r/UpvoteBecauseButt! Reddit ain’t just all about finding the best bitches who share their nudes and lewds. I mean, that’s how I typically use it. But there are other ways to see wank-worthy babes without even dick-diving into the nastiest NSFW subreddits. I’m talking about the kind of subreddits with posts that make you motherfuckers ask for a chick’s Instagram username to get a better look at her all-natural fat ass.
That’s what this one’s all about, my dudes. Today, I’ve got a subreddit that’s all about upvoting glimpses of everyday hot chicks’ asses: r/UpvoteBecauseButt! Now, I know you nut-busters are used to reading about porn subreddits from me. This ain’t one of them, but I can’t say that these posts won’t make your meat harder than a diamond in December.
I found it by accident. But after seeing so many babes with beautiful butts just living life, how could I not mention it to all you masturbators? These are the types of clips you come across on social media that aren’t necessarily about a chick’s ass, but it’s the only reason you let it loop. For example, a college pawg track runner tries to beat her teammates, and her ass ends up falling out of her shorts.
Then you’ve got posts that show chicks bending over to pick up garbage, giving you gooners a view of those beautiful, fat cheeks through tight cotton. I know that this one’s a little different from my favorite fap subreddits with nude nymphos. But if you love asses as much as I do, I think you cock-jerkers will fuck with it, too. That said, here are my thoughts about r/UpvoteBecauseButt!
Everyday moments of ass
If you’re not locked up in your goon cave 24/7, you usually have everyday moments of seeing bitches’ booties when you’re out and about. It could be a caked-up MILF at the grocery store, or maybe it’s that girl at the gym while she’s working on her glutes. I know; you’re tempted to look, but you don’t want to be a fucking creep. That’s what makes this subreddit so fucking hot if you ask me.
Now, I don’t have to worry about being a creepy motherfucker. Hell, most of the time, chicks come up to me in public, and they talk about how much they love my cock and how it’s their dream to fuck me. It’s the struggle of getting too much pussy, which most of you dudes can’t relate to. So, instead, you have to find subreddits like r/UpvoteBecauseButt to satisfy your need to look at babes in public.
Even though you won’t find nudity here, I’m sure I can speak for all you degenerates out there when I say that r/UpvoteBecauseButt is a damn good concept. And there’s no better place to post those hot everyday moments of ass than right here. Most of the time, these moments of asses happen by total accident. It’s not like there’s some creep recording bitches at clubs or raves, at least not with the intention of it being all about their butts.
But you dick-strokers can’t help but notice, right? Let’s say a beautiful view goes from being all about a sunset to a drunk hottie in her two-piece bikini jumping around while her dump truck jiggles. Who’s not going to look at that shit? That’s just another example of the types of posts you’ll see here in r/UpvoteBecauseButt.
You’ll even see chicks in a fucking restaurant scrapping with employees occasionally. And we all know that when girls fight, clothes slip or tighten. I saw one of those clips here in r/UpvoteBecauseButt; thank the fucking porn gods that dime was wearing shorts that small. They were basically underwear. There was no nudity, but there wasn’t much left to the imagination, either.
One of my favorite types of posts that you’ll see in r/UpvoteBecauseButt features gymnasts. Ah, it’s my favorite sport to watch! Cheerleading is hot, too, but ladies in leotards are straight-up boner fuel. Think of all the hot gymnasts there are out there. They ain’t trying to make you motherfuckers rock hard, but how could you not be? Goddamn, I fucking love gymnastics season!
I could keep going on and on about these posts, but you perverts get the point. It’s not technically NSFW since there’s no nudity. But we all love ass, and seeing a juicy, plump dump truck ain’t limited to hardcore porn. Obviously, I prefer full nudity and hardcore fucking. But hey, we can all appreciate the daily moments of chicks and their delicious derrières! If that’s what you wankers want to see, this is the subreddit for that shit!
Over 100,000 weekly visitors & 2K+ weekly contributions
r/UpvoteBecauseButt was created on May 13, 2018. Since then, r/UpvoteBecauseButt has had hundreds of thousands of visitors and thousands of weekly contributors. These numbers might increase by the time all you jerk-offs join. But currently, there are over 100,000 weekly visitors and over 2,000 weekly contributors.
