I sometimes joke around and shit and say that my dream career as the undisputed king of porn reviews is one that doesn't come without its downsides. Sometimes, it can be slightly stressful because I am constantly approached by a myriad of porn fuelled sluts who have read my work and want to try the infamous fuck stick of the Porn Dude, ideally for tens of hours on end. And, hey, who the hell am I to say no?
Of course, I say this tongue in cheek. Quite literally, actually, because I am often French kissing these bitches while I turn their pussies into something that looks like a punched lasagne. No, I joke because there are all the careers out there that are 1000 times more stressful and definitely not the kind of lines of work that I tend to envy at all, although I do wholeheartedly respect them, that's for sure!
I'm talking about stuff like being a nurse because, fuck me, from long hours to the kind of stress that can push some people to the absolute brink of self-destruction, this is one hard and unforgiving career at times. However, have you ever heard the saying that nurses not only like to work hard but equally play hard? Well, it's absolutely true, and it's safe to say that many women in this profession are some of the most hypersexualized bitches you will ever meet.
Shit, did you think that it was a coincidence that the sexy nurse’s uniform has become so prevalent in the bedrooms of countless people around the world over the years? Did you also know that there are dedicated platforms out there that are churning out the kind of porn that revolves around slutty nurses showing you how they like to let their hair down when they have a spare few minutes on the hospital ward? Well, one of them is called Exposednurses.com, and it's exactly that website that you're gonna be brought into today!
What is Exposednurses.com?
Exposednurses.com is an old school-looking premium porn platform that revolves around the filthiest goings on inside a gynaecologist's clinic. What most of the themes of porn you will find within revolve around is slutty nurses being left alone in the gynaecologist's room and getting spicy with all of the tools and instruments lying around them while spreading themselves out in the gyno chair.
Oh, but because this is a premium porn site, you will have to hand over some dough to get access to all of the dirty nursing smut within. When I was writing this review with my fuck rod quivering in my hand, Exposednurses.com was asking for around $25 a month for a standard membership. If you go for a six-month block membership, though, you can expect to pay a reduced price of around $15 a month.
What's the Slutty Nurse Porn Like on Exposednurses.com?
But in the next part of the review, it's time for our horny asses to slide into this sleazy gynaecologist studio and see exactly what kind of filthy antics these slutty nurses get up to when they are left alone with their own perverted thoughts!
1. Czech nurse’s speculum adventure - This absolutely stunning Czech girl with jet black hair has the kind of eyes that are equipped with fake eyelashes that can captivate you from the start. However, when you look at those slutty fake eyelashes and the gigantic fake Botox clips that she has going on, you also get an idea that this bitch is a little bit on the bratty side and likes to play hard just as much as she works hard. That's why, after being left alone in the gynaecologist's studio for 10 minutes or so, she has found herself stripping down to her slutty lingerie and experimenting with all of the tools that her boss has left lying around. If you think that her pussy looks perfect as it is, just wait till she puts a speculum in it and shows you what that pink honey pot looks like in all of its sleazy glory.
2. Dirty euro nurse spreads her slit - While the last nurse might have looked like a bratty little Thot, this next one is a glasses-wearing chick who genuinely does look like she's just graduated from medical university and is enjoying her opening stages of a nursing career. However, even though she has worked super hard to get to this point, she is willing to risk it all by getting naughty when she is alone in the gynaecologist's studio and watching her lift up her nursing uniform to spread her cheeks wide and introduce you to the nastiest parts of her 21-year-old European pussy is an absolutely gorgeous sight. While she might look all sweet and innocent in those thick and nerdy glasses, don't underestimate this bitch because she is about as sleazy as you can get.
3. Nasty asian nurse indulges in some muff spreading action - And if you have a soft spot for slutty Asian nurses, this scene on Exposednurses.com is gonna drive you wild! Here we see a gorgeously seductive Asian nurse with some of the most captivating eyes you've ever seen, not to mention a body that you would love to have bouncing all over your cock for hours on end. After stripping out of her nursing uniform but leaving it hanging around her gorgeous skin, you get to see her incredible tits and her hairline slit. However, it doesn't allow maintain that hairline vibe for long because she has soon subjected her twat to the kind of medical grade masturbation that has her toes curling up and her seductive eyes rolling from side to side inside of her sex fuelled head.
The Design of the Site
Exposednurses.com welcomes you in with a slightly generic logo that spells out the studio’s name in white text on a bright red box. This is then joined by a slideshow of gorgeously high definition imagery pulled from some of the site's most popular scenes, and you'll also find some text up here telling you what the gist of the porn studio’s theme is all about. Ah, this is also where you will find the main menu, which takes you to places like the members-only section, the sign-up page, latest updates, and a list of ‘’nurses’’ which is where you will find a portfolio of the adult models who are starring in the scenes.
Then, Exposednurses.com shows you a vertical selection of all the latest nursing porn scenes on the site, and each one comes with a collage of imagery and metadata telling you everything from the video formats and content tags to the number of XXX photos contained within and the photo resolution. Plus, there is a button to download the scene and all of the accompanying porn photos.
What I Like Most About it
Exposednurses.com has a pretty unique XXX theme going on, that's for sure. I love a porn theme that tries its best to think outside of the box, and this is definitely one of them. It doesn't just do the same old tried and tested nurse sex but instead throws a gynaecologist vibe into the mix, and it works very well because watching these bitches experiment on their own slits using gynaecologist tools is an epic aesthetic.
At first, I took a look at some of the scenes on Exposednurses.com and assumed that it was a classic porn studio from the Czech Republic that only hired native women or those from surrounding European countries. But, shit, as I dug deeper, I found that the portfolio of nurse sluts was diverse as could be, and I was able to find everything from slutty blonde British chicks with meaty pussies to Asian nurses with the kind of perverted personality that would make a JAV porn producer blush.
Exposednurses.com also makes a pretty decent introduction with that slideshow that roars into action from the second you first appear at the homepage. After all, this is a gorgeous array of extremely high-definition photography from the most popular scenes, and it does a good job of grabbing you by the balls from the moment you arrive. However, that's not to say that there aren't some design flaws a little bit further down on the site.
What I Don’t Like
If someone is considering paying for a premium subscription, then they are going to want to see as much sample content of what kind of works they're gonna be getting their hands on after signing up as possible. This is where Exposednurses.com let itself down a little bit because the previews of the videos themselves just show you a few photos and don't have anything in the way of a description. And, a free trailer? Forget it! Clicking on these videos just brings you straight to the sign-up page.
Suggestions I Have for Exposednurses.com
I have a few suggestions for the homepage on Exposednurses.com. My first would be to start writing some decent scene descriptions that really drive home what goes on inside of these clips and underline just how spicy the content within is, because just reading the metadata accompanying them doesn't really do much for your cock or clitty.
My other suggestion is to provide a free studio trailer that sits at the top of the homepage and allows people to see all of the perverted sights and sounds that come with these scenes. Basically, it should be a short but sweet collection of different moments of the site’s most popular scenes.
Conclusion
Exposednurses.com is an overall old school-looking premium XXX platform that brings a hefty collection of nursing porn that has a gynaecologist twist to it, and it looks well-made and stars a very diverse range of fetish models across its works. However, if you're considering signing up, you should be aware that you won't get much in the way of free sample content beforehand, and you will have to take a bit of a gamble.
