Universal Spanking and Punishments! It’s no secret that I’m an ass man. So, any time I find a new premium site featuring bubbly butts, you know I’ve got to pass it along to you perverts. Most of the time, I’ll just log into one of Mike Adriano’s sites and jerk my johnson for four hours. That’s usually all I need to bust a fat ass nut before searching for more smut sites for you masturbating motherfuckers. But this site that I’m about to introduce to all you fappers ain’t like the other ones I’m used to choking the chicken to. It can’t always be hardcore anal gonzo scenes, as much as I’d like it to be.
Besides, I have to mix shit up sometimes as a cock-jerker who’s committed to finding the best premium porn sites available that are actually worth my cum loads and cash. So today, I want to introduce you wankers to a site that’s all about ass spanking and pervy punishments called Universal Spanking and Punishments (USpanking.com). Throughout my sex life, I’ve always loved slapping a big ol’ caboose. Hell, I can’t look at a perfect pair of cheeks and resist. The jiggle and clap of a fat ass bouncing always does it for my dick, which I’m sure you fuckers can relate to.
But for some of you strokers, you need a little bit more ass pounding. And no, I’m not talking about ass-gaping anal, either. I’m talking about seeing a chick’s red booty cheeks after taking a few slams from a cane or a strap, and that’s exactly what Universal Spanking and Punishments is all about! And that’s not all you’ll see here. Sometimes you’ll even see sluts getting their filthy mouths washed out with soap while taking a verbal scolding, and in some scenes, they even get sent to a corner butt-ass naked.
It’s one of those porn niches that’s obviously filled with sluts who love a dose of discipline. I don’t know what their story is; perhaps the lack of a father figure, or hell, maybe it’s a way to get back at their deadbeat dads. Either way, these thots are consenting, willing participants who let dominant dudes and femdoms have their way with them. It’s definitely not for every fapper out there, but if this shit sounds like the type of premium porn you jerk-offs have been looking for, here’s everything you need to know about Universal Spanking and Punishments!
Punishment porn galore with a shitty mobile site
Universal Spanking and Punishments has been around since 2021, which is surprising, given that it looks a hell of a lot older than it is. Now, it doesn’t look like one of those fetish sites that’s still stuck in the mid-2000s. But based on the layout, you can definitely tell that they aren’t trying to keep up with the bigger smut sites out there regarding the design. When I pulled up this shit on my phone, I hate to report that it was an absolute shit show. Instead of the site shrinking down to fit smaller screen sizes, USpanking.com basically just uses its desktop site for its mobile site.
The only thing that changes is that the top menu shifts into a hamburger-style menu. What the hell is that shit? You can tell that they tried to make it look somewhat mobile-friendly with the top menu and site summary. But the video grid is exactly what you’d see on the desktop site, which looks fucking atrocious on a smaller screen. The same thing goes for the ‘popular models’ section of the site. There’s no list view; it’s just an ugly-ass grid-view that doesn’t fit the page in the fucking slightest. And that hamburger menu is even way too small to fucking read.
Honestly, I wouldn’t even worry about wanking with the mobile site if I were you fuckers unless you absolutely have to. But as for the desktop site, it’s pretty damn decent, other than a few models’ photos missing, which won’t keep you cock-jerkers from enjoying these movies. You don’t get a whole bunch of flashy bullshit on a site like this. Instead, they give you a summary of the type of videos they make, which consists of falaka and bastinado (foot spanking), ass spanking, tit smacks, scolding, hand slams, corner timeouts, and a whole bunch of other punishments.
So, as you can see, this ain’t the type of site that specializes in punishment fuck videos. If you were expecting a whole bunch of rough sex, let’s just say you’re on the wrong side of the internet. Some of you fuckers knew exactly what you were getting into with a site like this. For others, you’re just lucky that there’s at least naked chicks. I wanked through as many videos as I could, hoping I’d at least see two chicks spanking each other with some girl-on-girl sex action. But nah, this is a true punishment site.
The roleplay scenes aren’t exactly sensual, even if some of you fappers find them to be. Instead, usually these scenes feature fetish models who roleplay like they’ve done something wrong and are being punished by their step-mom or step-dad. For example, two bisexual girls (18+) get caught practicing kissing. But when their step-dad gets home, he’s fucking pissed because they’ve done this type of shit before. That’s when the panties come down, and asses get blistered. Just don’t expect it to turn into an all-out fuck fest after these girls get their punishments, or else your dick will be as disappointed as mine was.