The user activity’s pretty fucking high here, given that the whole point is to spam upvotes on random moments of hot chicks and their asses. On top of that, many motherfuckers in here like to give their two cents, whether it’s asking for a chick’s username or saying something diabolical.
Regarding the mods, there are currently six of them. And just like most subreddits, they have strict rules for posting, with the main one being to stay on topic. They don’t want any bitches promoting their OnlyFans in here, or any thots posting thirst traps. As I said, this is only about accidental ass shots.
Now, when I say shots, I’m not talking about images. In fact, most of these posts feature clips. And even though the only thing these fuckers in r/UpvoteBecauseButt are focused on is ass, that can’t be the focus of the content uploaded. That means no videos of chicks deliberately bending over for the camera are allowed (even if they’re clothed). That counts as a thirst trap, and that shit doesn’t fly here.
Instead, it should be all about chicks doing something, whether it’s playing sports, working at a restaurant, or power lifting — all unintentional shots of asses. Now, there’s also a grey area within the rules. Sure, sometimes the ass is the focus, but plenty is going on around it to be considered a ‘grey area’ post. The moderators usually let those slide, and goddammit, I sure as hell appreciate that shit!
As for the other rules, they’re pretty straightforward and standard for all subreddits. Obviously, don’t be a dick, don’t repost the same shit, keep everything 18+, and specifically for this subreddit, no nudity is allowed. Follow these rules, and you fuckers will find some of the hottest chicks with the best asses without it even being the focus. Then again, you cock-jerkers know why you’re here!
The pros and cons of r/UpvoteBecauseButt
When it comes to the pros and cons of r/UpvoteBecauseButt, the obvious con is that there’s no nudity. I have to count it just because I’m used to seeing nude sluts and the most hardcore sex acts. But I don’t want you wankers to think I don’t know the purpose behind a subreddit like this. Still, I’m thinking the same thing you fuckers are — “If only there were more.”
Honestly, that’s about the only thing to bitch about here. And I’d even go as far as to say it’s more of a warning than something that’ll deter you dick-strokers from joining. If you only want to see naked nymphos or some bitch giving a blowjob, clearly, this one ain’t going to cut it for you hardcore connoisseurs.
But if you’re looking for those spur-of-the-moment ass shots from chicks living life, then r/UpvoteBecauseButt is perfect for you perverts. Look, I love bare butts as much as all you motherfuckers. But even I can appreciate times when I can sit back and admire some junk in the trunk without it being all about something going inside it.
It’s actually pretty strange that I found this subreddit at a time when I’ve been watching nothing but anal porn. I’m so used to seeing bare buttholes taking massive monster cocks at this point, and there’s no curiosity left on the table there. But here in r/UpvoteBecauseButt, you have no idea what a chick’s bare ass looks like, let alone her asshole.
Can she make her hole wink? Does she have a little brown freckle down there? Has she ever tried butt stuff, or does she only like to be taken to pussy pound town? These are the questions I asked myself while scrolling through r/UpvoteBecauseButt. Hell, some of these babes even got an upvote from yours truly under one of my secret Reddit fap accounts. I guess the mystery adds to the masturbation-worthiness here.
Another thing I fuck with is the user activity. It damn sure doesn’t look like this subreddit’s going away anytime soon. With over 100,000 weekly visitors and over 2,000 contributors, you get daily posts and a hell of a lot of upvoters looking for that accidental view of ass. Even though it’s not the absolute best subreddit for busting nuts, I’m sure many of you masturbators still have a vivid enough imagination to make that shit happen!
Join r/UpvoteBecauseButt for random moments of ass!
As an ass lover, I’m glad I found this subreddit. I think it’s even further evidence that we’re always looking for a juicy piece of tail. It doesn’t matter what a chick’s doing. If there’s a nice view of her beautiful backside, we’re all going to fucking look. I’ll definitely be back for more random moments of ass, and I bet you horny bastards will enjoy yourselves over here on r/UpvoteBecauseButt as much as I did. As always, happy fapping!
