r/BigBootiesGoneWild! Goddamn, I love Reddit. Some use this site to rant about shitty life situations. But when I'm in a sticky situation on Reddit, it's thanks to all the big booty bitches that keep me up until 3 AM while I milk my meat. I'm sure some of you strokers have heard about r/BigBootiesGoneWild. If not, I'm about to put all you perverts onto one of the best subreddits for ass worship.
It's the Louvre for dump-truck enthusiasts, with wall-to-wall clips and pics of women whose backs must ache from carrying the dreams of half the male population. Although it's mostly for true fans of big booties, you've even got incels and dudes who rage-comment in other subreddits about how "women today aren't even that hot." But r/BigBootiesGoneWild would make any fake alpha fail their NoFap vow in the first 40 seconds.
You see that shit all the time. Those are the bros bouncing between men's self-help subs and r/BigBootiesGoneWild. But hey, we all saw those upvotes and those simpy-ass comments from that derrière deep-dive last night. Go ahead and keep pretending that your four hours of pump and rump research were for "evidence on the failure of feminine society."
Regardless of why you wankers are here, r/BigBootiesGoneWild is here to satisfy your stiffy and deliver the hottest whores with the biggest backsides online. I've launched countless rod rockets into orbit here, and now I'm ready for you fuckers to know more about r/BigBootiesGoneWild. That said, here's my take on r/BigBootiesGoneWild!
A community of cum-worthy cabooses
What kind of asses do you perverts prefer? "Big booties" are a little vague, right? As an ass aficionado, I've seen more booty sizes and shapes than you fappers could fathom. And it's not just from all the glorious smut searches I enter daily, either. Personally, it's a little hard for me to choose my absolute favorite. Some days I like perky bubble butts — the kind you'd see on a slim-thick gymnast. Other days, I like the BBW type of juicy booties.
Now, regarding what I saw here in r/BigBootiesGoneWild, you gooners get a little bit of everything. You already know that most of these thots are dropping their jiggly asses low to promote their OnlyFans. You'll see all types of talent here. You've got petite thick chicks, BBWs, pawgs, ebony thick thots, and even midgets. I've noticed that the whole midget porn thing made a comeback over the last few years. For all I know, it may have never left your fap stash. Either way, we all love thick shorties.
Anyway, one of the first things I noticed in r/BigBootiesGoneWild is that many girls do similar posing positions. You've got the ones that lie down and show all their holes from the side while staring into the camera. Then you've got the behind shots, which is another angle where you'll see these chicks spreading their cheeks. You've also got pussy spreads. It's a little off-topic, sure, but at least their ass cheeks are fat enough for the shot.
Some sluts will upload pics, while other babes will post clips and GIFs. You know me; I want to see that shit move. I don't mind the pictures, and I get that some of you stroking sons of bitches prefer to let your imagination run wild. But since it's r/BigBootiesGoneWild, I'm looking for the wildest posts. And to me, you can't get that shit from pics alone. Hell, some might even say a twerk video technically isn't "gone wild." I actually agree with that.
Honestly, I was expecting r/BigBootiesGoneWild to be about sex videos with caked-up cumsluts. Is it really "gone wild" to post a twerking video? Yeah, maybe if you're a girl from fucking Utah in a strict Mormon family. But where the hell are the back shots? Where are the blowjobs with the junk in the trunk jiggling in the background? That's what I was expecting. Of course, the bio doesn't say that's what this subreddit is about, so I guess I'm cool with settling for asshole close-ups.
Another thing I noticed that rubbed me the wrong way was that not every chick in here follows the rules. And yeah, I'll admit that they made me bust a nut, too. But I thought this was all about ass? For the most part, it is. Still, sometimes you'll see bitches posting titty pics. As much as I love a nice pair of melons, that ain't what it's all about here. Hopefully, the moderators will be more strict in the future when it comes to cumsluts just posting anything and everything in here.
