Zizki

Porn comes in many diverse forms. Since man first scratched shapes in the mud with a branch, tits, and ass have been his favorite theme. Over the many millennia since those days, we’ve come a long way from drawing buffalo in the muck and mire. Now we have ultra high-def 5K porn displayed on seventy-inch curved screens that make reality appear like an out-of-focus anime.

We All Cum From Somewhere

Yet, as the pornoverse evolves, it doesn’t ignore its origins. Many aging forms of porn are still appreciated to this day, even though they become more antiquated by the day. Some folks prefer to stick to the doctrine that they don’t make them like they used to.

Of all the old-school varieties of porn still existing, comics are probably the most popular. It’s a fantastic blend of storyline, illustration, and smut. Comics give the imagination a foothold to run wild with and uncover new layers of your perversion. That's why comic sites such as Zizki are still so trafficked.

One of the best things about porn comics is that the possibilities are endless. If a person can imagine it, that thing can be drawn on a comic strip. Because of this, some of the most twisted, disturbing, post-traumatic stress disorder-inducing porn you’ll ever see comes in comic form.

Comics on sites like Zizki help meat beaters divide their penile life from real existence. Shit that would be too fucked up to watch in real life can be enjoyed through animation with far less shame. By nature, illustrations can't be as perverted as live action. At least, that's what I tell myself, but as it turns out, anime can be far worse.

While porn comics are produced all over the world, most people think of Japan or Asia. That makes sense. Asia definitely produces the highest quality and most-read porn comics on the planet. That's why Zizki maintains a healthy supply.

A Titty History Lesson

Everything has a story. Porn comics didn't gain popularity in Asia for no reason. Throughout its modern history, porn comics were the only way to get your hands on smut in Asia. Particularly in Japan. Of course, that led Japan to create porn by any means necessary. Guys are creative when it comes to busting nuts. Where there is a will, there is a way. Take traditional porn away from men, and they'll find ways to create their own smut. No force in the universe is strong enough to stop men from playing pocket pool.

Man's inventiveness knows no limits when it comes to slinging ropes. The same mind that built the first plane and landed men on the moon is the same mind that designed the Fleshlight. Why do you think astronauts were willing to take such a significant risk as going to the moon? It's because they knew the pussy would be on tap if they made it home. Everything always boils down to pussy. It makes the world go around.

To see the extremes guys are willing to go to for a nut, look no further than prison. Dudes build fuck dolls out of toilet paper rolls, chewed gum, melted toothbrush handles, and wet newspaper. It's barbaric, but it gets the goddamn job done, and that's all that matters.

And we all know they get more intense than even that. Straight guys will get up in a dude's anus while gazing at their toilet paper doll. Whatever it takes to penetrate a moist warm hole with our wangs.

Personally, I'll take a comic on Zizki over a newspaper doll and gay anal sex any day of the week, but if I had been imprisoned for the last thirty years, I might think differently. My sexual circumstances have never been desperate. I get more pussy than I know what to do with. That's why I don't commit crimes. You won't even catch me speeding. You can't safely speed and get road head at the same time.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, you pathetic bastards have been desperate for pussy since you grew your first pubic hair. From a young age, you guys knew no bitches would ever want to bone you. In a way, it's somewhat of a blessing to have been so self-aware from a young age. It's like being blind from birth. You don't know what you're missing out on.

Plus, it's given you the opportunity to really focus all your sexual attention on masturbation and porn watching. You would never have gotten so good at beating your meat if you were distracted by the hope of getting gash. Instead, you've been able to spread your wings and jack off with the best of them to comic porn on Zizki. You would have never had the wherewithal to become a Porn Dude fan and discover such a wonderful comic porn site as Zizki. Give yourself a little credit where credit is due.

The Soccer of Smut

One of my favorite aspects of comic porn is that so much of it is being created every day. Filming decent live-action porn videos requires a lot of expensive supplies. You need high-quality HD cameras, lighting, boom mics, a set, and all the accouterment. And that doesn't even include the most expensive part: people. You need actresses, stunt cocks, gaffers, camera people, and a host of other motherfuckers.

Comics don't require any of that bullshit. In its simplest form, you only need a pen and a piece of paper. Even the poorest mother fuckers can borrow a pen and pad to draw some tits.

Comic porn is like the soccer of smut. Soccer is so popular across the world because it doesn't take any supplies. All you need is two sticks for a goal. Nat Geo did an article a while back about kids making balls with garbage. The same can be said about the universal popularity of hip-hop.

Zizki never stops adding content to its archives. How could they? The admin is probably buried in options. It would be harder not to add content. They can't fucking help it. They must be overwhelmed. I bet they could hire thirty content curators and still not catch up.

However, because there is such a flooded comic market these days, finding the best shit is challenging. While I appreciate that any random perv off the street with a pencil can draw some titties, it makes finding shit that's worth my precious time harder than it needs to be.

Thank goodness I'm me and know about sites like Zizki.If you need some cartoon titties in your life, then hop over to Zizki. Zizki does everything it can to make the best comic porn available to the world.

Design

The design doesn't waste space. The small main menu includes the options Home, Upgrade, Popular, Creators, Search bar, Login, and Register.

Below the menu is row after row after row of content thumbnails. They don't make clear how the thumbnails are organized, but I assume it's by most recently added.

Zizki carries comics in multiple languages, including French, German, Spanish, English, and Dutch. I get the feeling those Dutch comics get crazy. I might have to learn a new language. I'm just kidding. I don't have time for that bullshit. I have too much jerking to do.

Registering an account is not required to enjoy the site, but it does come with some perks. It removes the ads and allows you to browse all the comics in full HD. It's cheap to join, so there is no reason not to dive in. Don't you want to read this shit in HD? It's the only way.

Let Me Upgrade You

I must admit, the Zizki upgrade screen is all kinds of jacked up. First off, prices are displayed in cents. Second off, purchasing in bulk makes the subscription more expensive. A month's membership will only set you back 6932 cents. However, a six-month membership costs 7210 cents a month. To make it even more confusing, a year splits the middle and costs 6935 cents. What the fuck is happening here, Zizki?

Despite upgrade confusion, Zizki is still a superb comic porn site. It might be the only way my fans can be encouraged to read. I know how retarded you fucks are.

Comic porn continues to be popular to this day due to accessibility, ease of creation, ease of distribution, and because some places still have draconian porn laws. Zizki is one of the best comic porn sites you'll have the pleasure of coming across. I don't know about you, but I love cumming across things.

You can probably guess that my only complaint regards the bizarre upgrade pricing. It would be an easy fix to replace cents, and making bulk prices cheaper is elementary economics.

Zizki awaits your arrival with a collection of comic porn to rival anybody.