Her mission is to fuck every dick in all of France! That little nugget of ambition just earned the bitch my review.
You see, sometimes the tiniest, shittiest detail can change your whole goddamn life! I’m pretty sure Victoiredeblasset didn’t give two flying fucks about that line when she scribbled it in her mym.fans/Victoiredeblasset bio, and look where it got her! The hoe’s about to get a motherfucking shout-out from yours truly, the one and only Porn Dude. Her career is about to launch straight into the goddamn stratosphere, so yeah, bitch, soak up the spotlight and kiss your lucky star’s ass. Let the review begin!
A French sex addict
Before I focus on the babe, let me tell you a little something about the platform itself. It has many layers to it, but more about that shit later. First off all, you have to know that mym.fans gives the same options to all its members. It's up to them chicks to stand out somehow, and this hoe has fucking nailed it. Her bio is lit!
It's where she explains her name is Victoire. Behind that ordinary name hides a hoe who has a thing for multiple orgasms and dicks. She describes herself as a sex addict, and that shit's liberating. Finally, a chick I can call a whore without her acting like I just slapped her grandma!
She's a proper slut, obsessed with dicks, on a mission to get every dick in France, regardless of its budget, and that's music to my ears. Honey, if you are reading this, you're an inspiration. My budget’s fat, my dick’s fatter, and even though I ain’t French, once I hit your country, you better stretch, ‘cause you’ll be the first slut I’m hunting down. Dang!
She shit she fills her timeline with
I’m still fucking staring at that bio like it’s the goddamn Mona Lisa of sluts. Victoire’s out here dropping art photos, solo vids, duos, trios, random everyday selfies, and probably a few clips where she’s moaning her soul out.
The dirty bitch behind mym.fans/Victoiredeblasset even promises two full videos every month. Not bad, I’ll give her that. It’s decent shit for one horny cunt running the show solo, but come on, sweetheart! After bragging about your mission to fuck every dick in France, I expected at least two goddamn videos a week. Don’t tease me like that!
I ain’t gonna bitch too hard, ‘cause I already got mad respect for this cunt. Still, one lonely tear just slid down my cheek, rolled over my chin, and splashed right on my balls. Mommy Victoire, show me that pussy in action more often, yeah? Once a week at least, for fuck’s sake! Don’t make your fans jerk off to the same shit over and over again!
I also want you to know that Victoire gives one free welcome video to every poor motherfucker who subscribes for the first time. Fair enough, even though you’re not really getting shit for free. You gotta pay for the subscription before that little cunt hands it over. It’s like buying two condoms at twice the normal price and getting the third one free. Yeah, thanks, bitch, real generous. Whatever, I get it. It’s a promo trick this sexy little hoe uses to lure more cocks into her messy little world, so it’s all good. Moving the fuck on.
A curly brunette with nice legs and hot feet
Damn, I’ve written over 500 words on the hoe, and I still haven’t even seen her ass! Turns out she’s this petite, curly brunette with that messy amateur vibe that makes you wanna fuck her brains out.
Sure, the content is exclusive and high-end, but there’s something about Victoire that makes her look like she just rolled out of bed after a whole night of hardcore fucking. She’s all messy in that sexy way. The porn feels real as shit, and that’s a huge fucking bonus, if you’re into that raw kind of smut.
She's French, so it's no wonder she has a thing for lingerie. Yup, it's always like that. Most of the times, Victoire will wear fishnets, stockings, lace, cute panties, high heels, and all that hot Euro shit. Other than that, she's pretty natural. I don't see her wearing a lot of makeup. Her hair is natural, as well as her tits and ass. She has some ink on her, and that's cool, but overall, she looks like a hoe next door. If you ask me, it makes it even more hot. Goddamn, I wanna bury my cock in her messy little cunt right now!
The shit you get as a regular visitor
I've bitched about the lack of previews before. A lot of times, mym.fans will show you jack shit unless you sign up first. Maybe that depends on the model. I dunno. All I know is that is mym.fans/Victoiredeblasset is way more transparent, and I have mad respect for that. I know that the platform relies on the exclusivity of its content, and it's fine, but a guy needs to see a glimpse of the shit he's gonna pay for. I get that shit this time. All good.
I choose this random video and end up looking at the hoe's ass. It's a sunny day, and she's showing her ass off by the pool. She's not naked, though. Instead, she squeezes into purple lingerie. I don't mind. The trailer is short, as it should be, and it's mostly about her feet, legs and ass. She teases you, and it's doing a pretty good job. I get this all-natural vibe again, those damn locks, so yeah, I think I need to check out the prices next.
You better fucking subscribe
Right now, mym.fans/Victoiredeblasset shows around 290 images and 37 videos. Not a huge pile, but I guess she's just one hoe. It’s not like you’re gonna jack off to all that shit just once after you subscribe, so maybe we should all stop obsessing over the goddamn numbers.
If you want the monthly plan, you'll have to pay €23.99/month. If you want the six-month plan, the price will be €95.99. The models set up the prices. In this case, it's on the pricey side, not gonna lie. I’ve seen bigger piles of cunts for way less cash.
I'm not here to justify the slut, no matter how much I dig her. Still, I'd be a prick not to mention the live shows. These hoes do that shit all the time. For example, this Victoire hoe will go live from time to time. When she does, you'll join and interact. Usually, the hoes want tips, but you obey if you want them to fucking obey. They will give you attention in return, read your messages, reply, and maybe grant your filthy wishes.
Speaking of interaction, mym.fans/Victoiredeblasset offers private messaging to its members. It's about dirty sexting, communication, and all the private and real shit you'd never find on a standard porn site. Just so you know, it's her who replies to your messages, not some dumbfuck of a manager. It's all tailored to your needs, raw and fucking exclusive, so when you give it some thought, you'll realize it's not that expensive really. It's a fucking bargain.
The hoe has exceeded my expectations
This little French firecracker is on a goddamn mission to fuck every cock in France. I don't want you to forget that. That kind of ambition deserves a damn standing ovation. I’ve been digging through her bio, pics, videos, and random clips, and it's all fine. The vibe of the content here is what helps it stand out, and as you can see, when you manage to bring something new to the table, it always pays off.
Now, let’s be real, the site isn’t perfect. You only get around 290 images and 37 videos right now, which is decent, but it’s not like you’re drowning in content. Some people might bitch about the price, too. I mean, €23.99 a month or €95.99 for six months isn’t exactly pocket change. Also, the trailers are short, and she drops just two full videos a month.
I say she has that perfect amateur vibe to her. I like her tits, hair, legs, and feet, and that overall messy energy. The lingerie is fucking hot. On top of that, Victoire goes live, interacts with fans, reads messages, and actually gives a shit. That’s a level of connection and attention you won’t find on your average porn site.
So yeah, there are cons, but Victoire makes up for it in pure personality. You get a mix of sexy lingerie, amateur realness, occasional live shows, and a sense that the chick actually gives a damn about her fans, and that's what makes it perfect.
