Are you tired of beating off to the same old scenes of huge cocks slamming into tight pussies again and again and again? Want to mix it up with a little something different? How about adding dicks to the hot chicks? If that sounds like it might do the trick, you might be interested in what they’re peddling over at Spicy Tranny.
Look, if you’re having second thoughts about the whole shemale thing, you’ve got nothing to worry about. SpicyTranny’s collection is free to peruse and use for your masturbatory entertainment. Nine out of ten experts agree it probably won’t turn you gay, so let’s get a closer look.
So Many Kinds of Tranny Porn
The site is in English by default, but international viewers will be happy to see the little flag icon in the upper right corner. Click that bad boy to translate the whole site into the language of your choice. Moans, squeals, and grunts will still be uttered in their native primal sexiness.
SpicyTranny’s layout shares similarities with both modern porn tubes and early ‘90s AOL user homepages. The wall of porn thumbnails is a common sight on the web these days, but get a load of that logo. It looks like somebody slapped a couple wingdings together in Windows Paint, typed out “Spicy Tranny”, and called it a day. The logo is definitely more embarrassing than getting caught with a hooker who has a big cock.
Speaking of Big Cock, that’s one of the categories you’ll find listed on the front page. Most porn tubes hit you first with a selection of new videos or ones currently being watched. SpicyTranny.com opens with a list of tranny porn subgenres.
You know, I’m not much of a connoisseur of tranny porn. I’m still confused about where some of the lines are drawn between genres. I get that the Crossdresser section is going to have pre-op trannies without tits, but what’s the difference between Shemale and Ladyboy? I guess The Porn Dude still has some schooling to do in the field of pornographic arts.
A full 120 categories are listed by thumbnail on the front page. Besides the Shemale, Ladyboy, and Crossdresser sections, SpicyTranny has a lot of crossover with traditional porn sites. You’ve got the hardcore standards like Jerking, Blonde, and Double Penetration. You can find classic scenarios filed under Cheerleader, Maid, and First Time. There’s also kinky stuff like Public, Feet, and Pissing.
I have this game I play sometimes when I see a tranny site. Take a look at the thumbnails, and see which ones look like straight porn. You might be surprised how many there are. Black, Big Ass, Lesbian and Japanese all look like they’d lead me to pornstars with the standard sets of genitals. I’d never guess the face in the Cute screencap has a dick.
Below the category thumbnails are the master text list of All Categories. This one falls deep down the smut rabbit hole into genres like Armpit, Groped, Japanese Mom, and Tentacle. There’s no Hentai section, but you animation freaks will find what you’re looking for under Anime.
The Latest and Greatest Ladyboys
In the top left corner of the screen, above that terrible logo, are links to the All New and All Popular sections of SpicyTranny. It looks like hundreds of videos were uploaded just yesterday, so it’s safe to say the site is growing at a pretty rapid rate.
Unfortunately, there’s no way to see exactly how big their full collection is. I couldn’t find a number anywhere, and both the Latest and Popular sections only go back ten pages each. SpicyTranny’s collection does seems huge. It’s in the thousands, but whether that’s tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, I couldn’t tell you.
The newest clip is one called Burning Big Cocked Shemale Prostitute. It’s almost four minutes long and tagged with Prostitute, Big Cock, and Shemale. SpicyTranny tells me the clip is from MyLust.
I clicked the pouting, big-breasted, big-cocked shemale in the screencap and get a pop-up. I thought it was spam at first, but no, it’s the video I wanted. The new tab was MyLust, just like it said on the other page. Burning Big Cocked Shemale Prostitute turned out to be a flirty clip from a shemale cam show.
That means SpicyTranny doesn’t host its own stuff. Any vid you find is actually going to play on AShemaleTube, Wankoz, SheShaft, NuVid or any number of other sites. It’s convenient getting everything in one place, but you may end up with a bunch of tabs moaning, screaming, and queefing at you in the background.
I clicked on a tranny blowjob video, and then a shemale fucked by tranny clip, and followed that with one called Spencer Buries His Meat Deeply In Carol’s Rectum. I watched Brunette Shemale Dildo and Cumshot and then Tranny Jizzes In Mouth.
If SpicyTranny has any dead links, I didn’t run into any. I also didn’t get any spam on SpicyTranny’s end. I have a pop-up blocker enabled, and some of the other video sites had ads that got through.
After I watched a self-explanatory scene from DrTuber called Brunette Shemale Dildo and Cumshot, I suddenly noticed a new link to HD Videos in the header. They’re either updating the site as I’m writing this, or I’m sniffing too much glue.
I clicked the link. It brought me to a sister site, SpicyTrannyHD. It looks pretty much identical to SpicyTranny, except “HD” is pasted into that half-ass logo, and the porn is HD.
Weak-Ass Dick Search
A noticeably lacking feature on the New and Popular pages is the ability to sort the clips in any other ways. For example, I can’t narrow them down to the clips with the blondes, or just the HD clips. I actually thought that HD Videos would let me search HD vids on SpicyTranny, but nah, it’s a separate site.
I typed some queries into the search bar. I do have to give credit to SpicyTranny for letting us stack up different genres until we find the perfect clip. That’s probably the best thing about the search.
If I search for Fisting, I get ten pages of vids. I think there are actually more on the site, but their search maxes out at ten. Either way, that’s a lot of porn to sift through. Amending my search to Fisting Anal brings me four pages, and Fisting Anal Blonde finally narrows it down to a managable page of results.
It’s time to watch videos, I guess. There’s nothing else I can do with the results. I can’t arrange them by date uploaded, or by source, or by how popular they are.
It just occurred to me that I have no idea how they’re even determining what’s popular for the Popular section. It could be by number of clicks, or it could be made up. SpicyTranny doesn’t let you Like or Favorite vids, and doesn’t offer user accounts of any kind.
Amazing Anal Fisting
The top result for Fisting Anal Blonde features a thumbnail that looks like Michelle Rodriguez fisting some blonde slut. It’s one of those misleading images where you can’t tell either of the girls has a dick, but the title gives it away. I clicked through to watch Amazing Girl Anal Fisting Latina Shemale on SheShaft.
The tranny getting fisted isn’t really what I’d call blonde, but whatever. The video features what must be gallons of thick, creamy lube, and a fucking ton of screaming. I’d go into more depth about things like the couch-mounted dildo the shemale is sucking, but it doesn’t have much to do with SpicyTranny. The site is just the big, blinking arrow that pointed me to Amazing Girl Anal Fisting Latina Shemale.
SpicyTranny’s interface is ugly, but functional enough to serve up the tranny porn you want. The search is a bit lackluster since it maxes out at ten pages and there’s no sorting. If you don’t need to dial in extremely specific shemale smut, it shouldn’t be an issue. The site is free, has clips from a ton of sources, and doesn’t spam you to hell.