Spanking Glamour! More spanking shit for you kinky motherfuckers! These past few weeks, I’ve been drowning in this smacking fetish shit, and fuck me, there are way more of these sites than I thought.
When there’s this much competition, I expect some goddamn fireworks, not the same boring crap every other dickhead site does. I wanna see them yank something wild outta their kinky asses, something that makes me fucking drool! Now, let's see if spankingglamour.com has that wow factor and if the content is any good. Onwards with the review!
Nice and slow
Now that I’m done running my filthy mouth in the intro, I can finally focus on the goddamn site. The first thing I spot is the "360 videos" note. Not bad. Sure, the web has bigger fetish sites, not gonna lie, but 360 is not fucking bad. It's enough to last you a whole year, if you stream one video per day, so I guess it's decent. I’ll try to see if spankingglamour.com actually drops fresh shit on the regular later, though knowing my luck, I probably won’t get to confirm that crap.
You see, spankingglamour.com is this basic site. It doesn't have the standard options, video trailers, a memorable logo, or any of that shit. The tour page is all beige and light pink, like we are buying flower pots here instead of spanking videos. Barebones.
Damn, I wish spankingglamour.com had some ads! I know it's a paysite, and those motherfuckers usually skip ads so they don’t screw with the user experience, but this is one of those rare times I wouldn’t mind some movement on the screen. Even a bouncing promo cunt would’ve been better than this meh vibe. Moving the fuck on!
Amateur hoes getting spanked and paddled in HD
I take a look at the models, and I don't recognize a single cunt here. That's actually a good thing. Sure, some of you fucks like to wank off to pornstars, but when it comes to fetish porn, it's not that fucking simple.
When the chicks are amateur, it's more credible. I mean, come on, no one’s buying that anyone could really take control of Riley or Adriana’s fine asses, at least not in a way that feels legit. You need unknown cunts getting their cheeks smacked red to make that shit hit right, and spankingglamour.com nailed that part. All good.
The first babe I spot is this chubby brunette in black panties. Looks like she had stockings on too. You see, it's that spankingglamour.com doesn't give you proper trailers. Instead, you get this list of free images, like it's 2006 or something, without any attached tags or video descriptions. Annoying as fuck, but the less content spankingglamour.com shows to its free visitors, the more exclusive and valuable it becomes for the VIP members. I understand. Still, doesn’t change the fact that it’s a pain in the goddamn ass.
Mostly guys dominating submissive chicks
Them goddamn pictures show guys and chick bent over their knees. The standard spanking setup. The guys dominate the hoes, and that's a huge part of the spanking fetish. Also, it's about humiliation, naked asses, corporal punishment, and that old vs young deal we all fucking love, as long as the chicks are younger. That's my preference.
I mean, if spankingglamour.com had a proper About Us or a sane way to promote its shit, I might have been able to give you the details, like the names of the dudes and chicks, but I'll see if I can figure something out in the Models List stash.
I see this cute brunette with pigtails and a painful expression on her face. Of course, her ass is fully naked and this dude spanks the shit out of her. She fucking likes it! Before you start complaining and shit, all the babes doing porn for spankingglamour.com love it. They are all 18+ and they consented to this shit. Yeah, maybe calling it “porn” is pushing it since there’s no real fucking happening here on spankingglamour.com, but I didn't expect that shit on a fetish site that has such a hard focus on one topic. I ain't complaining.
One fetish to rule them all
To be honest, I'm not a proper fetishist. I'm just this simple guy who wanks off to anything hardcore. That's my vibe, so yeah, on the one hand, spankingglamour.com doesn't scratch my itch 'cause it doesn't show penetration, anal gaping, gangbangs, blowjobs, and all that shit. On the other hand, the content is really fetish and very fucking unique, mostly due to its vintage vibe. I can tell that the videos are high-end, but they look amateur as fuck, in the best possible sense of the word.
The hottest picture I find here features this absolutely stunning blonde cunt in gray pantyhose. She’s got that sexy expression on her face while some motherfucker smacks her ass, and the whole time she’s curling her cute little toes. Hello, foot fetish right there! I’ve fucking told you, the spanking fetish has layers, big fucking layers, and you can see every goddamn one of them right here on spankingglamour.com.
The shit's hot, no doubt. I get a boner from watching this simple chick in a plaid shirt, like a school uniform or something, getting spanked, hard, in black and white. Has that vintage vibe to it, like the majority of the videos here on spankingglamour.com. She is barefoot, nicely pedicured nails and all that, and you can tell she likes it. Damn, I’d have killed for just one dick shoved up her cozy little cunt! Fucking hell!
How much to join spankingglamour.com
It's all fucking simple, again. The site offers this one membership plan, priced at $39.99. It unlocks spankingglamour.com for a whole month, and it rebills every month at $39.95. To be fucking honest, that's pricier when compared to similar sites. Still, spankingglamour.com gives you unlimited streaming and downloading, and that's worth something.
I know that the majority of dickheads just stream, wank off, and call it a day. Well, experienced fetishists understand the urge to download videos. There's something about building and having an offline stash of smut, just in case. When a paysite gives you downloads, it practically lets you keep all of its content forever, and that's a big deal.
Sure, spankingglamour.com doesn't have any bonus content, and the tour page is cryptic as fuck, but the videos are unique. No fucking doubt. It all comes down to what you want. If you are into fancy designs, refined filters, and famous cunts, spankingglamour.com might disappoint. If you want hardcore fuck sessions, yeah, get the fuck out of here. Anyway, I think it’s time to wrap this shit up.
You do you
What a goddamn ride! I didn't like it at first. It's like fucking walking into a sexy dungeon, but you can't see the toys, and the lights are out. Very fucking confusing and slightly outdated. Still, spankingglamour.com managed to earn my stamp of approval. Yeah, the site’s about as modern as a Nokia brick, but that's not the point. Fetish sites are not supposed to be posh.
The most important thing is the content, and this thing fucking slaps! Literally and figuratively. Every video is damn good. It has that vintage vibe to it, very fucking raw, and just kinky enough to make you feel like you shouldn't be watching it. That's the whole point! You can't stop! It's the taboo energy through and through. I talk about old-school dominance, red asses, and sluts who are into it. Yeah, nothing's fake here and I fucking respect that shit.
Now yeah, the price tag’s a little steep. $39.99 is not affordable when compared to similar sites, but I mean, you do get unlimited streaming and downloading here. That’s a pretty fair trade if you ask me. Plus, being able to download means you can build your own filthy shrine of spank material and keep it forever. Just so you know, spankingglamour.com comes with zero ads.
Sure, the site’s got flaws. It’s about as interactive as a dead goldfish, the design screams 2008, and the lack of bonus content makes you wonder if the creators blew their whole budget on paddle wax, but despite all that, the content still makes it worth the money. It’s weirdly classy, disgustingly addictive, and perfectly filthy in a way only old-school fetish porn can pull off.
So yeah, spankingglamour.com ain’t perfect, but if you’re into red asses, crying sluts, and men who loves bending hoes over and giving them the spank of their lives, this site is for you. Goddamn worth it!
