In my opinion, every lover of decent smut deserves a taste of Noochka. Haha, I know this is where you wankers start thinking hard wondering what the fuck that is. To be fair, it does sound like the name of an alcohol brand, doesn't it? Well, she is nothing of that sort, and you read right; Noochka is a chick and a very hot one at that. She is way hotter than most of the pornstars you lot already wanked your weiners to, and she doesn't lose out in terms of beauty too.
So if you were going about your day and probably started reading this by coincidence or curiosity, a big congrats to you. Your curiosity and luck paid off, because Noochka is the type of chick that grows on you. I have been gooning to her content for so long that I don't even remember the exact day I started. What I do know however is that I have been constantly fapping to her stuff multiple times daily like it's a doctor's prescription.
You gooners have struck gold with her this time around, and you will understand just how much of an erotic goddess she is when you subscribe to her on MYM. However, trust me to always keep you losers informed about all the erotic goodies she offers. I know surprises are fun, but still, the thrill increases when you have an idea of what you are looking forward to, right?
You Are Gonna Be Back Once You Get A First Taste
So, on that note, keep reading and let go of your puny cocks for now. Believe me, you will have a lot of time to stroke those dicks soon enough. Noochka isn't a magician who does hypnotic shit, but at the same time, she could be accused of being one. Her content does have that sort of effect on people,so I really think it is possible she knows some spells, haha.
On a more serious note though, there is something about her content that will keep you coming back for more. She isn't one of those chicks you can subscribe to, then decide to call it quits after the first month. Unless you suddenly decide to become a monk who no longer faps, or perhaps become a gay ass dude overnight, there is no way you won't be renewing your subscription. Mind you, this is not a baseless claim.
I mentioned earlier that I wank to that chick multiple times a day like it's some kind of medicine, and I am serious about it. My cock has been getting more strokes these days than it has gotten in the first year I discovered the joys of masturbation. In other words, Noochka has got me under her thumb, and I enjoy being there.
Unapologetically Slutty And Freaky
Generally, I expect quite a lot sexually from any chick that looks a certain type of way. If you are always dressing up in a hot and slutty kind of way, I will automatically expect you to be a freak. Bright colored hair, piercings, tattoos and all of that stuff to me are like an indication of boldness and wildness. I know some of you fuckers might say its a stereotype but I don't give a fuck.
The wildest freaks I have bedded so far weren't exactly wearing barbie dresses, you know, haha. I have had one chick with a pierced tongue do stuff to my cock I never even saw in any porn movie, and I damn nearly signed off my house to her while cumming down her throat. So, believe me when I say, stereotypes like that have got quite the element of truth in them.
Anyways, judging by initial appearance, Noochka looks every bit like that girl your momma warned you about. Yeah, she is every bit that type of girl that would lead you down the path of depravity and wild erotic adventures. Of course, we all would love nothing more than to be led down that path right now, wouldn't we? Hehe.
Those Wild And Naughty Eyes
Don't get me wrong, she is very pretty, with a face that can only be called a head turner. However, her eyes give away that trace of erotic wildness that tells you that she is as nasty as she is beautiful.
As the saying goes ‘the eyes never lie’, and in hers, I could see the slut just waiting for the slightest opportunity to come out and dance. To be clear, what you wankers will be seeing on her MYM is her slutty side fully unleashed, and I must say, it's one addictive sight.
She has got pink colored hair, and honestly any dude might get carried away by her really good looks, until they see her taking the full length of a really long cock down her throat. That is when it becomes clear that Noochka is no angel, but a pretty sex demon looking for the next cock to drain. She reminds me of a chick I met at a party one time that had similar eyes.
When it was time for a Truth Or Dare game, this chick didn't pick Truth even once. Mind you, she kept looking forward to more outrageous dares as the game went on, and before the night was over, all her holes were filled up with multiple cocks. I tell you, chicks with the type of eyes Noochka got are the freakiest ones you will ever find. And if you do find one, I sure hope for your sake that you have got enough energy to keep up with her, haha.
Her Content On MYM
I am not exaggerating when I say Noochka offers a lot of naughty stuff on her MYM platform. Till date, I count her page as one of the most worthwhile subscriptions I ever did, and yes, I have been a recurring subscriber since the first month I found her. That chick is just too damn addictive.
Sextapes
So, Noochka does hookups a lot, I can tell you this for a fact. She is always either on top of a cock, or on the way to the next one. Videos of her adventures with dudes she has banged are available for viewing on her page, and subscribing gives you instant access to all of these videos. She is wild as fuck and I have never seen anyone so excited and cheerful to have a cock plunged deep inside her holes.
Her blowjob skills are crazy too, and honestly, you are gonna keep asking yourself how the hell someone can suck cock that good. Of course, her spreading her pussy open from various positions to receive cock is an image that will most definitely remain in your thoughts once you wank off to it for the first time. Threesomes, orgies, anal, squirting and lots more are also not left out. So yeah, there are a lot of videos to keep you wankers stroking as I promised earlier.
Lesbian Sextapes
Noochka has got pretty female friends that are equally as freaky as she is. So, If you have ever wondered what two hot and freaky chicks do whenever they are alone in a room, you should subscribe to her MYM page and find out.
Solo Masturbation Videos
Noochka also has an array of colorful and large toys in her custody, and she loves to play with them. Her solo videos are a certified cock drainer, and you should see how this chick digs out her pussy like she is searching for gold. I guess to her, a creamy orgasm does count as one at the end of the day, haha.
Private Messaging & Custom Request
Noochka also responds to all her messages and accepts custom requests. So, you can always tell her what your naughty fantasies are, and watch her bring them to life. Remember you can only send her messages when you subscribe, so hurry up now.