Even if you are a 100% hot-blooded heterosexual, I think everyone thinks that big dicks are a wonderful thing. After all, no one likes seeing small peepees in porn, right? Of course, if you’ve got an anaconda between your legs, you like to brag about it. Unfortunately, not every lady on Tinder is so keen to get a dick in their DMs, but r/MassiveCock is a safe space to upload your cock shots. Keep reading to see the reasons why you should contribute to this community of cocky individuals...
Damn! They Have A Ton Of Dick Pics
If you are reading this in the interest of seeing a smorgasborg of willies, you’ll love the fact that there are new posts going up almost every hour. In fact, the rate at which you’ll see massive meat sticks might leave you a little cockeyed, and there are literally hundreds of thousands of posts to look at. Most of the uploaders are twenty and thirty-somethings and come from all over the world. That means you’re going to see every skin tone, shapes of all sorts, skinned sausages, and those with plenty of foreskin. And if you’ve got enough cock to gag a pornstar, then you are welcome to add yours to the collection.
The Community Is Cordial And Cock Hungry
I know everyone knows that Reddit can be a bit of a cesspit when it comes to community interaction, but r/MassiveCock is different.
I have checked dozens upon dozens of posts just to look at the comments, and it is nothing but good vibes. No matter what color or shape a schlong is, as long as it’s big, it gets praised by (what I assume) are both babes and bros.As I am writing this, there are about 34,000 followers, and compared to other subreddits, this one has a hell of a lot of engagement. Even the less popular posts get dozens, if not hundreds, of likes and comments within hours. If you‘re looking for attention, posting pics of your big “head” will make your other head feel even bigger. XD
There Are Some Rules That You Should Know About
Other than not being a jerk and the obvious, there are a few particulars that you should know about before you start posting to this subreddit. The most important thing is that you post your real dick without any Photoshop or AI enhancements, and obviously, stolen content is forbidden. Be sure that you show your whole hog (no bulges, undie pics, etc) and make sure your posts are solo shows only, not your dick and a friend's.
Stay away from clickbait-y or queerbaiting titles, and don’t “ask stupid, low-energy, obvious questions” like “does this shot make my schlong look big. Repeatedly making posts like that will get you banned. If anything, I would caption your post bragging about your endowment.
While the vast majority of posters are just “regular” hung guys, but there are a good number of OnlyFans models and other “pro” users. If you are one of them, the admins expect high-quality images and videos. Exceptions are not allowed. Speaking of professional dick pic posters, do not use this page as a place to promote your personal porno page. Linking to your OnlyFans or JustForFans in posts is banned – so use your bio instead.
Finally, I’ll refer to this subreddit's rule: “It should go without saying: if you don’t even possess a cock, let alone a big, beautiful one.” There is no exact length or width requirement, but my guess would be that you should have at least a hand and a half full of cock.
And Now We Come To A Conclusion
In my view, there are two sorts of people that this Reddit page is for: the first are those who are thirsty to see hung hogs, and the second are the kind of guy who can hold two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts on a nude beach.
I would add one last dick joke, but that would take too long. Before you click over to follow r/MassiveCock/ do the rest of your dick-thirsty friends a favor and share this post with them. Thank you. ;)
