If I had to choose one thing I fucking hate about sites, then I would say that it's all those ads! When I first came to Femdomup.net, I thought that this was yet another one of those free porn sites where you would get to watch anything you want, but I quickly realized that I was wrong. It turned out to be one hell of a place, and it's all because of those ads!
Nothing pisses me off more than getting redirected while trying to play a video. I came here trying to watch some smoking videos, but I ended up seeing so many ads that I lost the will to watch anything. I even thought I ended up on a site that's only offering downloads, but that's because I got redirected to some random site. Basically, if you don't pay attention to where you end up, you might end up downloading something you probably shouldn't.
The site itself looks pretty basic, but that's not strange. I've seen a lot of places like this one before, but those other sites didn't make me question what's a part of the site, and what's just spam. Well, now that you know this place has some flaws, let's take a look at what it has to offer besides that.
1.200 videos and counting
One of the most important things is the number of videos a site has to offer. Femdom Up currently has around 1.200, but there will probably be more by the time you find this review. It seems like they're posting something new almost every day. That said, you'll have something new to watch every time you return, but I doubt that will be a problem in the beginning, considering they already have plenty of smoking videos.
Since we're talking about a free site, it makes sense that it doesn't look as good as we'd like, but they could have at least added some features. For example, a counter with the total number of videos in a category would be useful. The good news is that I could see the last page right away, so I did some math and ended up with the total number of videos.
If they made me keep clicking on the next page, as they do on a lot of other sites, it would take me a while to get to the same conclusion. Anyway, it's clear that they're still working on this collection, and nothing tells me that they'll stop any time soon. That is good news, but it's not enough to keep you around.
You'll need to see something good to stick around, so what are these videos about? Well, the short answer would be that these videos feature girls who smoke. However, that wouldn't be a good enough answer. Why? Well, there's a lot more going on besides smoking. It just depends on the video you pick.
For example, you might stumble on a video where a chick is just showing off her new high heels while smoking. Okay, she's also showing off her long legs and ass, but from her perspective, she's showing off her "heels." I probably chose the worst example because we're talking about a femdom site after all. There are a lot better examples than this one.
One of the videos I saw right away was the one where a chick tortured her slave in ways that made me sick. Besides spitting in his mouth and twisting his nipples, she did a job on his balls. As soon as I saw her hitting his balls, mine started burning right away. While she was doing all that, she was casually smoking like it wasn't anything special. She might be used to stuff like that, but I'm definitely not!
You can see what the video is about without even opening it. All you need to do is hover your cursor over one of the thumbnails, and the video will start. It's basically a short trailer that gives you more info about the scene, but don't expect to see a lot of stuff. You'll maybe see 15 seconds in that preview.
I like the fact that you can see the length and the quality of the video right away. There's the best available resolution in the top right corner, and in the bottom left corner, you'll see the length. Some of these videos last just a couple of minutes, while others last more than half an hour. I wish I could give you the average time of these videos, but I just can't. There are no sorting options, so I can't even take a guess.
All I can do is tell you that you'll find videos that last a few minutes, 10+ minutes, 20+ minutes, and some last even up to an hour. There are probably videos that are even longer, but without sorting options, you can't do shit! As far as the rest of the features go, you won't find any. The only thing this place has to offer is a category list. Besides that, you won't get shit!
They might not give you features to look for something other than a specific category, but they include ratings. I mean, that's not really as important as some of the other things, but at least you'll be able to figure out which videos are good, or at least what other people think about them. However, I'm not sure if those ratings are correct because all seem to have a score of 89% or 91%.
If you're wondering about the highest resolution, I can tell you right away that you won't get to see any 4K scenes here. The best resolution seems to be Full HD, but that's not bad. I'm not sure how many of those are available, but I can tell you that just because the video was uploaded yesterday doesn't mean it's going to be in 1080p. The quality varies, and the main reason is that most of these videos seem to be amateur.
When it comes to watching the video, you'll only get to see the beginning of the scene. It's going to be in SD, and there's nothing you can do about it. In order to watch the full video in the original resolution, you'll need a membership, but here's the problem. FemdomUP doesn't offer any type of membership. That said, you'll have to get it elsewhere, which kind of defeats the purpose of this site.
In order to watch these videos, you'll have to get a membership on Keep2Share. For those who don't know, that's some kind of an upload site where you get to see all kinds of things, and I don't mean just porn. We're just focusing on that right now, but with a membership there, you can look for anything and everything.
One thing that's good about K2S.cc is that you can also stream videos. There are plenty of similar sites that only offer downloads, so I guess that's a good thing. However, you'll still need to get a membership that costs around $20 monthly. You'd have to spend the same amount of money on most porn sites, so if it were up to me, I would rather get a membership on a porn site than here.
Keep2Share also offers free downloads, but it's better not to get your hopes up because you'll spend way too much time trying to download something for free. Free downloads are also known as slow downloads, and they aren't kidding about that. It would take you more than an hour to download a video that's just a minute long, and that's only if you create a free account. If you don't want to do that, it would take you twice as long, so you can only imagine how long it would take to download a video that's 20+ minutes long!
Site offers free trailers, but no streaming or downloading
I've seen way too many sites that don't do much more than show you a list of videos and make you get them somewhere else. In this case,
FemdomUp will show you around 1.200 smoking videos featuring girls who do a lot of kinky things while smoking. You can expect to see videos that last anywhere between a minute and over half an hour, and the same thing goes for the resolution. Some videos are in SD while others are in HD.
It's hard to tell how many videos look decent because of the lack of features, but I'm sure you'll figure that out. Besides not having a lot of features, they also don't have streaming or downloading. You'll just get to see a short preview for free. If you want to watch or download full videos, you'll have to do it through Keep2Share, but you'll first need to get a premium membership that's not cheap at all!
