Damn, I load up spanking101thevideos.com and instantly wonder what the fuck I’m gonna do for the next 1.5K words. Yeah, my reviews usually stretch that long, pretty fucking cool, I know, but for it to actually be worth it, the site’s gotta inspire me.
I’m not usually into spanking unless it’s some tight chick getting her butt slapped while riding dick like it’s a goddamn rodeo, but hey, most of my fans are kinky bastards. So yeah, I’m taking one for the team here. Let’s see what this spanking101thevideos.com shitshow is all about. Deep breath, cocks out, and here we fucking go!
Am I back to school or what
I don't even have to stream the shit to figure it out. Damn, the background photo shows a classroom, chairs and blackboard, and all that shit! It’s like someone decided to mix porn with algebra and somehow made it work.
Just looking at it gives me flashbacks to sitting in class, sweaty palms, praying the teacher doesn’t call my sorry ass. I feel like a pimple motherfucker again, only now I’m the Porn Dude, top of the class in jerking off and grading smut. Still, the setup’s got that weird nostalgic kick. Christ, someone wake me the fuck up before I start doing equations or something!
Yeah, spanking101thevideos.com has picked a theme and it's sticking with it. You have that classroom background picture, and on top of it, you have something that looks like a sheet of a notebook paper. Gives the site this fetish look, like really conveys the message, but at the same time, it looks obsolete as fuck. I'm on the fence here. I can’t tell if I’m turned on or about to puke my guts out. Guess the only logical move here is to stream some goddamn videos and see if the content can slap me back to my senses.
It's usually grandpas spanking younger chicks
The spanking fetish has layers. Just think about it. First of all, it's about submission and humiliation.
Chicks who get spanked are often told off for misbehaving, not finishing chores, and shit like that. Then, it's about that old vs young deal. In this case too, you get old farts spanking younger chicks, and that's the part of the appeal too. It's also about disciplining, cute panties, bare asses, moaning, and dirty talk. A lot of small fetishes rolled into one.
The latest video here on spanking101thevideos.com shows this grandpa motherfucker and a chick in a Hogwarts uniform. I mean, if the video description hadn't mentioned it, I would have never noticed. Looks like a regular school uniform, and nobody's holding the wand, and the vicious snake is nowhere to be seen, but I just go with the flow.
The description also mentions the spanking being a birthday present. The thing is so vague I have no clue whose balls or ass we’re celebrating, but whatever. It all ends with the babe's ass being whooped, so it's all fireworks. In any case, it looks like a hot spanking deal, slightly obsolete and grim, obviously without any fucking involved, but it's kinda exactly what I expected from spanking101thevideos.com. All good. Moving on.
Is that the same dude
I’m not gonna sit here and lie to your ass. Spanking101thevideos.com has one of the most vague tour pages I’ve ever fucking seen. Shit, I don’t get the trailers, I don’t get the layout, and that shit’s starting to grind my motherfucking gears. I want the wow factor, goddamn it! I want something that slams me back into my chair and makes my dick fucking explode! Not fucking happening!
All I see is this same old grandpa motherfucker, just swapping outfits like he’s trying to reinvent boring, and somehow managing to look even more lifeless than before. Fucking yawn. Makes me wanna drown myself in shepherd’s pie or shove a cactus up my ass just for a thrill.
The thing that saves the day is the promo gallery of a threesome. Nah, one, two, three, actually five people involved. I finally start to understand that the grandpa is actually Principal Tubaman, and the chicks attend the fake school and try to misbehave as much as they can. Filthy little whores!
In this particular scene, some motherfucker named Uncle Jeremy joins the show. Jeremy is a far better name than Tubaman. Sounds like a superhero who unclogs tubes full of shit or shoves metal tubes down gaping asses for fun. Christ, this is getting messy, and exactly the kind of fucked-up chaos you hope for when you click on spanking101thevideos.com. I'm starting to like the shitshow.
How much for Tubaguy and his hoes
The simplicity fucking continues. Spanking101thevideos.com offers just one membership plan. It's the monthly one, priced at $25.99 and it's the recurring option. The thing rebills at $24.99 every thirty days. You can pay via credit card, Visa, Discover, and all that jazz. Pretty standard, and speaking of standard, the price is something I often see among fetish paysites. All good.
Now, the first very important thing I want you to know is that spanking101thevideos.com does regular updates. To be exact, they upload five new videos a week, flicks and picture sets combined, and that shit is what actually makes me approve of the site. It's fucking hard to find a fetish site who does weekly updates, let alone five times a day. Finally, something to wake me up from the coma! Fucking bravo!
Streaming and downloading
Yeah, the tour page is fucking boring, no doubt, but I somehow manage to find out that spanking101thevideos.com allows streaming and download. Streaming is fine and shit, but all veteran motherfuckers know the importance of downloads. Long dick short, once you have an offline porn stash, you don't fear the apocalypse. You always have something to wank off to and that shit's priceless. No joke.
The flicks go from 4 to 45 minutes. What can I say? It fucking depends. What they point is that EVERY video comes with at least one complete spanking scene, and some as many as sixteen. These are marathons or something. In any case, when the vids are huge, they chop that shit into shorter clips so it’s easier and faster to download. It's some sane thinking I can understand and appreciate.
You can buy individual videos
Before I go, I want to tell you that spanking101thevideos.com offers videos in three formats, wmv, .mov, and .mp4. Finally, I want you to know that you can buy individual DVDs. The motherfucker running spanking101thevideos.com explains that all of these filthy spanking fests are available on that Clips4Sale website. Now, that's both a blessing and a doom.
Buying these single clips is great if you want to test the waters, but you really have to be careful about that shit. If you end up buying one by one and you can't fucking stop, you'll end up spending way more money than you would on that monthly VIP deal that unlocks the whole site. You do you. In any case, the prices of the videos range from $5.99 to $18.99, roughly speaking.
It's actually a good site
Didn't like it at first, but Jesus Christ, spanking101thevideos.com is like the lovechild of a dusty classroom and a kinky porno dungeon! First off, the tour page is vague as shit, barely gives a clue what the fuck is going on. You scroll through, and all you see is this same old grandpa motherfucker swapping boring outfits. Christ, I’ve seen more personality in a goddamn pile of wet towels!
But then… then you hit the promo gallery and holy shitballs, things start getting interesting. Suddenly it’s not just one boring grandpa spanking some random chick in a uniform! Now it’s five people, three hoes, Principal Tubaman, and uncle Jeremy. Motherfucking superheroes of spanking! You can’t help but get turned on while laughing at how ridiculous it all is.
The membership is that standard shit, but the glory is in the weekly updates. Spanking101thevideos.com uploads five new vids or picture sets a week. That’s five chances a week to see some tight cunt’s ass get spanked while a grandpa or some other dickhead yells at her. That’s the shit that wakes me up from a porn-induced coma. Finally, a fetish site that actually gives a damn.
The vids themselves run from 4 minutes to 45 minutes, each one has at least one spanking scene, and some are crammed with sixteen motherfucking beatings. When the files are huge, they chop that shit into smaller clips so you can download it without needing the patience of a saint.
Sure, the site’s design is old as fuck, the tour page is vague as shit, the grandpa is not handsome, but spanking101thevideos.com gives you regular updates and raw fetish shit. It's fucking gritty and it doesn’t pretend to be anything else. It’s exactly what spanking fanatics like us are looking for. I say you check it out.
