Anal Vids Big Ass! Any butt-fucking site with a straightforward name like ‘Anal Vids’ is bound to have some of the most extreme anal scenes. And when you’ve got a whole fuck flick stash from studios like LegalPorno, that’s just what you gooners get. Of course, no anal scene is complete without a big, beautiful entrance, right?
So today, I’m diving dick-first into Anal Vids’ big ass videos! I can’t be the only motherfucker who expects anal from chicks with massive asses. I get it; some chicks still won’t give up their buttholes. But we all know the best, most hardcore hotties in the biz do it with no problem. In fact, some chicks even prefer anal sex over vaginal sex.
However, anal sex just isn’t the same when a chick’s ass is too small, if you ask me. Now, I know many of you masturbators are shape-over-size kind of guys. But let’s be honest, the ass recoil from a babe with a BBL or an all-natural fat ass just makes fucking her out-hole all the better. So, here’s what I think about Anal Vids’ big ass videos!
Lots of European big booties here
Some of you masturbators might be new to Anal Vids. If so, you’re probably unaware that most of these scenes are shot in Prague, where assholes are pretty much the primary hole to dick down. With that in mind, you’re probably going to find some sluts you’ve never heard of before. But once you start stroking to their scenes, you’ll never fucking forget them, especially when it comes to their asses.
If you scroll back enough, you’ll still find older videos with big booty babes like Alexis Texas. But for the most part, many of these thots are from Europe. Trust me, that’s a damn good thing. European girls love anal, and you’ll find some of the biggest all-natural asses you’ve ever goddamn seen.
Of course, some of them have BBLs, but you won’t give a shit when their cheeks are swallowing cock. And have you ever given a shit before anyway? There are so many big booty bitches that stood out to my stiffy here on Anal Vids. That’s mainly because the studios that sell their movies here, such as LegalPorno, often feature more than one chick in their scenes.
Some of my favorite performers were babes like Ellie Springlare, Vanessa Vaughn, Blanche Bradburry, Britney Amber, and Julia Red — all caked-up masters of the almighty gape. Many of the thick thots here in Anal Vids’ big ass videos take on monster cock gangs and do DP — sometimes even triple penetration in all of their holes. If you were looking for the most hardcore gonzo butt-fucks with big booty bitches, you’ve fucking found it!
The most hardcore gonzo butt-fucks
Porn shot in Prague, especially for the European studios on Anal Vids, is no fucking cake-walk. As I said, ass-fucking’s usually a given — more like ass annihilation. You won’t find many chicks that only do vaginal dick-downs. And we’re talking about Anal Vids here, so strictly pussy pounding is pretty much an abomination on a site like this.
For the times you do see dick-in-vag action, you’ll usually see 3 dicks in the slit while another dick is in a chick’s asshole. These diabolical directors are making masturbation masterpieces — absolute fucking cinema. I feel like there should be a warning for studios this extreme. I’ll put it this way: this ain’t for pussies that only watch Brazzers roleplay fuck flicks and go “Wow, that was extreme!” Try Prague porn, perverts.
When it comes to the European studios and directors that sell smut here, you’ve got names like LegalPorno, Gonzo.com, Giorgio Grandi, and Angelo Godshack. Sure, Evil Angel is pretty fucking extreme. Hell, Angelo’s even a director for Evil Angel if that says anything. But when it comes to his own studio and the rest of these European studios and directors, this is the vale tudo of voluptuous vixens!
Clusterfuck layout loaded with big butts
You jerk-offs should have a pretty good idea about what you’re getting your dick into, so let’s talk more about the site in general. Let me preface by saying that I’m absolutely a fan of Anal Vids and all the content, especially when it comes to the thots with big butts. But can we take a minute to figure out what the fuck is going on with this site layout? The pros: it’s loaded with massive asses. The cons: it’s a goddamn clusterfuck.
