You wouldn't fucking believe how many boring fetish sites I've seen this week. For fuck’s sake, if you’re gonna run a fetish joint, at least make it pop a little! Just because you've found some hoe who's willing to let a grandpa smack her ass with a slipper, doesn't mean you are some posh mastermind of porn.
These sites will never fucking know the importance of the wow factor and a decent design, but one motherfucker stands out. Dreamsofspanking.com, thank you for being the sight for my sore eyes! A goddamn breath of fresh air! Looking so damn good that I'm ready to review it! Fucking thanks again and let's fucking go!
A proper logo and a video trailers
Fucking hell, I lay my eyes on dreamsofspanking.com and it feels like I have been standing my whole life and I've finally sat down. I don't want to go into the whole comparison game now, but trust me when I say that I haven't seen a fetish site with a proper logo for a long time. This time, you get some dragon shit, looks like it belongs on a chocolate cookie jar, got jack to do with spanking, but at least it’s there and it sticks in your motherfucking brain.
The video, official trailer, starts playing the moment you load the page, and it's a compilation. I talk about this absolutely crisp, full HD teaser packed with all sorts of asses. The shit that stands out is this fat chick with huge tits. Them knockers are tied with a rope, around them, so they pop out even more, like two balloons that are about to burst, and she stands against this ugly guy with hairy chest. Looks so fucking kinky that my eyes are burning, but I can't look away. It's that kind of vibe. Moving on!
Made my Pandora Blake's studio
I don't know shit about this Pandora Blake thing, and maybe I don't fucking have to. What matters is that dreamsofspanking.com presents videos made by that pioneering studio, and it's obviously taboo. It's written on the goddamn homepage!
The note continues to brag about diverse models, and kinky content that's ethically produced and consensual. Long dick short, it means that the hoes and dudes making porn for dreamsofspanking.com love what they are doing. They are all adults, into the sub/dom game, so yeah, you can stop fucking bitching. Also, dreamsofspanking.com explains that all members of the site get unlimited access to over 500 high-res spanking scenes.
I kinda knew that dreamsofspanking.com was HD, through and through. You can fucking tell. That's what video trailers are for! However, even though it's all crisp, there's some undeniable grit to the videos here.
Looks absolutely filthy and amateur to the point that it makes it even hotter. Maybe it's because the models are not some polished plastic dolls with perfect makeup and fake tits. The models here on dreamsofspanking.com look like real people, and even though I don't have anything against perfect female bodies, I respect the hustle. All good.
What the fuck is acquiescence
Yup, the latest video here on dreamsofspanking.com is titled Acquiescence and I don't even know how to spell the goddamn word! Are we back to English classes, synonyms and shit, or what?!
Turns out to be some "dreams of spanking" deal. Ok. Maybe it's about a chick falling asleep and her fake daddy waking her up with a slap across her ass, or maybe it's about dreaming about being tied up like a Christmas present. I dunno, so I'm gonna stream the shit.
I hit the thumbnail and dreamsofspanking.com takes me to this grim and dark dungeon with a chick bent over and a masked dude whipping her ass. I don't get a trailer, which is a goddamn shame, but at least dreamsofspanking.com gives me info like how long the video runs and how many pictures it has inside the gallery. Not bad, but not perfect either. Seriously, whose goddamn cock do I gotta suck around here to get a proper fucking trailer?!
A fuckload of info on each video
I still talk about that Dream video, or whatever the fuck it's named. Yeah, you don't get a trailer for each video, but below that one free image, you get a fuckload of info. All fucking crucial and very important for everyone who thinks about paying for dreamsofspanking.com. In this case, you get the categories like leather strap, BDSM, bondage, and leather, and attached tags like bare bottom, gym horse, lingerie, and humiliation.
As if all that wasn't enough, dreamsofspanking.com gives you a big video description for each video. In this case, Pandora is being interrogated in this dark and grim basement. She doesn't want to fucking confess, so this dude ties her up and smacks her ass. He doesn't fuck her, sadly, but it's fetish to the core, just the way I like it. Points for authenticity and this raw vibe.
Time for the price talk
To actually access the prices here, you have to set up a free account. I've always hated that unnecessary hoop, but whatever. The form wants my username and email. I'll fucking live.
The good news is that you have a fuckload of VIP options to choose from here. The first one is the 30-days non-recurring membership priced at £30. You get unlimited streaming and unlimited access to the high-res photo galleries. Next up, you have the monthly recurring option that will cost you £22/month. The price of the annual plan that doesn't give you downloads, only streaming, is £12/month.
Then you have these VIP download plans. If you want unlimited streaming and download for 30 days, non-recurring, the price is £40. If you want that shit but non-recurring, the price will be £30/month. Finally, the price of the annual membership, recurring, streaming + downloads, is £17/month. Whew! Finally, that shit is done! Let's move on.
Around 400 videos
The site claims to have around 500 videos, but hell if I know if that number’s still right. From what I can tell, dreamsofspanking.com keeps dropping new shit on the regular, so the stash is probably a hell of a lot bigger by now. On top of that, dreamsofspanking.com gives you bonus content in the form of BTS footage, interviews with the hoes and guys, and so on.
The content is exclusive. You don't have to be a fucking genius to figure that out. You can look all you want, but you'll never find dreamsofspanking.com vids online on another site, for free. Not fucking happening! This joint sells nothing but unique porn, with raw scenes of corporal punishment, and you have to learn to respect that grind.
Pandora does custom content too
I was about to call it quits, right here, right fucking now, but then I accidentally spotted the Custom option in the main menu. Naturally, I had to snoop, and holy shit, I found out two things. First, Pandora Blake is a badass chick, an award-winning producer and director of this filthy motherfucking site.
Second, she does custom content, so you can get your twisted fantasies brought to life. She’s been slinging her cunt around as a performer since 2006, and directing this kinky circus since 2009. Long dick short, if she was some dumb hoe pumping out shit content, she’d have been stomped into the dirt by her competitors years ago.
I don't think I have to explain what custom content is about. You communicate what you want, wait for Pandora's answer and the price, and if you both agree, she makes the movie and sends it to you. It's made just for you, super fucking exclusive, and it's the best thing about the bitch. Fucking bravo!
No major cons
First off all, the site looks good. I mean, crisp as HD porn can get. Your eyes thank you. Your dick thanks you. Hell, even your soul thanks you for finally seeing some porn that isn’t recycled garbage.
The videos are goddamn lit. It's where you get raw and real spanking, punishment, BDSM, disciplining, and who knows what else. The hoes are real, with real and flawed bodies, and that makes it hotter than a motherfucker. You can feel the sub/dom tension, the leather, the ropes, and the humiliation.
Then there’s the content itself. You have over 500 videos inside the xxx library, plus exclusive scenes, behind-the-scenes footage, interviews with the chicks and dudes, and nice filtering tools. You’ll never find these vids for free anywhere, because this site doesn’t peddle shit recycled content. Plain and simple.
Pandora Blake is an award-winning chick, performer since 2006, director since 2009, motherfucker who actually knows how to run a fetish empire. She deserves your money and so does her site. End of story.
