Faphouse Mike Adriano! Not everyone can be a living porn legend. Sure, some stars are remembered, and we’ll reminisce about their scenes years later. But how many motherfuckers in this industry have a clear vision from the start? I could talk about myself all fucking day, but my main goal was simple: I just wanted to provide all you perverts with the best porn sites and honest takes without all the bullshit.
But I wouldn’t have such wisdom without the porno pioneers who made me obsessed with finding the filthiest fap flicks. When I think about dudes who match my hardcore taste, Mike Adriano is one of the first guys who comes to mind. Even if you’re unfamiliar with his name, you’ve damn sure seen one of his filthy scenes. His scenes are known for butt-fucks, girls giving the sloppiest blowjobs, up-close ass eating, and, of course, even more anal.
This Spanish big-dick anal addict is a gonzo porn director-performer obsessed with big butts, assholes, and all their capabilities. If you’ve seen any of Mike’s movies, you already know that’s pretty much the whole fucking focus. He’s butt fucked some of the hottest, horniest sluts who’ve ever stepped onto a porn set. And here on Faphouse, he has a whole collection of some of the nastiest scenes he’s ever been in!
I have an entire collection of some of his most diabolical DVDs, but I’m also a lifetime Faphouse member. So, it’s only fair that I give you gooners my take on his porno stash here. And while I’m at it, I might as well give all you perverts a proper introduction to one of my favorite fuck flick directors in the biz!
Mike Adriano’s backstory
The origin of Mike Adriano has always been a fucking mystery. He’s probably the most private guy in porn. He’s never been on a podcast, he doesn’t do interviews, and it’ll probably always be that way. However, I did find out that Mike is great friends with Greg Lansky — the French fucker behind Vixen. Mike’s originally from Spain, and he’s known Greg for fucking years.
Long story short, Greg once said on Christopher Ryan’s podcast that these two porn gods had a dream to move to Los Angeles to become big names in porn. It’s safe to say that they fucking succeeded. Mike Adriano is known throughout porn valley for his big butt and asshole obsessions. After years of performing for studios like New Sensations, Bang Bros, and Brazzers, Mike started his own gonzo porn sites and became one of Evil Angel’s most popular directors.
You may have heard of a few of his sites, or you may know all of them if you’re an anal porn addict like me. You’ve got Swallowed, known for extremely sloppy blowjobs and rimjobs, and Anal Only, which is nothing but ass fucking. He also has a few other sites, like Nympho and Dirty Auditions, where nothing’s off the table. Then, there’s True Anal and All Anal, where there’s also a little bit of everything, especially anal.
Watch any Mike Adriano scene, and you’ll see that it’s more than just about pounding a chick’s ass with his massive meat missile. He’s all about anal experimentation, and he’s the pervy professor with a formula for filthy fuckery. For example, one of his most famous scenes featured Chanel Preston and Roxy Raye. Roxy had her shitter stretched open by a speculum, and Mike poured in milk and cereal.
Some of you sick fucks already know what happened next. Yeah, this motherfucker used her gaping asshole as a bowl. Mike Adriano was probably the first director to eat breakfast out of a babe’s butthole. If that’s not absolute cinema, I don’t know what fucking is. Now, some of you masturbators might remember sites like Banging Beauties; that’s another old Mike Adriano site where he has director credits.
In fact, here on Faphouse, you get quite a few bangers from Banging Beauties, and there’s even a slew of older fap flicks from Mike’s younger (18+) days. I could go on and on about this motherfucker. I love him like a long-lost brother. We share the same love for big butts and ass-fucking, and I’m sure he’s a fan of me, too. But let’s get back to what you wankers came here for — Mike Adriano’s Faphouse videos!
The gonzo god’s Faphouse filth
Some of you dick-stroking degenerates have never seen a full Mike Adriano fap flick, and that’s a damn shame. Pornhub samples ain’t going to cut it forever, fuckers. If there was ever a reason to join Faphouse, this is it. Mike currently has 173 videos here, but that could increase at any time. One thing I noticed from the jump is that many of these are older scenes. As I mentioned, you’ve got classic Banging Beauties scenes, and even a slew of filthy fuck flicks that he appeared in for sites like New Sensations.
