
The best way I can describe these scenes would be like if Brazzers made porno with no nudity. And we’d all fucking hate them for it, right? I’m not saying that I hate UncutMaza1, but it sure as shit ain’t the desi dick-stroking site where you’ll see full-on fucking. Some scenes get close to showing nudity, but it’s side-boob at best, which isn’t ideal when you came to see an Indian chick with F-cups getting titty-fucked.
Hot desi roleplay web series
When you pull up UncutMaza1, you’ll notice a shitload of thumbnails with episode numbers. You probably won’t recognize any of these bitches in the episodes. But I have a damn good feeling you wankers will be searching up these chicks later. Although you’ll find plenty of pervy sites on my desi list, UncutMaza1 probably has them all beat when it comes to beauty.
However, when talking about everything else, several things hold UncutMaza1 back from being an instant cum-filled classic. The first thing, obviously, is the lack of nudity and on-screen sex. Are they even really fucking? Every sex scene feels like it’s for a drama show with an intimacy coordinator. What the fuck is that shit? People cum from this?
Maybe if you’re not used to seeing bare tits fucking massive schlongs, or a bubble butt shooting out a creampie, this shit would be arousing. To me, I feel like I’m constantly waiting for this “hot web series” to heat the fuck up. And do they always use the same positions? Why are these bitches so afraid of splooge splashes to the face? I have more questions than answers, my dudes — and my dick’s just as confused as I am.
Another thing that I don’t get is why the hell this “roleplay series” is the only type of sex scenes they have. This is supposed to be a desi porn tube. With no sex or nudity, I might as well settle for another shaky phone video of some slut from Pakistan throating her man’s meat. Does UncutMaza1 even plan on uploading regular hardcore sex videos? Or is it a bullshit softcore site that’s just going to give you gooners blue balls?
Just a plain ol’ porn tube
Let’s switch gears for a minute and talk about the website itself. I’ll get back to the videos and the verdict later, but for right now, I’m tired of talking shit about UncutMaza1’s lack of titties and pussy. Besides, even though it’s not ideal for desi hardcore fuck flicks, maybe some of you perverts are into these corny-ass drama episodes with half-assed love-making scenes.
In my opinion, you’d be better off turning on Spartacus or one of those old Starz or HBO shows, but that’s just me. At the end of the day, UncutMaza1’s just a plain ol’ porn tube. Just like the scenes, there ain’t nothing special about it — but that’s kind of half the charm of sites like this if you’re into these scenes. It’s fully functional on all devices, and from what I’ve seen, there aren’t too many ads.
Sure, I could bitch about a lack of proper filtering, tagging, categories, and organization, but what the hell would you honestly expect from a site like this? I’m not saying it’s a piece of shit, but it ain’t supposed to be that special either. I don’t think UncutMaza1 is ready for a regular crowd of cock-jerkers. It’s more like that site that you accidentally stumble upon — and at this point, cumming might happen by accident, too.
Overall, it’s a solid site for what it is (and if you like softcore sissy porn), but it’s got a hell of a way to go considering all the competition out there. In UncutMaza1’s defense, it’s just a tube site. I don’t think they’re out here trying to be the Pornhub exclusively for desi dimes, because if so, they’re off to a fucking atrocious start.
The pros and cons of UncutMaza1
Is UncutMaza1 worth adding to your fap stash? By now, you should already have an idea who the hell this kind of site is for: Mormons. You won’t find a lot of Mormon Indian chicks, but this is basically the kind of sex they allow until marriage. And honestly, you really can’t even count it because you never see penetration. It’s a fucking shame, honestly.
On top of the lack of tits, pussy, and ass, what’s with all these bullshit drama scenes? The sex scenes are shitty enough, and the actors are like a bunch of horned-up Nicholas Cages running around, kicking ass, and fucking “aunties” and “bhabies.” And when it comes to the fucking, they drop the ball — that’s the most important fucking part. So, what about the good shit you’ll find on UncutMaza1?
UncutMaza1 isn’t my first choice for finding desi dimes, but they sure as hell have a shitload of them. Sure, occasionally you’ll have to wade through a bunch of old “aunties” that don’t do it for your dick, but don’t worry, sometimes you’ll find one that’s as hot as Lisa Ann. If only she would take her fucking clothes off, though.
Another pro for UncutMaza1 is that it’s simple, navigation is easy, and I didn’t notice too many ads. Going back to what I was saying earlier, UncutMaza1 nails the user interface, but it’s missing a hell of a lot of features that many of the top porn tube sites are using these days. The ones I mentioned earlier, such as the filters, tagging, and categories, are the bare minimum — something I’d like to see in the future.
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Is UncutMaza1 fucked? I wouldn’t say that necessarily, but I sure as hell ain’t going to put them at the top of my favorite desi dick-stroking sites. I expect to see a shitload of changes over here. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt; for all I know, it’s a new site, and they’re trying to straighten shit out.
But next time I come back, I'd better see nipples, ass, tits getting fucked, asses getting gaped — the works. Desi porn is only getting more popular, and more South Asian sluts than ever are starting to use their smartphones to make homemade fuck flicks. Why not bring those bitches over to the site? I guess we’ll see what happens, wankers.
As for the verdict, give it a fap, but don’t expect butt-fucks and gangbangs here, gooners — at least not for now. Still, check it out; they might’ve made some updates. Enjoy, and as always, happy fapping, fuckers!