Although this is a community of cumworthy cabooses, I hate to report that some sluts just don't cut it for a subreddit that's all about big booties. Now, those thots with perky, yet juicy asses? They're fine; I love the bubble-butt look, even if it ain't as wide as an Evil Angel-approved ass. Think Riley Reid; her ass ain't huge, but you'd still hit it. However, some chicks in here have flat cheeks, not fat cheeks. Is there a goddamn screening process? There fucking should be. But at the end of the day, you get a hell of a lot more massive asses, and that's what counts.
The numbers speak for themselves
Any subreddit with “gone wild” in it is bound to have a buttload of weekly visitors and contributors. Reddit's famous for the whole “gone wild” thing. Hell, some of your favorite fap flick stars were discovered in some of those subreddits, and goddammit, I'm glad they were. I'm looking at the stats right now, and currently, r/BigBootiesGoneWild has over 20,000 weekly visitors and 300+ contributors. But keep in mind, those numbers are just going to keep growing, so you'll probably see more by the time you join.
Let's talk about the mods
Some subreddits have the bare minimum. You get what you fucking came for, and that's it. But I like what the moderators have done here in r/BigBootiesGoneWild with features and decoration. I appreciate that r/BigBootiesGoneWild actually has a banner, unlike some subreddits. The banner says "big booties gone wild," with a pawg's ass cheeks as the O's. I fuck with the creativity there, and yeah, that's a perfect pair of buns.
Under the banner, you also have a community highlights section. I oftentimes don't see moderators putting those to fucking use. But here, they make sure all you masturbating motherfuckers have a few go-to fap posts from the jump. They also used to have a poster of the month. I'm not sure what happened there, but it said that the page was disabled. I'd love to see them bring that shit back. Besides, I'm trying to see the best of the best booties here!
When it comes to the rules, the mods seem chill, but they definitely don't want bitches spamming promotional content and links. That's the most important rule here. And, of course, everybody who posts has to be 18+ — obviously. Yeah, you'll still see sluts using their sly tactics to turn simps into subscribers. But the mods don't want obvious promo with an OnlyFans link or social media. Then you have the other rules, like don't be a dick, and always follow Reddit's rules. Make sure you follow those, fuckers!
The pros and cons of r/BigBootiesGoneWild
Why should you join r/BigBootiesGoneWild? The first reason is evident: hundreds of hot, big booty babes. That might be enough for most of you meat beaters to go ahead and hit that link. Besides, can you ever have enough badonks on your feed? That's my go-to boner fuel, so for me, there's never enough ass. When you join r/BigBootiesGoneWild, you're also part of a giant community, with thousands of weekly visitors who love ass as much as you do.
And yeah, that goes for those red pill incognito browsers, too, because no dude with a working dick can resist. You're getting weekly pics, clips, and GIFs, and the feed is flooded with nonstop naughty nymphos showing off their best booty content. Sure, it might be to promote their OnlyFans, but why the hell do you need that shit when you've seen it all here?
Speaking of the whole OnlyFans promo thing, as I said before, the mods are chill, and they don't let the feed get mogged by link spam. But now that I'm talking about mods again, I have to bring up the cons. The first con is that the mods sometimes let a few unrelated posts slip. Titty flashers are hot, and who doesn't love a pair of perkies or double Ds? The thing is, that's not what this subreddit's for.
Another thing this subreddit doesn't stand for is flat asses. But unfortunately, the mods let those thots slip through sometimes, too. They're breaking their own rules by allowing these bitches to do whatever the hell they want, and I think it'd be a better subreddit if they cracked down on that shit. Other than that, there's still a hell of a lot more models with massive asses that make up for it. So, all in all, I think you dick-strokers would be doing your dick a disservice by not joining!
Join r/BigBootiesGoneWild for more!
You'd think I have enough favorite ass porn sites by now. But like you nut-busters, I'm an ass addict. And when you're smashing pornstars monthly and fapping to the finest pieces of ass in mainstream porno, sometimes you need a little switch-up without denying your dick its biggest weakness. For me, it's always going to be fat booties. Hell, all booties — as long as they're shaped to my liking. Sure, a few posts in here didn't meet my elite standards, but most of these cheeks do. See for yourselves, fuckers. Happy fapping!
