Lola Top Model! Ready when you are! I think I'm gonna write about this Lola Top Model hoe. She rocks her tits and cunt on this mym.fans/Lolatopmodel platform, so yeah, I need to check a couple of things. I want to see if the hoe is explicit enough to please my hardcore senses, if she does regular updates, and if she's hot enough to be worth my money. Onwards with the details!
Those damn motherfucking legs
I gotta be honest with you. I wrote that intro before I actually checked the site. Yeah, shit happens. I was messing with the subtitle, just chilling, doing my own thing, and then I finally load mym.fans/Lolatopmodel, not thinking much.
My eyes land on Lola’s legs, ass, and those high heels, and I fucking gasp. That shit looks so good it feels like I’m watching some erotic chick online for the very first time. That’s how crazy it is, and yeah, if you know me, you know I ain’t bullshitting. So, this is how chicks feel when they're ovulating. Dang!
The profile picture shows the upper portion of Lola’s body. Equally fucking impressive. She’s this pouty chick with long dark hair, tits that make you drool, and damn, it all looks even hotter in red lingerie. She’s smoking hot!
She’s French, and that’s when all the fucking lingerie and heels finally start making sense. If you know anything about Euro porn, then you know it’s usually about lace, heels, and some naughty shit, and there ain’t a goddamn thing wrong with that. Not a single motherfucking thing wrong! Moving on!
Expert in fellatio and dirty talk
I like how the hoe's bio says fellatio instead of a blowjob. Makes the whole thing sound so much more elegant, don't you fucking think?! The process is the same, though, no matter how you call it. It's the act of a chick sucking a dude's dick, and it's the next best thing to anal. Mark my words!
The chick's bio explains that she's French and Italian, and that she's an expert at blowjobs and dirty talk. Great, but not exactly enough. The thing that did manage by blow my mind is the "regular updates" line. I've told you that shit matters in my intro. Turns out that Lola Top Model uploads new images and videos often enough, and that means a couple of things.
First off all, she's smart enough to know that horny people want fresh shit all the time. Us horndogs have the memory of a goldfish. If a chick, any chick, no matter how hot she is, disappears for a week, we forget about her ass. Secondly, it proves that Lola knows how the industry works. She fucking know that the xxx industry is competitive and that the best way to stand out is to be consistent. All fucking good. Moving on!
Personalized content on demand
Damn, maybe I should write about the platform a bit. So, mym.fans is this very simple dump. Looks like a barebones social media page. It's all black, with nothing but a couple of pictures at the top, and some stats. In this case, it says 388 images and 47 videos. It doesn't show the number of fans. All I get are these three tags, sexy, brown, and pornstar, and my guess is that the brown part refers to the chick's hair. She's white.
Nothing to grab your balls here, at least not right away. The thing that helps the joint stand out are the options. Unlike on standard porn sites, mym.fans shows videos, images, live shows, and custom videos. You don't get that shit on regular smut joints.
The whole idea behind the platform is for it to look like a sexy Twitter profile or something like that. Still, X is way more transparent than this shit. If you are not a member of mym.fans, you don't get to see a lot of shit, but I'll bitch about that later. I’m in too good of a motherfucking mood right now.
The hoe does custom content. That means you can make a request, and she replies with a price. If you agreed to it, she makes the content for your eyes only. Sure, that shit will cost you some cash, but it’s luxury porn. Good shit never comes cheap.
Something similar happens during live shows. If you tip the chick, go private, or just prove to her that you are a true fan, she might grant your filthy wish, and to be honest, it doesn't get much better than that.
Intense, exclusive, and active seven days a week
I want you to know that
Lola Top Model does oral, role play, POV, dirty talk, and passionate scenes of sex. That’s what you can expect from mym.fans/Lolatopmodel and what you can order as custom content. I’m pretty damn sure she’s a versatile slut who’ll suck your dick, tease your balls, and fuck your fantasies.
You know, all these platforms sell nothing but exclusive porn. That means you won't be able to find this content on any other site. That adds crazy value to mym.fans/Lolatopmodel. The chick's bio even mentions some tracker shit, meaning she's really serious about her videos and images staying exclusive. Just so you know, she's active 7 days a week. I've already told you that it's a crucial piece of information. Nobody wants to pay for some lazy hoe who thinks a nip slip a year is enough. It fucking isn't.
The price of this sexy show
I’ve dealt with the platform before. Last time, the site was glitching on my ass. No matter how hard I tried to sign up, that shit just wasn’t working. This time, I finally beat that motherfucking glitch, and I’m officially fucking in. Halle-fucking-lujah!
I manage to find out that mym.fans/Lolatopmodel offers two subscription plans. If you want to unlock the page for a month, the price is €11.99/month. Pretty cheap. The price of the six-month plan is €47.99. As you can see, the longer the plan, the better the price.
About the perks. Naturally, as a member of mym.fans/Lolatopmodel, you access the content, videos and images included. You also unlock the chat option. For once, you'll get a chick to reply to your stupid fucking messages! The babe will send you her exclusive and private content, and allow you to watch her lives and private events.
It's bitching time
Sure, the platform ain't perfect. Not gonna lie. It's simple to the point it's annoying. I am used to paysites showing trailers, or at least a couple of free images. You don't get that shit here. You are basically buying shit blindly, and some of you might not be into that. That whole exclusivity adds more value to the hoes, and I get that. Not the end of the goddamn world, but I had to mention it.
I'm also annoyed by the absence of filters. As I've said, mym.fans/Lolatopmodel is not one of those sites that will grab you by the balls the moment you walk in. Its value lies in the exclusive models and content, and I guess we all have to learn to live with that shit. What can I say?! Take it or leave it!
You're paying for luxury porn
In this day and age, people want to pay for something unique. It's not like the web lacks porn. Well, what makes this platform different is the options. You get videos, images, live shows, private streams, and custom content. You can literally tell Lola to fuck your fantasies into existence, and she’ll do it, if you tip, go private, or prove you’re a true horny motherfucker. No other smut site does that shit with this level of personal touch.
Then there’s Lola Top Model herself. She’s French-Italian, pouty, dark-haired, busty, and all wrapped up in spicy lingerie. She does oral, POV, role play, dirty talk, and passionate fucking scenes. She’s versatile, she’s active 7 days a week, and she knows how to keep her shit exclusive.
Sure, the platform has small fuckups. It’s barebones. You’re buying blind sometimes, and the site can glitch on your ass, but that shit doesn’t matter, because the real gold is Lola and her freakin’ content. Mym.fans/Lolatopmodel is where you buy exclusive videos, live shows, custom requests, and all that HD shit that's not easy to find online. Also, the prices are cheap.
Lola Top Model gets it. She knows horny bastards like us don’t have the attention span for lazy hoes who drop a nip slip once a year. She’s consistent. She uploads regularly. She knows the XXX game is cutthroat, and the only way to stand out is to be hot, filthy, and on the ball.
So yeah, small shit aside, mym.fans/Lolatopmodel is worth every goddamn cent. It’s simple, it’s clean, and it’s all about exclusive content. Get your ass over to mym.fans/Lolatopmodel!
