I know it looks like I review any shit I can find online, but it's not like that. I see hoes all the goddamn time. I've seen more cunts than you've blinked in your entire beta life, so yeah, it's kinda hard to impress me. That’s why when I tell you to pay attention to mym.fans/Jade_emeraud, you fucking better do it. There's this overall playful vibe to the hoe, so let me finally give her the spotlight she deserves!
I know mym.fans
Before I focus on the chick, let me tell you about some crucial stuff. The platform takes good care of the content quality. Even though mym.fans/Jade_emeraud mentions 100% amateur porn, it doesn't mean the videos are grainy. Nah, mym.fans would never allow that shit.
Also, the content is exclusive. Despite the hoe not being a famous pornstar, she will never sell her mym.fans/Jade_emeraud shit on other platforms. You pay for exclusivity here and that's what you get. Really fucking important and fair to the core.
Now, the thing you should NOT expect from mym.fans! This is not a flashy site. It doesn't come with a memorable logo, and it's an overall simple joint. It's made to connect fans with content creators, and that's what it does. At least it ain’t shoving ads up your goddamn ass every two seconds. You get basic filters, a lot of layers, interaction, and genuinely exclusive content. All good. Now let's focus on the hoe! Stay tuned!
Everything I know about Jade Emeraud
Jade Emeraud looks like she's in her thirties, late twenties. Goddamn it, mym.fans/Jade_emeraud is not some lame escort sites where they shove weight, height, and cup size in your face. It's a refined joint, and that means I have to be the prick to eyeball someone's age. All I know is that Jade has a vibe of a MILF and that's actually a good thing in my world. Nothing wrong with a ripe cunt!
She uploads solo shows and collabs to mym.fans/Jade_emeraud, and that means you'll see dicks entering her holes. I see a lot of chicks here on the page too, and that always means lesbian action. Not fucking bad! Actually, the page comes with a bio where Jade explains she does exhibitionism, squirting, peeing, anal, group sex, facial ejaculation, and anal creampies. If you ask me, that's the whole goddamn package. I'm happy I chose to review mym.fans/Jade_emeraud! A hardcore piece of shit!
A lot of images and videos
As you know, I've reviewed the platform before. I know that some of the chicks here don't have a lot of images and videos to show, but luckily, that's not the case this time. Right now, mym.fans/Jade_emeraud has around 700 images and 240 videos to offer. Not fucking bad for just one slut with a limited number of holes!
You know as well as I do that stale content sucks dick. We all want the chicks we pay for to fuck as often as possible, and Jade understands the biz. On top of that, she promises unlimited chatting. That basically means that all subscribers get to message the hoe. She will be the one to reply, not her manager or some shit.
It's that interactive layer I mentioned above. The site offers and sells videos and images, but it also lets you get close and personal with the hoes. That's one of the things that adds crazy value to mym.fans/Jade_emeraud. No question.
The time to see that goddamn content
A lot of previews here. The hoe lets you see a couple of images and clips for free, and just so you know, that's not so common on mym.fans.
The first picture I find is this glorious HD motherfucker showing Jade in a plaid skirt, pigtails, and those nerdy glasses. You know what that shit is all about! Then I spot the chick kneeling down in leather pants. You know, a proper rock vibe, red lipstick, a choker necklace, and all that alt shit. Actually, I see the hoe rocking piercings from time to time. She really transforms like some adult model or shit.
Then I spot Jade and some other slut cuddling by the swimming pool. They are not naked. You don't get the naked content here on mym.fans/Jade_emeraud for free, but the hoes ask if you’re willing to join them. You obviously can’t physically jump in there with your dick out, but in a fucked-up way, you kinda can. Let me fucking explain this shit.
Live and private events
As a subscriber, you get to watch Jade's live and private events. Every now and then, the chick will go live. Once she does, you will join. From that point on, you will watch it all happen in real time. Sometimes, the babe is gonna be solo, but sometimes she'll invite other people. If you are lucky, you're gonna see a threesome or a lesbian show, all live and in real time, and it doesn't get any better than that.
Live shows are popular for a lot of reasons. First off all, it's not staged porn. The babes just go with the flow. It's raw and it's genuine. Also, as it unravels, you can message the performers. If you are lucky, or you are a good tipper, they will notice your messages, reply, and maybe include your suggestions. If you are willing to pay, you can take the chicks to a private show. It's only you two, alone in that damn digital space, and it's something you'll never find on a standard porn site.
We need to discuss money
If you want the monthly subscription, it's gonna cost you €11.99/month. If you want the six-month plan, the price is €47.99. That's pretty fucking affordable.
If you think about it, it's half the price of a monthly plan for the majority of porn paysites. Yeah, in this case, it's just one chick. On the other hand, porn sites give you multiple models. While it's true that mym.fans/Jade_emeraud will never achieve the diversity of a porn network, no matter how hard it tries, it’s also true that this bitch delivers a pretty solid pile of shit when it comes to content.
You can order custom content
As you can see, you’ve got a couple of goddamn options here. If you’re not that into paying big bucks for porn, you just grab the monthly plan and let your dick chill on a budget. If you’ve got a little more cash to throw around, you can tip the chick and drag her into private shows.
Now, if you really feel like spending and going full motherfucker mode, you can order custom content. That’s when you stop being just another horny prick in the crowd and start calling the shots like your cock runs the place.
You ask the chick if she's willing to be your little slut. If she agrees, you pay for that custom video. It's very simple. Depending on what you want, the price is gonna vary. Another thing that's easy to understand.
What matters is that mym.fans/Jade_emeraud gives you way more options than most of the sites, mostly interactive. On top of that shit, you have the images and the videos that the slut has already uploaded, so yeah, mym.fans/Jade_emeraud sounds like a full package.
More affordable than it sounds
Let’s get one thing straight before some broke keyboard warrior starts crying in the comments. Yeah, a lot of people hate paying for porn. They’d rather jerk off to the same recycled bullshit on free tube sites, watching some poor bastard rail a chick filmed on a potato in 2014. Also, there’s also that other crowd that will always pick giant porn networks over pages with just one model. More hoes, more holes, more chaos. I get it.
Sure, porn networks rock, but some may find them cold, corporate, and fake. What's certain is that you are nothing but an anonymous dick in the crowd there. You don’t talk to the girls. You don’t influence shit. You don’t exist to them. You’re just a click, a cookie, and a cumstain in their analytics.
Mym.fans/Jade_emeraud brings photos, videos, live shows, private shows, chatting, customs, and direct interaction. She’s right there, answering messages, taking tips, and letting horny motherfuckers pull the strings if they’re willing to pay. Compared to most porn sites charging more for less and giving you zero interaction, mym.fans/Jade_emeraud is not expensive. It's actually affordable.
Yeah, it’s not a giant porn factory with endless models. It doesn’t try to be, but what it gives you instead is access, and access is where the real freaks live. You’re involved. Mym.fans/Jade_emeraud is for people who actually want their porn alive, responsive, and dripping with options. One model, yeah, but one model doing a hell of a lot more than most entire networks ever will.
