Let's motherfucking do this shit! Another goddamn day in porn paradise, another juicy cunt tossed on my plate for a review! Today it’s Emiiby. Sure, a fucked-up name, but I guess that all the good porn names are already taken. That's the story for another time. What I know is that mym.fans is a good platform. Looks boring as fuck, but it has sexy layers to it, so stay tuned. Onwards with the details!
A tanned French summer goddess
This is a French platform I'm dealing with here. The babe is French too. That means I'm probably gonna find a lot of lingerie and lace among the content, but let's leave that for later. The first picture I see shows Emiiby in a blue bikini. She's all wet, sultry, tanned, and godlike, like some horny siren. Artistic and erotic at the same time. My dick isn’t complaining, though I’d prefer less bikini, more fucking skin.
The profile picture shows Emiiby topless, but she's covering her tits with her hands. Again, she's all beachy, salt in her hair, and zero makeup on her face. I usually don't give a fuck about faces when the tits are naked, but I have to say that this Euro vibe sometimes is a big breath of fresh air. It's not about fake tits and huge lips. The Euro babes tend to be natural, you know, real women, and I kinda like that shit. So far, so good. Let's move on.
A mix of images, videos, and private flicks
I'm taking this shit nice and slow, like a good fuck. The next thing I notice is the stats.
Mym.fans/Emiiby currently offers 354 images and 11 videos.I fucking know that mym.fans/Emiiby is run by a single cunt, but 11 videos is low as fuck. My dick sneezes out more content on a lazy day. Still, my reviews have a reputation for shoving a flaming torch up a motherfucker’s ass, so maybe she’ll pump out more vids once she realizes the Porn Dude is watching. Also, mym.fans/Emiiby is not just about the shit you can count. I'll deal with that shit later.
The page comes with the following tags, brown, big tits, and small. The Big Tits part I do get, but the rest is fucking stupid. She’s white as fuck, and nothing on her screams small, unless they’re talking about the brain behind whoever picked those tags. Fuck this shit and whatever motherfucker wrote that nonsense!
What does make sense is the promise in her bio. Emiiby explains she lets loose in private, and that’s a crucial chunk of info for a horny motherfucker like me. Just so you know, mym.fans/Emiiby is also where you can order custom content, and when that shit comes into play, you really want to know what the chick does and what’s off-limits.
In this case, if she’s horny enough, she’ll probably do it all, although I’d have liked more damn details. Doing everything is a big fucking umbrella, and when you’re like me, a dude who’s seen tits, cocks, cunts, piss, midget porn, and every other freaky shit this planet can spit out, being specific saves a lot of dick confusion. Just saying.
I finally stream something
I find this beachy video. It's a preview. No nudity. If you want mym.fans/Emiiby to show you tits and cunts, you have to pay. That's just how it is.
You see, mym.fans in general is quite serious about the exclusivity of its content. It's all 100% exclusive, reserved for people who pay, and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't mind, but that's exactly why I keep saying that these models have to go into details in their bios. That would make the whole selection process much more simple, and it would feel less like you are blind buying porn.
I would be a prick not to say that Emiiby is absolutely gorgeous. Really elegant. You can tell that the babe invests in herself. Her skin glows, her abs are superb, the tits, the legs, the ass, fucking everything! She looks like a real goddess on that goddamn beach.
Nothing raw or gritty to her. She looks and feels like an exclusive model. That might be a double-edged sword. She doesn't look like she swallows to me, and I certainly don't think she's into hard fetish, but I guess it's all a matter of taste. Just slide in her DMs and fucking ask her. Not that hard.
How much you have to pay
I’ve reviewed this platform before. The prices are set by the models, but most of these horny motherfuckers always end up picking this €11.99 monthly plan. If you want to unlock mym.fans/Emiiby for six months, the price jumps to €47.99.
Now, I’m not fucking blind and you’re not fucking stupid. You know damn well that 11 videos is not a lot of shit. Sure, mym.fans/Emiiby has those 350 images, which is a nice little pile of tits and ass, but it’s not exactly a mountain of porn to drown your dick in. For 30 bucks or something, you could easily buy yourself a proper porn network where you get a whole fuckload of sites and more cocks, cunts, and models.
Mym.fans/Emiiby is all about this one Emily chick. She’s never going to give you the diversity of a big porn site. That’s just fucking reality, but even though that’s true and those are the goddamn facts, mym.fans/Emiiby gives you a couple of things those giant porn networks never could. Let me explain.
It's about interaction
First off all, the content is reserved for the paying members only. That whole exclusivity deal is what adds serious value to mym.fans/Emiiby, whether you like it or not. Secondly, the members of mym.fans/Emiiby get personalized content and messaging.
In simple English, it means you can send messages to Emily. These babes actually want to interact with their fans, and it's them who respond to the messages. Now, that's one of those things you'd never find on that porn network or a standard paysite. Here on mym.fans/Emiiby, you have the chance to communicate with the hoes you are wanking off to, and you know that shit is sometimes more exciting than the porn itself.
Also, about that personalized content. Sure, you’ll have to pay, but if you and Emily agree on the price and what shit you want, she’ll send you a video or a picture made just for your horny motherfucking ass, tailored exactly to your desires. If you think that’s some lame shit, then you’re even more goddamn stupid than I thought.
Live events and shows
I need you to fucking realize that mym.fans/Emiiby is way more exciting than it might look. Whenever I review the platform, I complain about the lack of that initial wow factor. That still fucking stands.
Still, I know how to peel them goddamn layers. I know that mym.fans/Emiiby is about live events and shows, and that's another thing that adds serious value to the platform. In simple words, Emily will go live from time to time. When she does, you will join the show. You will be able to send her messages in real time, as she undresses, suck or fucks. If you tip the hoes, they will sometimes take your wishes into account. Another layer of interaction brought to you by mym.fans/Emiiby. I know I like that shit.
It's worth your money
Mym.fans/Emiiby is one of those motherfuckers that looks simple on the surface but packs a ton of secret sauce once you dig in. First off, let’s get the cons out of the way because, yeah, they exist and we don’t sugarcoat shit here.
The first thing that smacks you in the face is the content count. 11 videos is like, come on, motherfucker. That’s basically a warm-up for your dick. Sure, 354 images is something, but it ain’t a goddamn mountain of porn. If you’re used to the big porn networks where dozens of cunts flood your screen, this is going to feel small and kinda lonely.
Now that we’ve ripped that shit apart, let’s talk about why this platform and Emiiby herself are worth every goddamn cent. First, exclusivity. Every motherfucking image, video, and live show is locked behind the paywall. That’s some real shit you'll never find on a porno dumpster. You pay, and you get exclusive content.
You can slide into Emiiby’s DMs and actually talk to her. Then there’s the live shows. Emily goes live sometimes, and this is where the platform lights up. You can message her in real time while she’s undressing, sucking, or fucking. I don’t know about you, but I like that shit more than any pre-recorded clip where the girl doesn’t even know I exist.
Sure, mym.fans/Emiiby might not be the biggest platform out there. It doesn’t throw fifty models at you at once, but that’s exactly why it works. It’s intimate. It’s personal. It’s exclusive as fuck. Give it a go!
