All your dick needs is a little TLC, and your whole life could make a turnaround. Sure, you’re horny as fuck and just want to cum, but your urges go deeper than that. You want a woman to look out for your best interests, and who is better armed to do so than a nurse with big tits? Giving a fuck is every nurse's middle name. If a bitch won’t do it for free, grab some health insurance, pick up skateboarding late in life, and wait for the inevitable to happen.
A little Blue Cross Blue Shield is all the foreplay you’ll need to feel the tender touch of a woman getting paid to examine your body… but not getting paid in that way. Pretty soon, you’ll forget all about your neighborhood crush. Pretty soon you’ll be suffering injuries every week.
Unfortunately, your body can only handle so much abuse, so you should mix in some of the nurse porn on FapHouse to give yourself a break from learning kick flips. It’s like having your own personal hospital right there in your mother’s basement.
You’re all here because you want a nurse to fix your broken boner and maybe your pathetic self-esteem while she’s at it. FapHouse.com/c/Nurse/Videos?Slug=Nurse knows exactly what kind of loser you are. These videos are the closest you’ll ever get to a woman pretending to care about you while also riding you like a hospital gurney.
Lucky for you fucks, navigating FapHouse is easier than faking a cough to get out of gym class. The menu is so simple you won’t have to hit the nurses button to figure out what’s happening. You’ll still hit the button, but it will be for different reasons. Accessibility? You bet. It’s like having a slutty nurse on speed dial, except she won’t call the cops when you whip it out. Mobile works great, so you can get your fix in the hospital bathroom, behind your bed, or out in the courtyard.
Big Numbers
There are 7,500 nurse videos here, which is about 7,499 more nurses than you’ll ever see naked in real life. FapHouse.com/c/Nurse/Videos?Slug=Nurse is basically the Pornhub of medical roleplay, except you don’t need insurance or a co-pay. You want modern hospital smut? Got it. You want retro nurses from the 80s with hair bigger than your porn stash? They’ve got that too. Check out "Pleasure Nurses" from 1985—back when the only thing tighter than the scrubs was the perm.
This place is like a medicine cabinet for your dick—there’s something for every sicko. Want old-school? The vintage section will take you back to when nurses wore real uniforms, and nobody shaved anything. Prefer modern? The new stuff is so high-def you’ll see the five-minute stubble already growing in.
Why is "Pleasure Nurses" trending? Because it’s the boomers and Gen Xers that love nurse porn the most. They are actually in need of the care. The plot is cheesier than your socks, but who cares? These nurses knew how to brighten up 1985—mostly by getting railed on camera while wearing hats that look like dinner plates.
Ultra Premium Membership Options
Ever wanted to try before you buy, but you’re too broke to even think about it? The 2-day trial is $1.48. If you can’t afford that shit, you are truly in desperate straits. Go ahead, binge all the nurse smut your greasy little heart desires before you crawl back to free porn.
Ready to pretend you’re in a real relationship? The one-month plan is $17.99, which is less than you’d spend on a date you’ll never have. By the end of that month, your dick will look like a deflated balloon.
If you’re ready to make one of the biggest commitments of your pathetic life, there’s a 3-month plan for $14.99 a month, a year for $12.74 a month, or you can just go full degenerate and buy a lifetime membership for $399.99. That means every day you beat off on FapHouse you’ll be saving more money. It will be economically responsible to beat off. You can’t beat that,
Ultra Premium Membership Benefits
There are 1,404,317 full videos across all categories. Even my most goonish fans won’t be able to keep up with that shit. FapHouse.com will keep you stroking until you actually need a nurse for real.
Early access means you get to see the new nurse smut before all the other desperate creeps. Ultra-premium lets you download 500 videos a month. You’re going to need to build a quantum computer if you want to get the most every month out of those 500 downloads.
You can stream in 4k, so you’ll be able to read a bitches name tag from 100 yards out. Subtitles are there too, in case you’re deaf and horny. However, I’m quite familiar with the deaf community. It’s a horny group of motherfuckers. They’re only rivaled by theater kids. If you’re deaf, getting laid should be an issue… and if you’re not deaf, join your local theater company.
Faphouse is the only organization that will ever award you VIP status. The Country Club certainly isn’t doing it. Check your page to replay the best moments you seem to watch over and over again. This isn’t just a porn membership; it’s an upgrade for your sad little life.
Plain Premium Membership
Alright, let’s talk about the plain old premium membership. It’s like getting a handjob instead of a blowjob—nice, but you know you’re missing out. Five downloads a month? That’s barely enough for a weekend. HD streaming is fine if you like your porn looking like it’s from 2012. Basically, it’s a tease, just like every girl you’ve ever messaged online.
Now, if you want the full buffet and you’re ready to admit you have a problem, ultra-premium is where it’s at. It’s for the real porn addicts who want every perk unlocked. It’s like trading your tricycle for a Ferrari, except you’ll still be riding solo.
In the end, it’s all about how deep you want to shove your credit card into this nurse fantasy. Both plans have their perks, but if you want to go full degenerate, ultra-premium is the way to go.
Piece by Piece
Don’t have the steady income required to take on another monthly bill? Would your mom be pissed if she had to pay both your cell phone and your porn bill? You can just buy videos one at a time, when you have the dough, like the picky little perv you are. Prices go from about $5 to about $40, so no matter what your wallet looks like, there’s something for you.
FapHouse.com/c/Nurse/Videos?Slug=Nurse will take your money any way you want to give it—card, PayPal, crypto, or even those sad Walmart gift cards your grandma gave you so you wouldn’t spend her Christmas gifts on hookers. Hell, you could probably pay in Monopoly money if you begged hard enough. There’s no excuse for you not to get your fix.
Related Tags
When it comes to your weird niche nurse kinks, FapHouse.com/c/Nurse/Videos?Slug=Nurse has you covered. Thai nurse? Army nurse? Hentai nurse? These motherfuckers have it all and more. You want discipline? You want anime? You want bondage? Stop pretending like you don’t want it all.
If you’re into cartoons, hentai nurse is there for you. Why bother fucking around with real women when real women don’t fuck around with you? Have you been a bad boy? Nurse bondage will show you what happens when you fail your physical. No malpractice suits, just a lot of rope and regret.
Like the classics? Retro nurse is for you—back when uniforms were starched, and nobody had heard of waxing. Feeling brave? Nurse sounding is there to ruin your day and make you wonder how your urethra turned into a pussy. With all these tags, you’ll always have something fun to watch on FapHouse.
Meet Sexy Nurse Jenn
When you step into FapHouse.com/c/Nurse/Videos?Slug=Nurse, say hello to Sexy Nurse Jenn, the MILF nurse you wish would check your temperature with her tits. She’s got the kind of rack that should be used as a stethoscope.
Nurse Jenn loves breaking taboos and banging younger (18+) guys who look like they’ve never seen a real boob before. Her natural rack gives college guys bug eyes. If you’re into MILFs, she’s the cure for your boredom and your blue balls.
Nurses are one of those eternal fetishes that men will never get bored of. That’s why FapHouse made sure that their collection of nurse porn is top-notch.
