ThisVid is a pornsite that claims to be the number one place for homemade porn videos. It's a very bold claim to make, especially as there are quite a good number of pornsites that offer homemade porn these days. However, I can tell you plainly that ThisVid deserves every word of that claim. Of course, my confidence in the site is not founded on “bro, trust me” sources.
Rather, I have known the site for a long time, and visited it more times than I have been to see my great grand aunt. So, yeah, I know the site like it's the hairs on my balls. In fact, the site is one of the few ones that has had me in a chokehold since the first time I visited, just the same way unemployment has been barebacking you losers for ages, haha.
Anyways, I know you cunts most definitely aren't reading this because you love to read. That would be the biggest joke of the century. It's like saying politicians love the masses wholeheartedly, hehe. yeah, I would rather believe someone trying to sell me the pacific ocean. My point is, you losers only want to know about the next site that has got free awesome farts porn.
That's the reason you are reading this. I can swear that some of you even have your cocks in your hands as you are reading right now. You want to bust a nut to farts porn, then do it again, and again, don't you? Hehe, well it's nothing to be embarrassed about, afterall I wank a lot too. Even with all the millions I have got, my cock loves some tugging from time to time. So, when the urge hits, I dash off to ThisVid, watch some naughty farts porn, jerk off, go at it again…then get some much needed rest. In other words, ThisVid is the site for losers like you all who want some nasty ass farts porn for free.
A Hub You Should Check Out If You Fancy Yourself Some Nasty Farts Porn
So, you losers now know about a site like ThisVid. You now know it has got lots of farts porn, big deal. However, I think I still need to explain to you cunts just how much of a big deal this site really is. Maybe that will help you fuckers understand the gold mine that has just been revealed to your undeserving asses. It has been a long while since I first knew about a site like ThisVid. Now, seeing as I have been visiting the site and wanking off to farts porn on it for that long, you would think I ran out of fresh videos at one point, right?
Well, it would interest you to know that it never happened once. There was never a time I had to revisit an old video because the site didn't have new ones. You know why? It's because the site gets updated regularly.
In other words, the odds of you wankers suddenly becoming billionaires is greater than the odds of ThisVid running out of farts porn updates. As long as you have got love for farts porn, you can as well just camp on ThisVid, and that would be all you need to be satisfied everyday. The site has got so many farts porn videos that at one point, I began to wonder how it manages to hold so many videos in its library.
Don't forget that ThisVid actually has many other porn categories, yet, just its collection or farts porn had me gasping because of the sheer amount. So, in essence, if you are looking for a hub where you can wank off to farts porn till your cock is sore and your balls are empty, ThisVid is the place for you.
Website Content
ThisVid isn't called the number one place for homemade porn for nothing, you know. I don't know which other sites you cunts may have visited in a bid to calm your raging cocks, but I can bet that none comes close to ThisVid in terms of homemade farts porn. The site allows registered users to upload videos, so there are farts videos from various sources everywhere. In fact, being on the site feels like being in a farts porn market but with a ‘take anything for free’ policy.
For example, the last time I was on the site, the first video that caught my attention was that of a chick who chose to not show her face. However, her pussy and asshole was as clear as tax rates. She was peeing and farting into a tub of water at the same time. Like, it was so nasty and my cock went into hard mode before I knew it.
One thing I noticed is that every fart video on the site has elements of kinkiness and seems like it was selected for real perverts who just wanna wank to the dirtiest farts porn they can find. Well, I am sure that's a description that suits every single one of you wankers currently reading this, so it's all good.
Anyways, from that first video, I proceeded to the next one. This one was way different, but equally nasty. A hot mistress was depositing some really loud and smelly farts into the mouth of her female slave. I know you lezdom fans are gonna be drooling when you see this. I admit, I love some nasty lesbian fart action so i busted a nut to this particular video before moving on to the next one.
There are lots of farts porn videos ranging from amateur scenes of hot chicks farting on male slaves, to gang farting by multiple chicks on one lucky bloke. I can imagine how awesome it would feel to have various hotties fart on you at the same time, damn. There are also ebony ladies showing how much gas they got stored up in there, Brazilian chicks farting, face sitting and lots more.
These videos are all free to stream, and although it sucks that there is no download feature, the site does have a decent video player. Also, some of the videos are really short, and there are even some that qualify as clips rather than videos, but you will still find lots of longer ones. Lastly, the video quality of videos may vary and some may not be in HD quality, however for every low quality video you find, there will be many more better ones just waiting for you to check them out.
Website Design
ThisVid has a simple website layout that makes it very easy for visitors to explore the site. The site background is dark, and there are no excessive graphics. In fact, calling the site an overly basic one would be accurate, because in terms of appearance, it's just there. However, in terms of efficiency, there is little to complain about. Video thumbnails are arranged in uniform rows and columns, and unlike the boring static thumbnails on some sites, these are the type that give previews. You can see exactly how many times a video has been viewed along with the time it was uploaded to the site, and even the uploader. Plus, you can drop comments under any video as long as you are a registered user.
The search bar can assist you with narrowing down a specific kind of farts porn video, and each video has tags, but apart from that, the site seems to lack other sorting options. I also noticed that there were no ads whenever I was on the site, although it could have been because my adblocker was active. So, maybe you losers should use one when visiting just to be safe.
Mobile And Desktop Experience
The mobile and desktop versions of the site are similar both in appearance and performance. Visitors will enjoy a seamless browsing experience on both ends regardless of their preferred devices.
What I Like
The site has lots of homemade farts porn. All videos on the site are free. You also don't necessarily need to register to access videos on the site. Lastly, the site is easy to navigate.
What I Hate
Visitors need to register to access all features like uploading videos, and dropping comments. Some videos are really short, and the quality of videos vary.