As I’ve said before about Anal Vids, this is usually the type of layout you’d see on a sample porn tube. It doesn’t exactly scream ‘premium porn,’ even if that’s what it is. Plus, there aren’t any filters or sorting options available in these tagged videos. It’s a goddamn boner bummer that you’ve got to scroll so much before you can start stroking.
On the mobile site, it’s even fucking worse. Everything looks congested, and all 40,000 scenes throughout this tag are just too much to scroll through without more organization. I’ll admit, I love that there are this many scenes here; it’s the mother lode of massive asses taking monster cock. But there has to be a better way to organize these videos, and I look forward to a layout change in the future.
Porn pricing gets weird around here
If you thought the layout was confusing, the pricing gets even more fucking weird. Now, on a paid site, you’d usually have a few subscription options that give you full access. That’s what you’re expecting here, too, right? Well, you’re partially correct, but why not charge more with a pointless ticket pricing structure? That’s how Anal Vids does it, and my dick was rock hard until I saw that shit.
I can deal with a layout that’s not ideal, but the pricing should be fair. And honestly, I can’t say that about Anal Vids. Here’s how it works: you’ve got a few subscription models, like $29.90 for a month, $54.90 for two months, and $79.90 for three months. That would be more than fair pricing if that’s all you had to pay, but no, they only give you gooners a goddamn ticket pack for each month.
Your subscription only lets you exchange tickets for these videos; there’s no full access. The longer your membership is, the more tickets you’re given. They try to soften the blow by saying that members get bonus scenes and 20% off additional tickets. But that’s like getting a swift kick to the balls with Tylenol as an apology. I may be a fan of the videos, but I absolutely don’t fuck with this pricing method, my dudes!
The pros and cons of Anal Vids’ big ass videos
On the bright side of all the confusing shit that comes with Anal Vids, there are surprisingly a lot more pros than cons. But before I get into the good shit, let’s recap the bullshit. The first thing I’ll mention is the crazy-ass layout. As I said, it’s congested, and there are no filters to help all you horny bastards find the best big booty bitches.
It’s like a free-for-all fap stash here. Now, there’s good shit that comes with that, like a plethora of porn from various studios. But it should be a hell of a lot more organized than it is. So, yeah, I don’t fuck with the layout, and I’d like to see improvements in the future for all you fuckers looking to join.
Then there’s the unusual pricing structure. If you were able to get all of these videos for the standard subscription prices (more like the entry fee), I’d have nothing to bitch about. But no, they want to milk your money before you get to milk your meat. I’m all for paying for porn, but goddamn, this shit’s going to add up quickly for all you cock-jerkers.
If Anal Vids fixed all that shit I just mentioned, it’d be one hell of a dick-stroking destination. I’m not saying that it isn’t, but they’ve got some fucking work to do to iron out all the quirks. However, there’s still a lot to love about it, starting with all of these hardcore hotties and their massive asses.
I don’t know if there’s a better butt-fucking site out there for finding the most extreme pornstars, especially considering all the various studios and directors with an obsession for anal sex. There are over 40,000 tagged videos within the ‘big ass’ genre alone, and that’s not even including the other 200,000+ videos from other tags.
Plus, as a member, you can download the videos you’ve exchanged for tickets. Some sites don’t even offer that shit, but it seems like the bare minimum, right? I was glad to see that, at least. Also, even though the site needs work, I can still say it works well on all devices for streaming, which is why you wankers are here. All in all, you’ll have to take the good with the bad here. But hey, it might be worth it for you fuckers!
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With all things considered,
you cock-jerkers can’t forget the reason you’re fucking here: to see sluts with giant asses taking dicks up their shitters. If we’re talking videos alone, this is pretty much as good as it fucking gets when it comes to extreme anal porn. Is it worth it? If you’ve got the dick-stroking dough to blow, I’d say hell yes. That said, enjoy these thick thots and all their anal antics, and as always, happy fapping!