Membership and pricing
If you’re into this whole punishment porn thing, becoming a member of USpanking.com is easy, and overall, their prices ain’t that bad. Apparently, they’ve been doing discounts of up to $15 off lately. I’m not sure if it’s because of the lack of members or if it’s because they’re just being generous, but keep in mind that shit could change at any time. To get started, you’ll go through their primary biller, CCBill, and fill out your financial information. One thing I noticed about this section that I have mixed feelings about is that they offer additional sites at checkout.
When you go to sign up, they’ll offer you add-on subscriptions to sites like Assume the Position Studios, Worst Behavior Productions, and Good Spanking. I guess these are some other sites within their network, but why the hell are these not included in the subscription already? I don’t get the whole add-on thing. Plenty of other sites out there include network access to a whole bundle of sites. I don’t know why these fuckers can’t do that. And I don’t say that to deter you degenerates from subscribing, but that’s something to look out for if you plan on joining.
But if you’re already fucking sold, here’s how much you’ll pay with their CCBill plans (subject to change):
30-day membership $19.95 (rebills every 30 days at $19.95)
60-day membership $49.95 (save $10 — rebills every 60 days at $49.95)
90-day membership $69.95 (save $25 — rebills every 90 days at $69.95)
They also have an alternate billing option, which sounds like a red flag, right? But don’t worry, I’ve seen this bullshit before. So, if you’re having trouble with the primary processor, they give you another way to pay through Verotel, but it’s slightly more expensive. I don’t fuck with that shit, but I don’t make the rules, motherfuckers.
Here’s what you’ll pay with USpanking.com’s Verotel payment processor (subject to change):
30-day membership $34.95 (rebills every 30 days at $34.95)
60-day membership $59.95 (save $10 — rebills every 60 days at $59.95)
90-day membership $79.95 (save $25 — rebills every 90 days at $79.95)
The pros and cons of USpanking.com
Universal Spanking and Punishments has let my dick down, but I still think there’s a fuck ton of you fappers who’d subscribe to a site like this. Still, I’ll be honest; I was expecting hardcore fucking. Of course, that was before I clicked the link to see what it was about.
I thought it’d be a BDSM site where these chicks got their asses slapped and fucked. But nah, it’s all roleplay, and nothing’s really sex-related other than hot, horny chicks moaning while taking a consensual booty beating. But hey, some of you fuckers are into that shit, and I’m not going to judge your kinks and fetishes.
And there are a few other things about USpanking that I don’t fuck with, like the different prices for the different processors. Fuck that! In their defense, it’s probably because that specific biller is expensive on their end, so as a dude who runs his own premium site, I get it. It’s business. But hey, let’s just hope CCBill works when you wankers subscribe. Of course, another big con is the mobile site, which I’ve already dragged through the fucking mud, so I’ll shut up about that shit. But speaking of billing, I still don’t know why the hell these motherfuckers are charging for bonus sites.
I don’t fuck with that shit, and the last thing I want when I’m buying a smut site membership is to be sold some other shit that I really don’t even fucking want. As for the rest, the pros are subjective, but a few stood out. One, you’re getting access to a slew of fetish models you’ve never seen on camera before. And two, they’ve got some decent dump trucks, if I do say so myself. And as long as CCBill works, the prices are decent — pretty much what you’d see on other porn sites.
As for the videos themselves, even though I don’t like the no-sex thing, I think some of you fappers get off on bitches being spanked and punished. That said, I’ll count it as a pro, even though I would’ve loved to have seen these thots getting railed. Regarding the video quality, it’s decent — very amateur, but pretty fucking good for what you pay for. Plus, it is a fetish site after all. Let’s just say they aren’t working with big budgets. You won’t see mainstream stars or any crazy sets and costumes. It’s simple, kind of fucked up, but I can see why you wankers would probably like it. At the end of the day, at least you get ass. And as an ass aficionado, I can appreciate that shit.
Join USpanking.com for punishment fetish porn!
I would’ve loved to see some fisting or two chicks spanking each other before scissoring. But instead, it’s all about corporal punishment, even if it does make these thots sloppy wet. For some of you fappers, this is already some shit you’d find in your fap stash, and you’ve been looking for more sites like it. Well, here’s an answer to your wildest wet dreams, wankers! If not, and you think that now you’re ready to jump in and jerk off to some punishment fetish porn, just know you’ve fucking found it, thanks to yours truly. Enjoy, and as always, happy fapping!
