Lilou Luv! A fat ass with a tattoo on it. Boom! That’s it. That’s the fucking review! Ok, ok, since I’m a professional pervert, I’ll give you the full rundown of mym.fans/Lilouluv, or Lolouluv, or whatever the fuck her name is. Doesn’t matter. Her ass earned the spotlight, not her spelling. That plump booty stood out in a goddamn ocean of identical cheeks, so here we fucking go.
Let’s be fucking real for a sec
Pardon my French, but Lilouluv’s name is dumb as shit. Impossible to memorize and equally hard to spell. Still, fuck me, she knows how to make a photo hit. If you’ve ever scrolled through mym.fans, you already know how basic that site looks. It’s got zero flair, so the only thing that matters is the background photo. If that shit pops, I’m in. If it looks like vanilla shit, I’m out, fast.
Luckily, Lilou might suck at branding, but she sure as fuck knows how to pose. The girl plays the camera like she was fucking born for it. She managed to beat the site’s dull, black layout with nothing but her curves and that tattooed ass. That’s not easy. Believe me. It takes real balls, or in this case, a killer set of tits and a perfect ass, to pull that off. Lulu, bravo! Lilo, Luvu, whatever, bravo! Moving on!
A fiery blonde with Polish roots
I had to get to the bottom of this. I managed to find out that the name of the chick is Aneta Figgut, and that's like a breath of fresh air. Finally, a name that can actually stay in my brain, at least long enough for me to bust my fucking load.
I can see that she's a blonde, and she clearly states she has Polish roots. It's not like a give a fuck. All I know is that mym.fans/Lilouluv is supposed to drain my dick, and the tags say some limp shit like erotica and model. Please. Still, props to this lucky hoe for catching the attention of a persistent motherfucker like me.
Maybe that’s the whole goddamn trick here. The whole mystery. The more this bitch hides, the more I want to see what filthy shit she’s actually up to. It’s got that exclusive vibe, like you’re peeking into something you shouldn’t. Feels dangerous, like fucking on someone else’s bed. A bit too much to handle for most, but I’m no pussy. I don't quit. Ever.
The investigation continues
She's a blonde, and she's 4‘10. Her tits are big, her booty is thick, and she has ink all over her. There's this overall pinup vibe to mym.fans/Lilouluv. I think I like it.
She speaks German and English, and I'm not just saying it for fluff. You need that piece of info because you will interact with Lilouluv. Yup, mym.fans/Lilouluv is about videos and images, all exclusive of course, but it also has that feature that allows you to chat with the models. You have to subscribe first, but once you do, you can sext the chick and she is sure to reply. Try getting that kind of action from your favorite tube site. Not a goddamn chance in hell.
I also manage to find out exactly what she does. This is some crucial info, whether you are subscribing for the existing content only, or you want to order some custom shit.
Lilouluv does solo shows, standard straight sex, anal, squirting, dildos, real orgasms, dick ratings, sexting, and custom content. She is into fetishes and kinky stuff too. I guess you'll have to ask during the ordering process, but if you ask me, she looks like a pretty kinky chick to me. No fucking complaints. This chick’s got everything a dick could dream of.
She fucks all the time
Right now, mym.fans/Lilouluv has around 103 videos and 330 images. Not fucking bad for one hoe with just two tits and a limited number of holes. Not mind-blowing, either, but if you've been reading this review carefully, than you know there's more to mym.fans/Lilouluv than just pictures and videos. More on that shit later.
Each and every one of those 103 videos are 100% exclusive. The platform is really serious about that shit. They even have trackers that make sure everything stays on mym.fans and nowhere else, so this is where you really buy exclusive content, and not some empty promise shit. The same goes for all the pictures, live shows, and personalized content.
Another thing I want you to know is that mym.fans/Lilouluv is fucking stingy when it comes to the previews. All those videos and not a single preview. That is the thing that always fucking bugs me when I review this platform. I understand the exclusivity policy and all that shit, but it's not like it's the end of the goddamn world if you show people two seconds of a movie or give them two free pictures, just to tease them. Well, not this time, but that's why you have me. Read on!
A curvy blonde with a slutty vibe to her
I realize pretty quickly that Lilouluv is serious about the updates. She doesn't upload fresh shit every day, and nobody expected that. She does what she can, and so far, it's looking good. The blonde makes sure to upload pictures as often as possible, and when she does, it's mostly about her big ass, big tits, and that ink that all over her goddamn body.
If you dig tattooed sluts, you're gonna like this hoe. If you are into curvy chicks, you're gonna like her too. If you like blue eyes, you're gonna fucking wish you paid for her shit sooner. I know that Aneta does hardcore content too, anal included, and I don't know if she does threesomes, but I do know you're gonna see them huge tits bounce whatever you goddamn choose.
If I had to attach tags to mym.fans/Lilouluv, I would go with inked, blonde, big tits, big ass, hardcore, and anal. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know.
I know you want to subscribe
If you want to access the content here, you'll have to pay €11.99/month. That's the standard monthly price for the platform. Usually, the hoes offer the six-month plan, but not this time. I don't give a fuck at this point.
I think the price is fair. First off all, it's half the price of a porn paysite. Sure, you get only chick here, but that's why the price is so damn low. Just think about it. You can't get the diversity of a tube site here, but you also won't have to tolerate recycled bullshit and fake orgasms. Mym.fans/Lilouluv doesn't post that sort of shit.
Also, mym.fans/Lilouluv comes with sexting and live shows. Once you subscribe, the blonde bitch interacts with you, and yes, it's her actually responding to your messages. Just fucking imagine the possibilities!
The same goes for her live shows. It's all interactive as hell. You also get to message the hoe, but also see her naked in real time. Sometimes, she will fuck a guy while reading your messages, and that's another experience you'll never get on a standard xxx paysite. It all comes down to what you want and need.
Final thoughts
I'm not a fan of the whole barebones design. It's not on the blonde, but that's not the point. I think that mym.fans has this timid side that kinda gets on my nerves. Also, that no-preview shit still pisses me off. I mean, you get over a hundred videos, and not a single goddamn teaser. Come on!
I would be a prick not to give credit where it's due. Lilouluv takes good care of her content. This inked doll makes sure to upload often enough, and when she does, it's fireworks. She uploads real tits, a real ass, and a real attitude. She’s the type who’d choke on your dick, and not flinch.
The content is 100% exclusive. The platform actually locks it down, which is rare these days. Every little thing that appears on mym.fans/Lilouluv stays right there. That’s what makes it feel premium.
You can actually talk to her. I talk about real sexting. You drop her a message, she drops you a line, and if you’re lucky, she’s dropping to her knees. You can even catch her on live shows.
So yeah, the site’s plain, the previews are stingy, and the pricing ain’t revolutionary, but when you strip that shit down, mym.fans/Lilouluv is definitely worth the money. I say you stop overthinking this shit and give it a whirl. Case fucking closed!
