Lush Stories

LushStories! One of the glorious things about porno is that it lets us see our fantasies played out in lurid, living color. Sometimes, though, your fantasies get ruined by bad acting, unenthusiastic humping or fucked-up breast implants. I know some of you perverts are into stuff too kinky for video, too. These are just a couple of the reasons erotic story sites like lushstories.com will always stick around, even in a futuristic world of live webcam boobs and VR sex helmets.

Written porn obviously ain’t for everyone. It takes a little more effort and brainpower to do the reading and imagine the depravity than having it injected straight into your eyeballs. It’s worth it to LushStories’s visitors, though, who still flock to the site by the millions more than a decade after its inception.

Erotic Stories By the Numbers

Just about every porn site on the net has some wild claims on their front page. It’s like every one of them is the biggest and best collection of smut the world has ever seen. For the most part, it’s unverifiable bragging. Lush Stories actually gives you some hard numbers, though.

The very top of the screen says the site has nearly 400k members. Almost 4k of them are online now, and 84 of them are currently in chat rooms. That indicates a very active community of perverts. An active community means there’s always a conversation, and more than 3 million forum posts back that up. The active community also suggests a lot of filthy content.

That suggestion is proven with more numbers. They’ve published more than 50k stories, nearly 400k images, and more than 200k blog posts. The front page shows just the tip of that collection.

I can’t help noticing the Login box. Above the username and password fields is a button that says Join Lush. It makes me think of bath bombs, and a donation-supported smut site being completely crushed by a big cosmetic company if anybody notices the shared name. WTF do I know about copyright law?

There’s Erotic Poetry, Too

I once had a nice wank session

Then went to the poetry section

I read a few rhymes

And wasted my time

And that’s how I lost my erection

LushStories’s collection only shows Stories by default, but you can also choose to show Poems or All. The poetry section is updated nearly as much as the stories, which shocked the ever-living fuck out of me. I figured it was the kind of self-indulgence you get on any site devoted to masturbating, but people are actually rating and commenting on the stuff.

Me? I’m more into the low-brow life advice scratched into filthy bathroom stalls. The poetry on LushStories takes itself a lot more seriously. It’s the kind of poetry that doesn’t even rhyme most of the time. I ain’t a connoisseur, but I think you art fags are going to be happy.

A Constant Stream of Written Porno

The porn is served in a different format than most on LushStories, but a lot of the delivery is the same. By default, they show the Latest stuff here, too. You can also sort by Popular or most Viewed if you’d prefer.

Any method you choose might be a little overwhelming. There’s a lot here, and man, it’s fucking filthy. You’re going to love it.

We really live in a golden age of porn. Whatever you’re into, there’s so much of it coming out right now, and it’s so fucking easy to get to. LushStories is like a gushing stream of porn stories. There are a few dozen stories on the front page, and they’ve all been uploaded within the last couple of days.

Since the sex scenes are all text, the new items look more like a blog than the thumbnailed lists you see on other free sex sites. Each story has a one-sentence summary, the intro paragraph, and some basic info like word count and date added. The most useful information is the Average Score, the Categories, and the Tags.

I half-expected all the stories to be in one category, written by a couple of weirdos who took over the site after being kicked off Reddit and 4chan for being too perverted. There’s actually a pretty wide variety.

The newest story is Part 1 of a story about online fuck buddies. It’s tagged with Oral, Straight Sex, and Same Room Sex and filed under Swingers. Earlier in the day, someone added a First Time story about a young man helping a lady motorist and getting a free lesson in exchange. The tags on this one are surely enticing to somebody: Frustrate, Puncture, Bold, Engorged, Moiston.

There’s an Interracial tale with Blowjob and BBC, and a Cuckold story that has Domination, Chastity, Medical, and Edging. There’s a Straight Sex story that takes place in a Tent at a music festival, and a MILF piece with Exhibitionism, Voyeur, and Vacation.

Only a few of the new stories are under a thousand words. These are full-length literary fuckfests running thousands of words. A couple on the front page run nearly 10,000 words each, or about 40 pages printed. There’s very easily a whole novel’s worth of sex scenes published on LushStories every week.

What Kinda Freaky Shit You Into?

The front page has cuckolding, gay-blowjobs, group sex, exhibitionism, and a slew of other things you’re not supposed to do in public. I have to admit, I’m surprised by how vanilla it seems. This is pretty normal porn territory, the kink no kinkier than the 50 Shades of Grey shit all the housewives are into these days.

That’s just the newest stuff, though. Next, I sorted the whole collection by most popular of all time. The very top story is a bit of Voyeur erotica called Nightline. It’s got Masturbation, Three-Way, and Public Sex. It was added to LushStories way back in 2012, so the story’s got some real staying power. The second most popular story is another voyeur story by the same author.

Things start to get a little harder as we move down the page. There’s rough sex with Choking, Gagging, and Rimming. There’s a Taboo seduction story called college students, which is already enough information to make me raging hard, and another first-time story filed under Lesbian and opening with mom walking into the room.

First times are popular as hell here, as are all kinds of depraved activities on college campuses that would make the woke fuckers piss themselves, which could then be written into a story filed under Watersports. There’s a good amount of Science Fiction and Fantasy, but it doesn’t dominate the place like on a hentai site.

The full Categories list is short. In fact, it’s too short for a collection of over 50,000 stories. I looked for a page with a long list, expecting hundreds, but they’re all on the left sidebar. It’s just a few dozen subgenres of literary porno.

The list does have some kinky shit you don’t find on most porn sites. There’s Mind Control and Horror. Taboo is labeled as Taboo Fantasies which I find interesting. They didn’t point out that the Monster Sex was probably just fantasy, too. There were a few big holes in their catalog that I see on other story sites, so I checked the FAQ.

LushStories doesn’t allow stories with even references to minors, nor do they allow any abuse, or various kinds of violence. They allow piss but no shit. Sex with animals is prohibited by the rules, and there’s not even a furry section. There’s no fan fiction, either, or stories with celebrities. Breaking any of the rules can get you banned.

Most of you are going to be fine with those rules, but I know some of you are going to go scrambling. Check my big list of story sites to find your bag. Besides the content restrictions, my only issue was that such a big collection could be organized a little better. Convincing writers to tag their stories better and work on their summaries would be step one.

Overall, LushStories is worth a look if you’re into sexy stories. It’s free, so you’ve got nothing to lose, and it’s a fucking massive library. I’d recommend this one in particular if the other erotic lit sites are too hardcore and kinky for you.