In every scene, you’re getting the hottest pieces of ass, which is the most important thing to consider. However, I do have my favorites, starting with Mike’s Banging Beauties scene with Jillian Janson. She was nineteen at the time, and this one has always been one of my favorite fuck flicks she ever appeared in. From the blowjobs to the asshole stuffing, it’s goon-worthy goodness all around!
Another one I recommend is the scene Mike did with Mia Malkova for New Sensations. Do I even need to fucking explain? Mia’s one of the hottest whores to ever appear in porn, and she’s always loved working with Mike. She damn sure has the ass for his taste, and we all still can’t get enough of her, right? This one’s a can’t miss, motherfuckers!
Here are a few other honorable mentions from Mike’s scenes here on Faphouse that you wankers will want to check out: Dani Daniels for New Sensations, Daisy Stone for Jules Jordan, Chanel Preston for Banging Beauties, and Ashlynn Brooke for New Sensations. Some of you fuckers probably didn’t know that Mike did so much performing for other sites than his own.
But when you’re this addicted to fucking fine bitches in the butt, why say no to new booty? Sure, he’s more known for directing these days, but he’s even performed for friends like Jules Jordan — all while still using his POV gonzo shooting style. Make sure you motherfuckers check out these scenes if you’re a member of Faphouse. Here’s more about Faphouse for you fuckers on the fence of joining!
Join Faphouse to watch Mike Adriano’s anal antics
Faphouse remains one of the best deals that you dick-strokers can purchase when it comes to online porn. You get a slick interface, fair prices, over 1,000,000 other videos from various studios and thousands of pornstars, and a flawless fap experience on all devices. Nowadays, some profiles even have fan clubs, so you can join and jerk off to select smut stashes. I didn’t see a fan club for Mike; most of the studios he’s been tagged by have fan clubs, but not him.
That said, your best bet is to join Faphouse to see all of Mike’s scenes. You can still buy individual videos, though. Right now, 40 Mike Adriano scenes are available for purchase, priced as low as $4. But trust me, one’s not going to be enough to really get your goon on, and individual purchases stack up quickly. That’s why I highly recommend becoming a Faphouse member.
The prices often change, but they stay within a reasonable ballpark so that you cock-jerkers can always get a damn good deal. Faphouse’s first membership is the premium option, which gives you full site access to hundreds of studios, HD videos, thousands of pornstars, and 5 downloads monthly. Then you have the ultra membership, which gives you access to all the same perks, except you get 4K videos and 500 monthly downloads.
I don’t want to mislead you motherfuckers with the prices; they’ve got holiday deals going on right now, and those don’t last forever. However, you can generally expect monthly prices to be around $12 to $30, depending on deals. You also have the more expensive plans, like a 3-month plan, or you can go bigger with an annual plan. These plans tend to cost between $40 and $250, depending on deals.
And for the lifetime membership, Faphouse usually charges between $200 and $500, depending on current prices and deals. Keep in mind that these prices ain’t set in stone; this is just what I’ve seen over the years. Hell, it might be a hell of a lot cheaper if it’s a holiday. Plus, Faphouse is always dishing out deals for you dick-strokers. Make sure you check the site for the latest prices, perverts!
All pros, no cons
Did you dick-strokers think I’d actually have a problem with this guy’s goon-worthy videos here on Faphouse? If I were a softcore-loving simp, then yeah, I’d probably bitch about how assholes are for shitting, not drilling my johnson into. But I’m no pussy, and I believe that bitches have three holes that are perfect for stuffing full of stiffy. And if there’s anyone on the fucking planet who knows that as much as I do, it’s Mike Adriano.
That said, there are absolutely no cons here. You get classic Mike Adriano scenes, all filled with anal, sloppy blowjobs, and big asses. Mike’s always fucked the nastiest nymphos in porn, which is what you’ll see him doing throughout various studio appearances here on Faphouse. There’s a lot to love about Faphouse in general, like the fucking incredible user interface and flawless fapping experience on all devices.
Plus, the deals that Faphouse has to offer all you horny bastards are some of the best you’ll find — talk about a bargain for your boner fuel! All in all, as I mentioned earlier, if there was ever a time to join Faphouse, it’s right now. Mike Adriano’s videos are just one of many reasons. Faphouse has over 1,000,000 other masturbation-worthy movies for you to massage your manhood with. But it’s for members only, so you might as well become one. Happy fapping, fuckers!
