Welcome to sarahgregoryspanking.com! I've heard about Sarah before, and that's already a good fucking sign. When a chick, any chick, manages to stay in my alpha brain long enough for me to remember her name, you know she brings something unique to the table. I also know she runs a couple of fetish sites, but today, I'll be reviewing sarahgregoryspanking.com. Ready when you are!
Let's get started
I load the site and I see three naked chicks. Fucking hallelujah! I've reviewed a shitload of spanking sites, and it's very rare to find a fully nude bitch. The butts are always naked, but to see tits, that's not something that happens every day. Thank you Sarah, for this exquisite view of HD tits.
Yup, it's all HD and crisp, 1920x1080, and that's the first major thing I expect from paysites. When you want my money, the least you can do is give me something I can actually jerk off to without squinting like a blind old man.
On the other hand, sarahgregoryspanking.com is not particularly pretty. I've never been a fan of that deal where the homepage has a shitload of blank space, just makes it look obsolete, so yeah, Sarah could have done a better job design-wise. The wow factor here on the homepage are those six naked tits. Yup, three chicks, two tits each, so six nipples to help me get through the review. Let's move on!
Over 600 full-length spanking videos
Sure, I've reviewed many websites with way more videos than 600, but I want you to remember that sarahgregoryspanking.com is a fetish site. It has a very hard focus on spanking, so it's no wonder that the collection doesn't count hundreds of thousands. Yeah, we all love drowning in endless porn and mountains of dicks, but you gotta keep your expectations in check.
I find this About Us section where Sarah explains she's always been into spanking. Somewhere along the line, she decided to start shooting porn, and thank fuck for that. She brags about hiring diverse models, some of which are famous among the spanking circles, and that she uploads new flicks every week. That's a major plus. It's hard to find a fetish site with regular updates, just so you know.
Long dick short, sarahgregoryspanking.com features disciplinary spankings, playful encounters, female and male domination and submission, and all that shit. Sarah tries to be creative when making kinky porn. She edits them, directs, and produces, spanks and gets spanked, so yeah, the babe definitely deserves my stamp of approval. Sarah, keep up the good work! Keep that kinky shit coming!
Misbehaving chicks getting spanked
I check out the site's latest flick, and it happens in the Principal's office. She's a MILF, or better said, a mature babe with gray hair, and there's this naughty student named Lily. She's an inked hoe with a nice, pale ass. She's caught cheating on an exam, so she goes to the office of Principal Bernadette. A very fitting name for an old domme.
As it usually happens, the MILF orders the chick to bend over the desk. That's when she gets spanked. The bitch gets her ass caned, exactly 18 goddamn times. Don’t ask me why the fuck the number matters, but maybe you spanking freaks get off on that kind of detail. Eighteen strokes of the cane, eighteen strokes of your dick, like you’re both counting down to blow your loads in sync or some kinky shit like that. Hell if I know, but it sure as fuck works!
You get a decent trailer, the video description, as well as a couple of pictures, and those are your previews. You'll absolutely gonna know what you are paying for beforehand, and that's another major plus for sarahgregoryspanking.com. I fucking love it when paysites are transparent, decent and fair to its future members, so yeah, all fucking good. Let's see what else is there.
What the fuck is that prison shit
I continue to snoop around and find this prison flick. Once again, the video description is fucking huge. It mentions Rachel Adams and Alana Noex. They get stripped, shackled, and processed like horny criminals. I dunno. Maybe they were smuggling dildoes or ass plugs. Who the fuck knows?!
Sarah Gregory joins them, and this time, she's a nurse. Below her nurse uniform lies a fierce sadist who uses a cane to punish the hoes. Alana gets 24 strokes of the cane, and Rachel gets 36. What the fuck is up with those numbers! By the end, Rachel's ass looks like it's been signed by a tiger. Very hot shit, if you ask me.
Somewhere along the road, Rachel starts mouthing off, because of course she fucking does, bless her stubborn little ass! That's when Sarah whips out the tawse. If you don’t know what that is, it’s like a leather tongue. Look it up on Google or something! Long dick short, it's not gentle. It's about power, pain, and pussies paying the price, and I fucking love every second of it.
I know you want to join
A shitfuck of VIP options for you fucks! Good for you, bad for me! I’ve gotta sit here crunching numbers like some fucking accountant, but I'll take one for the team!
It goes like this. When it comes to the monthly plans, the price of the recurring one is $29.95, while the non-recurring option is $32.95. The price of the 90-day recurring plan is $56.95, while you'd have to pay $59.95 for the same but non-recurring option. Next up is the 180-day non-recurring option priced at $99.95.
When it comes to the annual plans, the recurring option is $149.95. The same but the non-recurring option is currently priced at $149.95. So yeah, the same, which is kinda odd, but Sarah is the fucking boss!
Check out the DVD store
Sure, you can go VIP and unlock the whole site, and if you ask me, that's the best thing you can do for your cock. It's the cheapest shit. Of course, if you want to test the waters or simply buy individual flicks, if that's your jam, you can do that too. Sarah has an online DVD store where you can buy the videos and keep them forever.
Just to give you an idea, the price of this Cry And Punishment video is $24, while the Punished Again Poor Sarah deal is priced at $34. It all depends on how long the video is, if it features one or multiple hoes, if its severe, naked, and all that shit.
Finally, you have the Customs option. Long boner short, you can contact Sarah and ask for some specific shit. I guess you can ask for a specific uniform, if you want a paddle, a brush or a leather belt, if you want it sadistic, BDSM, and all that shit. The more kinks you want, the pricier it's gonna be. Also, if you'll allow Sarah to upload that custom video to her site, it's gonna be cheaper when compared with the option where you want that video for you and only you.
Time for me to close the case
Not fucking perfect. It’s got that outdated layout with too much empty space, like Sarah forgot to finish decorating the dungeon. Also, some cheap motherfuckers will start bitching about how they actually have to pay for the content, like quality porn’s supposed to fall from the sky for free. Boo-fucking-hoo!
I can also fucking see some of you fucks complaining about the absence of penetration. I mean, if you expect cumshots from sarahgregoryspanking.com, you are free to fuck off. This Sarah chick is about spanking, discipline, and making asses red. It's not about dicks and you have to learn to live with that fact.
This site’s a fucking gem. Everything’s in crispy HD. You can see every red mark. The videos are exclusive, you know, real handmade smut. Then you have Sarah. She spanks, gets spanked, directs, edits, produces. She’s basically the motherfucking Tarantino of spank porn. The updates keep rolling in like clockwork, which is rare in fetish land, and that’s not counting her custom videos.
So yeah, maybe the design’s a bit old-school and there’s no cock going in cunt, but who gives a flying fuck? The videos are top-notch, the quality’s insane, and Sarah Gregory clearly gives more of a damn about her craft than half the porn industry combined. This site is for the kinky motherfuckers who like their smut with some pain, sweat, and authenticity.
If you’re into spanking, real spanking, sarahgregoryspanking.com is your happy place. It’s got heart, and it’ll leave you rubbing something sore. Either way, you’ll love every goddamn second of it. Adios!
